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Robots can be surprisingly demanding when it comes to offpsring. Oh? Yeah.. apparently robots can have offspring. Technology sure advances quick

I'mma be real, I don't really know much about the Journey to the West to make a witty description

A long awaited performance, the seats are all full, and the songs start playing. Yet it's not JUST her voice people come to witness...

People often lose on purpose against demons if the bet is good enough.

The only downsides of hiring hyper boys at any restaurant is the uprise in "Extra Sausage" jokes... Often followed by a very thorough cleanup once the order is delivered.

Even with the power of foresight, psychic pokemon can still get jumpscared by their own visions of the future.

Dates between two hypers tend to last a lot longer than your average person, entirely because the more fun parts of it last about ten times as long as the date portion of it.

They say they are worth their weight in gold, and considering most of their weight IS gold... I'd believe it

There's plenty a evil in the world, enough so that the requirements for Magical Girls have dropped the 'Girl' part, and have decided to instead equip new recruits with a more.... modern approach

Pandas are born and raised with all their needs met, they've come to expect a certain amount of attention by now. This one certainly needs yours now.

Merry "Almost Chrimbo" everyone! My yeen' mousepad(s) came in last night, and I love them! Bigger and smoother than my original mousepad. Thank you X-Raypad for the service! Thank you Jiuson Zhou for the print! Thank you @larroqe.bsky.social for the art!

She scams people with fake dick enhancement spells on Etsy.

Some ants' entire job is to serve as food storage for the entire colony, so they get bloated with nutricious honey for the rest to eat whenever they are hungry... now, this one's "colony" consists of just you, whether you are hungry or not.

At the peak of rush hour, you can't keep the chef waiting to deliver the dishes. Even if most of that time is spent reminding her that you DID in fact deliver it, it's just right within her massive blind spot in front of her

With nobody else in the cosmos to help her relieve her needs, titans have to do with whatever they can find... often those are planets.

Standing over everyone else with over two digits worth of height, Ambroisa's mother makes for quite the oversized bed~

Memories of lovely summer, cemented with a picture of all three

It's been a long day at work, and yet it's not over. You have one last duty to complete before you can clock out... hope you don't mind working overtime

Ever the subtle little gremlin, this one

Seeking novel hyper application methods, snake-form Lucky can't think of a better pal than Cord to have over in the lab for a 'fangs on' approach! Although, his "voluptuousizing" venom tends to get applied in truly 'vicious' amounts~! 🐍😁💥🍑🐶⏫💦 ft. @dangerdoodle.bsky.social! (Solo + Belch Alts 👇!)

This kitty will fill more than just your lap,,,~ 🐈💖🍃💦 ($$ for @axiee.bsky.social and @ryebreadward.bsky.social !)

Mammers here seems to have gotten free access to the kitchen and the fridge, unsupervised. This is how you wind up discovering her after her little feast. Hey, at least she left you SOME cake!

During the town's festivals, the goddesses of the mountain and the sky come down near the end to claim one of their most faithful. What they do with whomever they whisk away is uncertain, yet the sounds that ensue from it can be heard across the land.

The freshness of a custom-tailored suit is immaculate

It's cute that he tries to help his girlfriend with work, even if he plumets right back into sleep the moment he relaxes. Of course, she's gonna make sure he feels rewarded... even if it is in his sleep~

It's important to make sure that the fit, well, fits!

Wolves come in all shapes and sizes~

I don't know what you must of blurted out to the sisters, but they are very keen on not letting that sort of stuff slide without a few bruises...

Even despite the imp's confidence, it seems that trying to park all that rear on her may prove a tad bit fruitless, as she still has quite a few inches to sink into to clear the cheeks~

You may have misheard when told to "SLAY the minotaur within the labyrinth", but it's a mistake that the horned beast seems all too fine with, for a change~

What better way to celebrate an anniversary than a loving exchange of presents~? And what way to celebrate some anniversary gifts but with very thorough anal sex, he had been saving up plenty for that special day, it seems~

Though she resembles him greatly, do not make the mistake of thinking she is Stolas.

Not only do they hoard the entirety of the outside of the pool area, but then they fill out the whole pool by themselves. These silly hypers...

Princess Bubblegum throwing her shit back for some petty cash 💗(She doesn't even know why she agreed to this) #Art #NSFWart #NSFW #Digitalart #Hyper #Twerking #AdventureTime #PrincessBubblegum #PB

As expected of hyper boys, it doesn't take them long for them to give people reason to clear out of the splash zone

Pools clear up really damn quick whenever the hyper couple comes around, for  safety reasons.

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So I've watched Hazbin Hotel as of recent. I am totally normal about the spider twink

Despite the weights between her legs, she's quite fast still!

This boy's got himself quite a few girlfriends, and he has to take care of each and every single one of them individually~

These new arcades I've been seeing around are not what I remember them being like... not that I'm complaining, I've got my coin waiting on a turn, but still...

First crack at an icon

It may seem like Sati is struggling under all that ass mass, but believe me, you'll be nagged a lot if you try to help her out~

Out in the depths of the sea, a singer rises with an harmonious tune. Listen to her song... while backing away slowly and unnoticed, because there's gonna be a flash flood at the end of her song...

Imps are naturally attracted to jumping onto the tallest person's shoulders, whoever that is in a room. They may guide them around, too. If they play along, they may get rewarded.... MAY

Having a prehensile, long, thick and slick tail is a blessing in those boring nights~

The new bikini is on, the weather is lookin' nice, and so is he.

The new bikini is on, the weather is lookin' nice, and so is he.