NEW YORK CITY AT LONG LAST WE ARE BREAKING BACK INTO NON-FREEZING TEMPERATURES. WILL IT BE ENOUGH TO MELT ALL THE FUCKING SNOW? NO. WILL IT MELT ANY OF IT? ALSO NO. MON: 37°/18° TUE: 38°/28° WED: 37°/22° THU: 37°/18° FRI: 36°/19° MAYBE MORE SNOW

IF YOU LIVE IN A FIVE MILLION DOLLAR BROWNSTONE AND STILL HAVE YET TO SHOVEL THE SNOW OFF YOUR FREAKING SIDEWALK MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR WRETCHED SOUL

FUCKING BRRRRRRR

fuck this cold right in its frigid fucking face

NEW YORK CITY, YOU HAVE MY OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO TAKE WORK / SCHOOL / LIFE OFF TODAY AND GO PLAY IN THE SNOW. IF YOUR BOSS ASKS WHY THEN YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT SUPER FAST. MON: 29°/16° TUE: 23°/13° BRRRR WED: 26°/12° BRRRR THU: 27°/9° BRRRR FRI: 24°/10° BRRRR

STILL FUCKIN SNOWING

Madison Ave. NYC - Blizzard of 1888 Snow piled up over 4 feet high in parts of New York, Connecticut, and Massachusetts. Trains were buried. Telegraph lines snapped. Cities were completely cut off from the outside world. More than 400 people died, including over 200 in New York City alone.

@mayor.nyc.gov WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING EVERYTHING YOU POST ON THE FASCIST SITE OVER ON THIS SITE?

HELL YEAH

NEW YORK CITY YOUR WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE CRAP IT'S FUCKING DISMAL THE ONLY QUESTION IS HOW FREAKING DISMAL IS IT GOING TO GET? SAT: 21°/15° COLD, DISMAL SUN: 22°, SNOW AND SLEET AND ICY SHIT, INCREDIBLY DISMAL

NEW YORK CITY, THIS FRIGID SHIT CAN FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT OFF, DON'T CARE FOR IT, GONNA MISS IT WHEN IT'S GONE OFC BUT UNTIL THEN I'LL JUST COMPLAIN. MON: COLD TUE: COLDER (24°/16°) WED: TOLERABLE (36°/34°) THU: DECENT (48°/29°) FRI: TROUBLING (37°/14°)

motherfucks, IT'S SNOWING

NEW YORK CITY WE WILL BE TOUCHING THE LOWER BUTT AREA OF 50 DEGREES ON WEDNESDAY AND DEAR LORD IT WILL FEEL OH SO SWEET. MON: 45°/34° TUE: 47°/41° WED: 51°/39° THU: 42°/24° FRI: 34°/28°

NEW YORK CITY HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL JANUARY WEATHER no it's not IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS AND NOT-AT-ALL-FRIGID so make the most of it ya fucks TREASURE THIS WHILE IT LASTS FRI: 52°/42° SAT: 45°/40° SUN: 46°/33°

NEW YORK CITY IT'S A FRIGID FUCKING START BUT THERE'S GOOD NEWS COMING, IF YOU COUNT TEMPS IN THE 50s AS GOOD. MON: 36°/33° TUE: 42°/39° WED: 51°/36° THU: 50°/38° FRI: 51°/48° RAIN

NEW YORK CITY.... IT COLD. YES IT COULD BE COLDER, BUT FUCKING CUMSHITS IT COULD ALSO BE A NICE 53° OUT THERE, WHAT WOULD BE SO WRONG ABOUT THAT? FRI: 32°/25° SAT: 34°/29° SUN: 37°/24°

NEW YORK CITY IT'S FUCKIN FRIDAY SURE IT WAS WET AS A TENDER COOCHIE BUT DAMMM WAS IT WARM OUT LOVE THAT FOR US GIMME SOME SUGAR COLDER SATURDAY (41°) WARMER SUNDAY (48°) THERE U HAVE IT

NEW YORK CITY AS YOU KNOW IT'S BLOODRAG FRIGID ON THE STREETS. BUT IT'S NOT FOREVER. WEDNESDAY THE SHIT IN THE SUN STARTS MELTING. MON: 32°/24° TUE: 37°/29° WED: 49°/32° THU: 50°/47° FRI: 58°/28° AM SHOWERS

NEW YORK CITY IT IS COLDER THAN I’D LIKE BUT WE MAY GET SOME SNOW THIS WEEKEND AND I LIKE SNOW SO [SHRUGGIE] YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 38°/30° SAT: 43°/31° SUN: 33°/22° POSSIBLE AM SNOW

NYC JFC IT COLD. FUCKING BRRR. WE MAY NOT SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF FREEZING TODAY. CAN BARELY TYPE. FINGERS STIFF. TEETH CHATTERING. SOMEBBBODY MAKE IT STOPPP MON: 32°/22° TUE: 36°/34° WED: 46°/39° EVENING RAIN THU: 41°/30° FRI: 39°/31°

NEW YORK CITY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BRRRRRRRR THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS IS AS COLD AS IT WILL GET THIS WEEKEND BUT, STILL, FUCK THIS WEATHER SQUARELY IN ITS FUCKING FACEHOLE. FRI: 34°/32° SAT: 42°/34° SUN: 43°/31°

NEW YORK CITY IS THIS NOT THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DREARY WAY TO START WINTER? FUCKING BLECH. MON: 44°/34° TUE: 41°/32° RAIN ALL DAY WED: 42°/34° THU: 41°/23° FRI: 33°/31°

NEW YORK CITY IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA THE SAME OL SHIT THIS WEEK BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THERE’S A BANGING POST ON THE PARK SLOPE REDDIT, CHILD CARE IS SO REAL YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 50° TUE: 50° WED: 49° THU: 51° FRI: 56° YOUR FUCKING BROOKLYN SWINGERS:

FUCKING MEH. FRI: 53° SAT: 53° SUN: 57°

NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT SOME MILD FALL VIBES ON TAP FOR THE WEEK HELL YEAH GIVE ME 65 DEGREES GIMME A LIGHT JACKET AND PASS THE SPLIFF... YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 61°/50° TUE: 62°/47° WED: 67°/49° THU: 56°/43° FRI: 64°/56°

Happy marathon day!

Some spicy ones at Mile 8 too!

for real, this might be my favorite just really straightforward, to the point, clear call to action no notes

If ya know ya know

NYC WE ARE SETTLING INTO SOME CLASSIC NEW YORK CITY AUTUMN WEATHER HERE HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A SAFE N' SEXY HALLOWEEN HOPE Y'ALL GO VOTE ETC. ETC. ETC. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 58°/50° SAT: 59°/47° SUN: 61°/49°

NYC, IT'S CHILLY IN THE MORNINGS AND SOME DAYS WON'T GET OUT OF THE 50s AND... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🚨🚨WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL START OF NEW YORK CITY SWEATER WEATHER!🚨🚨 YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 59°/47° TUE: 60°/50° WED: 58°/54° THU: 64°/54° RAIN FRI: 61°/50° SHOWERS

NEW YORK CITY WE ARE ENTERING THE CHILLY PART OF FALL. PLUSSES: SWEATER WEATHER. MINUSES: FUCKING BRRRRRRRRRR. YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER: FRI: 63°/48° SAT: 61°/48° SUN: 59°/46°

NEW YORK CITY, FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT! LET US REVEL YEA, BUT LET US REVEL WITH OUR LIGHT JACKETS ON. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 64°/52° TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY WED: 66°/51° THU: 63°/48° FRI: 63°/47°

NEW YORK CITY ARE YOU READY FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC FALL WEEKEND? ARE YOU READY TO GO WALK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PARK, SIPPING ON AUTUMNAL BEVERAGES AND SHIT? YOUR FUCKING STUFF: FRI: 66°/51° SAT: 68°/57° SUN: 74°/63°

NEW YORK CITY THIS IS NOT IDYLLIC FALL WEATHER BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, A MERE MORTAL, GOING TO DO ABOUT IT. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY TUE: 64° WED: 69° THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN FRI: 64°

NEW YORK CITY... SOME CLASSIC SHITTY FALL WEATHER COMING OUR WAY. DREARY, DISMAL, DAMP... DAMMIT. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 65°/58° SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY

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NEW YORK CITY THIS AIN'T OCTOBER NOW BUT IT WILL BE BY WEDNESDAY. BRING IT ON! #FUCKYESFALL YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 81°/66° TUE: 82°/69° WED: 71°/51° THU: 63°/49° FRI: 67°/55°

NEW YORK CITY I FUCKING LOVE MORNINGS LIKE THIS AND THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE OF THEM ON THE WAY. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 75°/59° PERFECTION SAT: 83°/64° PRETTY DAMN GOOD SUN: 83°/61° NO COMPLAINTS

NEW YORK CITY, WE'VE GOT TWO DAYS OF 80 DEGREE SHIT AND THEN LET THE GOOD TIMES MOTHERFUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLL YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 81° TUE: 84° WED: 71° YES TO THIS THU: 69° NICE FRI: 75° FUCK YEAAAAA

Dusted by a man in brunch boots and a wool coat, didn’t even rattle his wine bag too much!

NEW YORK CITY, FALL LOOKS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD ON YOU. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IT SPARKLES, I LOVE IT, BRING IT ON BRING IT THE FUCK ONNNNNNN. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 76° TUE: 82° WED: 79° THU: 77° RAIN FRI: 79°

NEW YORK CITY SURE IT'S A LIL' TOASTY TODAY BUT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEEKEND, WILL YOU? LIKE DIAMOND, LIKE MOTHERFUCKING 50 CARAT DIAMOND. WE OWE THE WEATHER GODS EVERYTHING (I.E. ENTHUSIASTIC RIM JOBS AND SPLIFFS). FRI: 86°/63° SAT: 75°/61° SUN: 73°/59°

NEW YORK CITY... IT’S PRETTY NICE OUT THESE DAYS, BUT I WANT MORE. MAYBE YOU WANT MORE TOO. TUESDAY, YOU’RE PERFECT. WEDNESDAY I COULD DO WITHOUT THE RAIN. FRIDAY, TOO HOT. SHIT LIKE THAT. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 81° TUE: 76° WED: 71° SHOWERS ALL DAY THU: 80° FRI: 86°

I MOSTLY LOVE THIS WEATHER BUT FEEL LIKE WE DESERVE HIGHS IN THE MID-70s AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON, GODDAMMIT. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 79° SAT: 79° SUN: 83°

MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST ON A CROSS WE'VE GOT A BEAUTY OF A WEEK IN FRONT OF US, NEW YORK CITY. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 75° TUE: 75°/61° WED: 72°/61° RAIN <-- THE ONE NOT-PERFECT DAY THU: 81°/64° FRI: 77°/62°

NEW YORK CITY COMPARED TO THE PAST SEVEN DAYS THIS WEEKEND IS UTTER BULLSHIT BUT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IT'S REALLY NOT SO BAD IT'S JUST WE'VE BEEN SPOILED. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 85° SAT: 85° EVENING THUNDERSTORMS SUN: 73° MORNING RAIN

It’s my 25-year New York anniversary so I went to the beach and you know what, this place fucking rules

NEW YORK CITY WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? FUCK NO THEY WILL NOT. THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND WEATHER, WRITE YOUR MOM TELL HER IT’S FUKKIN GORGEOUS HERE YOUR FUCKING WEEK: MON: 78°/63° PERFECT TUE: 78°/63° PERFECT, AGAIN WED: 79°/64° SWEET BABY JESUS THU: 80°/69° NICE FRI: 83°/71°

NEW YORK CITY [PUMPING FISTS IN THE AIR] WE ARE RIDING INTO SEPTEMBER ON MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKING FALCOR DRAGON FULL OF GORGEOUS WEATHER AND JOY. HELL YES EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. YOUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING THREE-DAY WEEKEND: FRI: 80°/59° SAT: 78°/60° SUN: 80°/63° MON: 79°/63°