I had one of my TikTok followers send me a long ass rant about this, as if I was somehow disrespecting the memory of the young woman who lost her life. That’s literally not the point here. If even TRAINED SOLDIERS are victims of gun violence, we have a problem.

I wanna fuck you like an animal — a scientific analysis

The subtext here being: Dudes from Wyoming were probably fucking the pigs.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun near those members of the National Guard in DC today…

We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.

Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want… Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable Trump: no it’s okay. I want it. Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist Trump: *moans*

Proof that any messy story needs a soundtrack… and this is just absolutely hilarious.

I host my own GitLab. Github going down... can't hurt me.

I'd hate to be a Clay Higgins incognito tab.

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein, noted r*p**t of children, on President Donald Trump

This guy is the biggest fucking idiot imaginable. I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.

In like 300-500 years, future humans are going to look back at us like some next-level sociopaths for destroying the planet.

For the record. If Donald Trump did blow anyone named Bubba, he’d be the best at it. It would be the most incredible blowjob ever. Believe me.

I spent yesterday afternoon assembling furniture… and I was bent over and on my knees. This morning I woke up and I feel like that image from the Icy Hot commercial with the dude just feeling his lower back and it radiating red heat.

I’m in hell. It’s called Urbanna, VA. Last call for alcohol here is 6PM on Saturday. I can’t have a beer with dinner. The actual fuck is happening with America?

If there is a movie about Zohran Mamdani, I want to see Scarlett Johansson play the lead role.

I may need to frame this.

I never thought I'd say this, but Dick Cheney was right. America would only have "Muslim leaders over his dead body" — and he was right. Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.

2025 Virginia Governor’s Race. +13 D. 2021 Virginia Governor’s Race. +1 R. That’s a 14 point swing. In 4 years. That’s unheard of. Loudon, Price George and Fairfax pulling record totals. Turns out, when you lay off like 600,000 federal workers, they kinda fucking hate you. Weird huh?

I wish Dick Cheney would have stayed alive just one more day. I really needed him to see this.

Jesus Chuck. Read the fucking room.

I was bothered by the number of homophobic and racial slurs in the original. I’m glad she decided to edit those out.

Damn, so like… y’all have the House, Senate, and Presidency, right? Maybe you should do some policies or something. Wild huh?

I find this thread fascinating for a lot of reasons. But mostly... why can't police just let people enjoy a damn baseball game? As a Braves fan, I fucking HATE the Dodgers. No one wants to see Dodgers fans eat shit more than me. And even I'm like, "The fuck are these cops doing, man?"

7/10 on the tug scale. Difficult, for sure. But not impossible.

People are watching the 11th inning of a Game 7 World Series game. … and for the LAPD, the joy of baseball is a crime.

Florida and Georgia are playing a football game against each other today. Which means if you're gambling on the game, you have to play the... Florida Georgia Line.

I just remembered this funny moment in my life. There used to be these amazing underground dance parties down by Pinole Shores in the Bay Area. There were these train tracks that ran right along parallel to the beach, and then took a turn, so it looked like a train was gonna come right at you.

I'm sorry, but this quote just keeps on making me laugh: “The first couple of questions are easy—a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, you know,” he said. “When you get up to about five or six, it gets a lot harder. Then 20 and 30.” What animals are difficult for him to remember?

Ain’t that some predictable ass shit.

I go back to Sufjan Stevens - “Carrie & Lowell” a lot. I got some new speakers today for my home vinyl setup. First record on? Carrie & Lowell. It’s just such a perfect and simple place to be.

Can we please stop pretending he understands any of the shit he’s doing? There is no fucking plan goddamnit.

You know what Rubio’s tell has become? Dogmatic realism. If he says it, it means he’s unsure about the truth of his own statement. No one says, “This water is wet.” Why? They’re sure of it. Rubio has become a purveyor of Dogmatic realism under Trump. He says it when he’s not sure.

Watching Wemby effortlessly get 9 blocks in a game was… something I was not mentally prepared for. And these were not little “gimme” blocks. Zion is a low post force. He has a back to the basket game. And that shit did not matter. LOL. Wemby has broken basketball.

I visited The White House today to meet with the Office of the National Cyber Director. It was… a meeting. I’ll get those details later. I just don’t like that we are tearing down like a third of the White House for a ballroom. We are here to work. Not dance. Not do big dinners. It is a job.

The North Korean media have nothing but nice things to say about the DPRK's military capabilities.

You know what my big issue with "private money" funding the White House Ballroom is? That's not a private building. That's the people's house. The only reason to get private funding for a public project is if you're asking for favors. Who maintains it? The Parks service? Cool. Let them do it.

This has gotta be one of the more bananas exchanges I have ever read from a government official. … and I have read a lot.

So embarrassing.. For ICE obviously ..she’s awesome 😆

My dick is 14 inches long and I can breathe through my ears.

"It was just a harmless gasoline fight."

There's this moment in Red Dead Redemption 2, where the plot comes to a climax in a cinematic horseback ride across the map. It completes the character arc for Arthur Morgan. The moment is oddly emotional for a video game. The song playing is called "Unshaken" by D'Angelo. Rest in peace, legend.

I honestly thought the ESPN app was glitching because it showed the Jets finishing the game with “-10” passing yards. Then I watched the replay “highlights” (if you want to call them that) and it was a train wreck.

The Dallas Cowboys have a wonderful offense. I am considering trying out for their defense. Couldn't be much worse, right?

SNICK was somewhat important, and we didn’t understand it. Saturday Night Nickelodeon. I think in retrospect SNICK is what we need.

The Colts winning games with Daniel Jones is… the biggest surprise of the season.

A few years ago, I would've thought paying $75 for your kids' school pictures was a racket. But now that I'm a dad, I'd pay anything to see those beautiful smiles.

HELL YEAH THE GOLDEN BACHELOR IS BACK!

"It's illegal, but it's not like I'm in any kind of position to make legal decisions." - Federal Judges, apparently?

You're probably wondering, "Is this the same Education Superintendent that was caught watching porn at work, during a meeting?" Yes. That's the one.