Look who's back in town @theofficeofhoho.bsky.social

((The picture that started it all, lol. I just never posted it because (s)he came out like a generic gym bro xD))

A bit of sparring with Rosa

((Horror movie poster challenge))

The queen is back on duty With a brand new crown You woke the sleeping beauty How do you like her now?

Open up the limit.

Family first. Always. My babies the reason I keep swingin’ when things get heavy. Thank you @hadleighquinn.bsky.social for takin’ what I had in my heart and makin’ it real. It’s beautiful, and it means more than I know how to say without gettin’ embarrassin’ about it.

Don't be this guy.

Shoulda held that chokehold.

Conflict resolution.

((OOC of IC))

Push it to the limit.

I guess I gotta post sometin about the soakdown too. Hell of a good time.

Dressed warm so I don’t catch a cold at the soakdown. Y’all know me. Responsible. Practical. Modest as a church pamphlet.

Goddammit it's hot. If only someone would have guessed it could get there before July and arranged a water based event. Fuck me.

I get the crashout, truly. If my department spent half its resources makin’ everybody in town miserable, I might see folks havin’ fun and start hissin’ like a wet cat too. Anyway, come have fun with us on Saturday 12PM!

Be there or be square.

I do love how this poster came out. Hoping to get back in the ring in the next few months.

When I say kinky, I don't mean curls When I say give me, I mean the world

I'm still around though Fit Box is not, still doing personal training, so hit me up!

((Bandwagontime! Reposted because had to fix the eyecolor))

((Just putting this here because I updated it, if you want a feed of what's being said in CD/BW without bothering to follow everyone: 235 people, I may be missing some, let me know if you think someone's not in it.)) bsky.app/profile/cele...

Baby I'm giving you the mommy issues Know I make you wish I put my body on you Say you'd give me anything When I call the shots, you call me Walk into the room and you get mommy issues The way I move makes you follow my rules You want me to pull the strings When I call the shots, you call me mommy.

I know I used to be crazy I know I used to be fun You say I used to be wild I say I used to be young You tell me time has done changed me That's fine, I've had a good run I know I used to be crazy That's 'cause I used to be young

Enough about running a gym, any new ideas?

After every major incident, FDH doesn’t just pack up and move on. Once the immediate crisis is contained, survivors safe, and the dead respected, the work to unpack begins. Reports, debriefs, reviews, every decision, every action picked apart so we can see what worked and what failed.

What a woe is me pityparty. Stop spinning this like you’re just some tragic guy who keeps fucking up. You’re vindictive. You’re abusive. You don’t just “say” and "do" things that somehow end up hurting. You weaponize your words. You don't just fail to be nice, you CHOOSE to hurt. Over and over.

Funny how you keep skipping the part where you weren’t just “bad at helping,” you were actively abusive. You controlled her, belittled her, isolated her, and made her feel like shit. You didn’t just get her killed by accident, Corbin, you broke her down.

This isn’t “taking accountability.” This is playing PR for yourself while you leave out the real shit you did and act like you just had a few drinks and got rowdy. You didn’t just “mess up” the memorial. You spat on everyone there, literally and figuratively. You goaded Trevor to kill you.

Would have taken more photos, but my bikini melted. 🏳️‍🌈

Set up a virtual personal trainer you can use as a Fit Box member for no additional cost. If you are on a budget and can't afford a personal trainer, but still need some guidance with your exercises!

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Combinatios may not always go the way you think in a real fight, but truth is, if you got them drilled, you will react in the right way in the moment, you won't have time to think in a fight. Your body need to react before you even decide what you are doing.

Still time to get in bikini shape by July at Fit Box.

Got a new boxing ring. The cage was getting worn out.

If you'll be yourself for no one else They'll hate you 'cause you're beautiful So blaze the trail that no one can 'Cause they'll never understand

Summer Hair Era.

Tell your boyfriend - If he says he's got beef; That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of 'em.

New strategy unlocked: spend 10 hours typing threats, call others cowards, and claim victory because no one’s showing up to this very specific street corner in the middle of the night. Clearly, fear has worked. I must be Hathian’s legend of internet combat. 😂

The smell of desperation and delusion is strong.

Confidence isn’t given, it’s earned with every punch, every fall, and every comeback. 👊🔥 ♯NoQuit ♯NoLimits

I’m so above all this that I just had to make a dramatic post about how little I care. Truly. The more I rant about how irrelevant it all is, the more I prove just how totally over it I am. I mean, look at me giving a grand speech about not giving a hoot. Irony? Never heard of her.

Fucking should have known.

((Make it your business to become good friends OOC with those you see as your worst enemies IC. And if you can't do that with them. Maybe find new enemies.))

Curls for the girls, baby. You don’t get arms like these sippin’ sweet tea on the porch. Ya gotta earn ‘em, one barbell at a time. 💪😉 ♯SouthernGrit ♯NoExcuses

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I see some new tough guys and girls are out in town. Drop by the gym some time. Show us what you got. Hotshots.

Don't Wish For It Work For It