mike
@mikeisastooge.bsky.social
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dad, comrade, bassist, birder
Rocket Mortgage is really trying to drive me to violence. I had been on hold waiting to speak to someone re: my PMI for over an hour and then noticed the number listed on the PMI info page was different than the one I called. So I hung up and called that number ONLY TO BE REDIRECT TO THE SAME QUEUE.
about 18 hours ago
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Any journalist worth their salt would ask Mitch Albom what the fuck he's hiding under that hair.
6 days ago
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Quitting my job today (for another one).
7 days ago
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Please, someone help me find my kid. This game of hide-and-seek has gone too far.
11 days ago
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Made the completely chill decision to finally watch Weapons alone
11 days ago
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Boss makes a million, I make a dime. That's why I read about dinosaurs on company time.
21 days ago
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I talk about it all the time but I am consistently baffled how so many people do not understand the ending of
#TwinPeaks
. David Lynch & Mark Frost have talked about their stories are far more straightforward than they appear and that seems to be forgotten more often than not.
26 days ago
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In a meeting with someone saying eggsactly and eggsellent and I want to stab myself with a pen
30 days ago
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In the car making my music other people's problem
about 1 month ago
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Oh hell yeah. Just the stinky stuff.
about 1 month ago
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I love eating burritos the size of my fucking head
about 1 month ago
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New words my daughter said during dinner: napkin, coronet, solar system, meatball.
about 1 month ago
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Three nights of using a CPAP machine has me like
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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Might go hard and stop attending meetings without an agenda
about 1 month ago
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First night with a CPAP last night and I have so much energy today. Is this how normal people feel every day?
about 1 month ago
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My daughter learned my real name is in fact "Mike" and not "Dada." Her world is shook and now she's saying "Hey, Mike!" from the backseat.
about 1 month ago
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The best thing about Steady Diet of Nothing is it's so dry I can crank the volume in my headphones and I don't feel like I'm assaulted.
about 2 months ago
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Me, inviting my coworkers to a meeting
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
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Almost spelled my own name wrong on this Teams interview. 😵💫
about 2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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I am dreaming of a Mighty Ducks v Sabres Stanley Cup matchup.
about 2 months ago
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My daughter loves Diarrhea Planet and if I don't accomplish anything else as a parent, I'll have this.
about 2 months ago
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Scheming ways to vanquish the surge that is the Bradford Pest from modern landscaping.
about 2 months ago
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Oh yeah, baby.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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*Kylo Ren voice* MORE!
about 2 months ago
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Thinking about Prince's guitar solo during the live performance of When My Guitar Gently Weeps again.
about 2 months ago
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Watching
#Apex
on Netflix and here is my review: It's like someone played Red Dead Redemption 2 and asked themselves, "What if we put the whole Murfree Brood into one dude in Australia? The Murfree Dude."
about 2 months ago
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How downtown Franklin doesn't have an independent coffee and/or an ice cream shop is such a bummer. There is literally nothing for families to do other than go to the park.
about 2 months ago
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600% of his brain is worms
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Teaching my 18-month old to talk like this guy
about 2 months ago
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The cool thing about brain worms is that this happens
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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If you are not vaccinating your children, you are part of the problem.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Pickleball has never been popular. Big Pickleball just pushes stories about its popularity to get people to buy more plastic bullshit.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Mike Watt really sings about his penis an awful lot.
2 months ago
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I think the idea of a general strike is good but I sometimes wonder if it's not feasible given so many are scrapping by paycheck-to-paycheck. What if instead, everyone decided not to have federal taxes automatically deducted from their paychecks? The fed gov't would go broke nearly immediately.
2 months ago
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Here I am looking for a specific GIF only to see Major Garland Briggs worked in the same office as Peter Pan. Considering the inter-dimensional travel required to reach Neverland, this makes perfect sense. Confirmed Hook exists in the Twin Peaks universe.
2 months ago
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Man, I love dogs (hot)
2 months ago
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Deep River Sweet Maui Onion chips might be the best chips of all time?
2 months ago
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You know it's spring in Metro Detroit when you start seeing these cruising around.
2 months ago
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reposted by
mike
Sara Hates Baseball
2 months ago
Just $15 more and we will wear a subtle button to show our disapproval of Armageddon
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My superpower is looking into a bag of chips, reaching in, and then grabbing the exact chip I didn't want.
2 months ago
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*checks the Red Wings score*
3 months ago
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Coney dogs at home
3 months ago
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I have literally talked about this in therapy
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Cool thing about strength training is eating donuts
3 months ago
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Thinking about one very specific word here
3 months ago
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Shellac and Raffi are having a battle in my house.
@raffic.bsky.social
is winning.
3 months ago
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How to I train a siege of great blue herons to take care of our groundhog problem?
3 months ago
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I love that every single day Pete Hegseth violates the United States Flag Code with his pocket square and no one in the media calls him out.
3 months ago
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The most frustrating thing about being a parent is that I somehow make my 16-month-old daughter 🤌 perfectly al dente 🤌 orzo but overcook the living shit out of the pasta for us adults.
3 months ago
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