Immaculate performances across the pitch. A lovely win against one of the trinity of shit football.

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In a training course. "Horizon scanning" and "Subject matter expert" already mentioned. FFS.

Wor Grace had her first sex education lesson at school today. Has been complaining that her teacher said the words "penis" and "vagina" with too much confidence for her liking. No need apparently.

Sounds rational.

Got a Caribbean cookbook and I'm not afraid to use it. Jerk pork for tea. Let's see how that turns out.....

This is still one of the greatest performances of all time. youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA?...

Waiting to see if @iggypopbarker.bsky.social comes home after an afternoon in Emley saying "to be fair that Nigel talks common sense".

Yes. It's time for....

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Eldest is 27 this weekend. Where did that time go? A life of constant pain due to CRPS, on top of her hemiplegia. Been rough and still is. Couldn't be prouder of her. Life dealt her a shit hand. Some kind of medical advancement would be the best present I think. Fingers crossed. She deserves it.

Have had a horrific stomach bug. Would not recommend in any way,shape, or form. Avoid.

Have purchased. Always a good night out. And excellent value.

Enough said. Goodnight all. youtu.be/VYAtBogNdWU?...

Beyond me why folks are still prepared to spend money on season tickets in the Premier League. For any team. You're being robbed. Stop it.

Shall we? I think we all should.... youtu.be/dUxiKQXxGR8?...

That new lad in goal shows promise. Complete team performance.

Oi,oi @jslovechild.bsky.social my pal @bowdenthom.bsky.social bought this over to this evening's football extravaganza. Can confirm it's magnificent. Would thoroughly recommend. Cheers Thom. Good man.

Two unfortunate self inflicted errors made it tough. We gave it a good go but Redcar are top for good reason. Very good side. Best of luck to them.

Was excellent

@iggypopbarker.bsky.social as discussed. Feast your eyes....

Picturesque that Silsden ground. Grand day out, marred only by the Stan's poor finishing and a drum. And hearing some 12 or 13 year old singing a less than complimentary song about the pope and the IRA, was just plain weird really. Off to the Orange Lodge with you.

Didn't take our chances. They did. Thst's football.

Cindy......

We have arrived. Up the Stan.

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Legend.

Thoroughly enjoyable comedy night @heatonstan.bsky.social last night. A good laugh in excellent company. Always helps!

Knock me down with a feather.....

🏆 Tonight at 6pm we'll discover our Newcastle Flooring Northumberland Senior Cup semi final opponents!

Bus related shenanigans. Get in there.

Decent game. Blyth looked better than I expected given their current league position. Probably about right result wise.

Up the Stan. I am ready for quality ale and a cracking game. Will moan if we don't win.

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PROPER FOOTBALL. None of that “not scoring goals” malarkey that rAMSAY seems keen on

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Skulking.

Ease yourself into Sunday with some shots from @heatonstan.bsky.social's brilliant win at @newtonaycliffefc.bsky.social from Friday, one of the best performances of the season from the lads.

Time to cut that rug youtu.be/ZsIz7PVm4Zg?...

Where I will be continuing to bear a grudge and displaying disproportionate levels of bitterness. "What do uou expect at this level". Pffft. Never forget, never forgive. Up the "same level as you now but higher in the league" Stan.

Class. Two particularly excellent goals and a cracking team performance.

So if he dies in mysterious circumstances, will he be "The People's Pervert" or "The Prince of Predators"? Concerned he may have left it late to secure a place in the hearts of the nation.

An accurate summary of my average day at work. "It's an excellent development opportunity for you, that will support you in becoming a subject matter expert". After 35 years of doing the same shit.

Oh and now it's the word "space", the HR space, the payroll space, the planning space..... They've obviously all just been on the same training course.

Someone just used the phrase "flight path" in a meeting at work. This has apparently superceded "direction of travel". FFS.

🗓 Our postponed @thenpl.bsky.social home game against Bradford (Park Avenue) will now take place on Wednesday 18th March 2026, kick off 7:45pm. Any tickets purchased for the original date will be valid for this rescheduled fixture.