His teleportation machine is a bottle of Jim Beam.

An immigration judge has ordered the removal of Liam Consejo Ramos, a Minnesota toddler who was detained by ICE. The politics of citizenship might seem like the detail that distinguishes Liam’s story from the stories of our kids. But his innocence, like the innocence of all kids, is unimpeachable.

Bari Weiss Claims Ideological Diversity Begins And Ends With Her

Ordered a “honey and jalapeño” microbrew. It’s bad. It’s also weird. But it’s so weird that I can’t… not drink it? Does that make sense? Don’t get me wrong. It’s not good. But I gotta drink it for the weirdness.

Happy St Paddy’s Day. This is Irish Zionism. youtu.be/cJER6WtOkjk?...

Come on man. A pound? The fuck are you doing? You can get NIL money now. This is just stupid.

If you’re not following the Afroman case, you should be. This may end up being a case that sets… many legal precedents. Which is a weird thing to say about Afroman, but I mean… are we surprised by anything anymore? youtu.be/u4AiuqQpB1U?...

I’m sorry but this doesn’t make sense. Donald Trump just told us all yesterday that Iran’s military was 100% defeated. Now they’re able to strike the US Embassy? Does that mean he lied to us?

Question for the Star Trek TNG fans: Is Data supposed to be autistic?

Hi, defense contractor here. No, our ability to kill people with brutal efficiency is not what makes us special. The fact that we can is a byproduct of some really fucked up values. But no. Just no.

There’s something special about sitting at the kitchen counter with my 3 year old daughter, eating toast, and realizing just how much joy I get out of the little stuff like this.

Bam Adebayo just dropped 83, the second most all time in a game. The best part? His momma was there to see it.

We went from “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER” to “it might be over” in 2 days. No matter which way you interpret it, Donald Trump is a leader who has no idea what his actual goals are. He’s just doing shit.

I am sorry man but all these colleges need to be called out for this bullshit. Paying $25K for a 6 month program that doesn’t teach mathematics, Python libraries for machine learning, data warehouses, governance… I mean… This is not a curriculum that can produce AI talent or leadership.

Alright. Quick recap eh? 1. We (the United States) started a war. This war is bad for… many reasons. People are dying. This is bad. 2. The price of oil is already up more than 45%. We were at 60.71 in mid February. Today it’s at 114.25. This is bad. The Straight of Hormuz is important.

Nothing says "steady hand" like a Senator who literally uses public hearings as an opportunity to challenge people to fist fights. (Yes, he really did this.)

I hate when I’m right… … but. If I’m China? And I know the US is over-committed in Iran? And I know how deeply unpopular the war is with the US public? I’m taking this opportunity to invade Taiwan.

Man, that lady who bragged about killing her dog turned out to be a real piece of shit after all, huh?

The other absolutely nuts thing here: Kimi 2.5 is huge. 1 trillion parameters. 8 bit depth. Not quantized. You need at least 256GB of RAM (unregistered) to run it… and that’s maybe 1-3 tokens person second assuming you have some Sparks. 4 Sparks might do it. $20K for that.

Kristi Noem, to use a metaphor, was a dog that had to be put down.

Reporting from WaPo is probably accurate. There is no internal fracturing happening in Iran right now. No internal resistance movement. There's nothing to suggest Iran's people are going to have an internal civil war that results in a new democratic government.

Oh good. The EU and NATO are growing some fucking balls. Finally.

Shoutout to Wesley Hunt, Texas Republican candidate who is going to make Republicans spend like $30-40M on a shootout because he couldn’t figure out he didn’t have a chance. Wesley Hunt, you beautiful idiot. Bless you. You may have just given Texas democrats the money advantage of we need.

Dude slays on the drums too, fwiw.

This is madness and history will judge us for it.

I hate to say this, but like… Day 1… the United States killed 180 kids in a school bombing. They’re really… REALLY… REAAAAALLLY against us, y’all. Iran is not going well.

I’m sorry. Hold up. HOW MOTHERFUCKER?! Which fucking ocean? With what navy? What planes? What goddamn ICBM’s — which they don’t fucking have… THEY LITERALLY ARE JUST MAKING SHIT UP.

I really hate quoting myself here, but just because she’s black doesn’t mean she’s progressive. Talarico is left of Crockett. Even NYT journalists aren’t catching this. Being black and outspoken doesn’t mean you’re a progressive.

Unpopular opinion inbound: Jasmine Crockett will likely win the Democratic primary. I also believe that Talarico would have been more likely to capture… clears throat… Texas “moderates” — and I mean white bros in their 30s and 40s who simply will never vote for a black woman.

They’re called Shahed drones, and we think about them… a ton. Hopefully we at least learn some lessons about low cost cUAS.

Bruh. Any two bit dickhead with a rice cooker and a skillet has eaten this. Y’all ain’t gotta name everything. Sometimes you just want a fast meal. Want some bonus points? Frozen veggies you microwave in the bag.

A few words on how the US measures conflict. (My opinions. Not reflecting the DoD.) Iran’s leadership understands this conflict is unpopular in the United States. Yes, the US can continue indefinitely, but the public opinions will quickly go south as losses mount.

The good news about bombing Iran is that it makes the interest rate lower on houses. It's science. Look it up.

Defense contractor here: I know war is bad, but also… driving a 7-Series and living in a house with two kitchens is kinda sick.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

I want to be a fly on the wall for the next "idea planning session" when rednecks from Florida decide to star a war with Cuba on stolen bass fishing boats. That's gotta be just... *chef's kiss*

It's 2:20AM. I'm up... making my own Python library. If anyone ever sees this post years from now, I hope they mark it as the moment I probably figured it all out.

That's MY Governor. Thank you, Governor Spanberger.

I'm sorry man, I'm still laughing at that "War on Fraud" shit. The actual fuck are these people even doing man?

There’s a certain poetry to the fuckery.

Alright, here we go. We start with the USA chants... red meat for the type of people who enjoy that sort of thing. Trump acknowledged The First Lady, Melania, and the Second Lady, Eri... I mean, Usha Vance.

Breaking MS NOW: Agents with the FBI's elite evidence response team were delayed in reaching the scene of a mass shooting at Brown U. in December because there was no FBI plane available. Kash Patel was in south Florida at the time with one of the FBI's two available jets.

Google Antigravity is an underrated IDE for the moment.

It's called Buffaranch, and it's the only reason for living.

George Wallace in 1962: "I started off talking about schools and highways and prisons and taxes and I couldn't make them listen. Then I began talking about n**rs and they stomped the floor." Donald Trump in 2023⬇️

I think we can see exactly what's going on here with the "look a squirrel" motives of President Trump. You can say what you want about President Trump, but he is acutely aware of the media and narratives. This is an attempt to talk about anything that does not involve tariffs or Epstein.

What a cover, man. Wow. youtu.be/AnbEBT1xUgg?...

How's my morning going? Well, I'm on about my tenth playthrough in a row of the Barbie theme song, if that's what you're asking.

Man, the Supreme Court just overturned Trump's tariffs. It's going to be a fucking logistical nightmare figuring out how to give all the money back to China that they paid us.