People call Todd Blanche useless, but he just handed America unequivocal proof that #Trump really is an unpatriotic narcissistic shit-pig, and right before #America250 no less.

I wish someone would do this to #Trump every time he falls asleep in a meeting:

If #Trump just came out for #PrideMonth like an adult, we'd probably have the benefit a kinder president with no more self-loathing and some downright fabulous photos to replace his gay-I slop.

The fact that Graham Platner will never be president unless he runs as a Republican is proof that progressives are irrefutably more ethical than #Trump voters.

It's ironic how Democrats like John Fetterman selling out the party to #Trump are the #MAGA movement's strongest argument that Democrats are betas, because dude sounds like an even whinier bitch after this headline:

I know that #Trump sucks because everyone in his cabinet told us so.

#Trump: "I've ended eight wars, and soon to be a ninth. It could be ten. I don't think a president has ended one war." Reality: This professional dick-tugger not only ended zero wars, he also added one to the mix.

The #Trump administration sucks at gaslighting us just as much as they do at the actual governing they’re trying to gaslight us about.

If the 2020 election that #Trump presided over was allegedly "stolen" from him, but the 2024 election that Biden oversaw was supposedly fair, logic would still dictate that Biden is a more competent president than Trump.

If Trump wants to be respected, he should quit raping, stealing, grifting, insulting, warmongering, pardoning the worst people, villainizing immigrants, cozying up dictators, abandoning America’s allies, taking away the rights of women. Did I say raping and stealing? Anything else? #Sheshed

#MAGA wants to replace #PrideMonth with "Nuclear Family Month," as if marginalizing or condemning LGBTQ family members is how one preserves any sense of family unity.

It took 80 years for #Trump to learn that respect is the one thing you can't steal...

This is the crowd to see James Talarico tonight in #MAGA candidate, Ken Paxton’s home county in #Texas:

Trump's acting Attorney General basically admitted to Congress that #Trump belongs in prison and no one from either side of aisle bothered to follow up on that.

The only economic "accomplishment" that #Trump can honestly take credit for is ruining the best post-Covid economy in the world, on behalf of foreign interests.

Marco Rubio got livid when a member of Congress pointed out how the #Trump administration's deal with #Iran is just an obviously worse version of Obama's, because the truth hurts criminally negligent people the most.

UFC matches will never have stakes anywhere near as high as the fight between arrested development and dementia that's going on in Trump's brain, 24/7. #America250 #MAGA

It's wild how Elon Musk supposedly became a #MAGA Nazi shit-pig solely because he has no control of his own emotional or behavioral response to his daughter being transgender. Just ignore the well documented family history of violent white supremacy.

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When you consider just how many evangelical Christians have been convicted of sexually abusing children, that's when their support for #Trump starts to make sense.

There are three types of Americans: those who call #Trump an alpha male, those who call him a bigot, and those who can read between the lines every time he's around a celebration like #America250 ...or Pride Month.

If #Trump really wanted to destroy the cultural values, economy, infrastructure and militaristic capabilities of #Iran, he should just be their president for a while.

The only people who think #Trump has good fiscal and foreign policies are the people who are too wealthy to have ever paid income taxes like a normal, socially responsible adult and the people too poor to pay income taxes like a normal, socially responsible adult. #IranWar

America can't have real middle class economic growth because billionaires like Jeff Bezos would rather spend tens of thousands of their former employees' salaries on environmentally untenable toy-breaking exercises.

#Trump is now less popular with Americans in every state than some of the pandemics that he's caused.

When apolitical people ask if the #MAGA movement really is the biggest perversion of American democracy, the only correct response is "Does the president shit in his pants?"

Peter Thiel moved to Argentina when he should have moved into the Führerbunker.

The #MAGA cult wants you to know that they think the only "real men" in #Texas are the ones who let priests repeatedly rape their sons.

Aww, what's Greg Bovino gonna do now that #ICE is backing down from protesters in New Jersey? #FuckICE www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/n...

Apparently, #Trump is giving #Iran $300 billion of our money because there wasn't enough proof that Obama and Biden were better presidents.

Scott Bessent has the most punchable face out of anyone in the #Trump administration.

#Trump wants to put his rotting face on currency the average Trump voter is too broke to ever use due to his dogshit economic policies.

On that point, Jeff Bezos is not a rocket scientist.

The DAWN investigation just exposed AIPAC's "network of networks" for what it is: over 3,000 staff embedded across Congress, the Pentagon, and the White House. This isn't lobbying. This is Israel operating our foreign policy from the inside. We're not a partner, we're occupied!

#MAGA has no grounds to characterize liberal men as effeminate while Stephen Miller walks the earth.

James Talarico has been eating Texas BBQ since before Ken Paxton's first indictment. #MAGA

What's the more formal name for the type of Nazi who's also a kid-toucher, besides #Trump Loyalist?

#Trump being made to take more cognitive tests than previous presidents means he must be the most lucid in the same way cars that are always in the shop must run the best.

I don't care if some people think that two dudes giving each other CTE is a sport worth watching, but #Trump hosting a #UFC event at the White House is something that white trash spending other people's money would do.

Dear #MAGA, Stop "taking arrows" for #Trump like betas and start demanding some actual work on your behalf from PUBLIC SERVANTS, like leftist alphas do. Y'all fundamentally misunderstand how democracy works, then wonder how and why he did you dirty.

Your tax dollars [not] at work... www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/u...

#Trump is a self absorbed narcissist but if Don Jr. was my kid, I'd probably skip his destination wedding too.

Trump isn’t the problem. He is the result of the problem: the racism, ignorance, and selfishness of many people in the United States.

#Trump wants that eyesore of a triumphal arch dedicated to his...*checks notes*...one whole popular vote win, apparently.

Remember when #Trump was fuming about how he couldn't watch porn in the White House, and "the party of family values" just shrugged about it? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Make abortion and no-fault divorce legal everywhere...

This morning, #Trump went to Walter Reed Medical Center for his totally normal THIRD physical in 16 months.

Rural voters support #Trump because they think he's one of them, and they might be more astute than they get credit for.

#Trump thinking that all of these cognitive tests they're making him take have a "pass/fail" result is actually the strongest argument that grandpa needs easier and more frequent tests.

Protestors in Naples, Italy have unfurled a giant shroud bearing the names of 18,457 Palestinian children killed by Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza...