Would love to hear a #Trump supporter explain why the lone "nay" vote to release the #EpsteinFiles came from a Republican...

When #MAGA leadership says "We have nothing to hide" instead of "Epstein's victims deserve justice", they're not acting like the judge, jury and jailer in the court of public opinion, they're acting like the defense... #EpsteinTrumpFiles

#QuietPiggy is what you say to ICE agents who are too fat and stupid know that they're the reason America's founding fathers wrote the Bill of Rights...

Between the human trafficking, the wealth inequality and the suppression of free speech, Mohammed bin Salman is everything #Trump would be if not for the incompetence...

Someone should tell #Trump that morbidly obese pedophiles don't get to call anyone else pigs.

"Grandpa #Trump wants more tartar sauce" is a cornerstone component of RFK Jr's #MAHA initiatives...

The #Trump administration's proposed new slogan for Republican party feels oddly unpolitical, yet still entirely on brand... #EpsteinTrumpFiles

#Trump desecrating the White House flag is appalling, but it's nothing compared to what he's doing to the Constitution...

Every response to any crackpot fascist shit #Trump says from now on should be "What'd you say, cocksucker?" #EpsteinFiles

It's important to know your file types, especially which ones are most easily corrupted... #EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedophile

Who knew #Trump would be America's first gay president? #EpsteinFiles

Good news: #Trump did NOT blow Bill Clinton Bad news: Trump is blowing randos named #Bubba

Nazi-pedophile apologist, Sean Hannity, gets mocked to his face on his own Fox News show... More of this, right into my veins, please! #EpsteiFiles

I completely agree with Tucker Carlson that the #Trump assassination attempt was fake, and now, I need to go throw up for agreeing with Tucker Carlson...

Nancy Reagan taught #Trump everything he knows about politics, including how to fuck generations of children... #EpsteinTrumpFiles

Whenever Mike Johnson gets around to watching some news, he'll be pretty bummed to find out that he and #Trump are both bottoms... #EpsteinFiles

Rumor has it, that Clinton gave #Trump a big tip on oral debates long before he went into politics... #EpsteinFiles

Maybe if #Trump gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a blow job too, they might still be friends right now... #EpsteinFiles

All these jokes about Clinton, #Trump and #Epstein must be really hard for MAGA to swallow...

#Trump doesn't have to waste everyone's tax dollars and time on a redundant Epstein "investigation" when he can just release the #EpsteinFiles...

#Trump might have a claim to investigate Democrats in the #EpsteinFiles... He has the DNA evidence for one of them...

We should all be grateful that the #EpsteinFiles don't include any videos of #Trump running around with "Bubba" on the island...

When #Trump demands that his DOJ opens a new #EpsteinFiles investigation on his behalf...

It’s a real shame when grown-ups can’t speak freely about pedophiles and woodchippers, honestly... #EpsteinFiles

Pointing out that #Trump is actively breaking immigration laws when MAGA chucklefucks try to blame illegal #immigration on Biden is my new favorite way to get rage-blocked by illiterate racists...

#Trump supporters out there acting like they don't know who "Bubba" is... #EpsteinFiles

I bet Megyn Kelly would be calling #Trump and #Epstein pedophiles, if it was her 14 year old daughter...

The #Trump administration is now claiming the entire year's poor economic performance is because of the #GovernmentShutdown ...which didn't start until in October.

He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

Any parents who are doubling down on their support for #Trump after all this new info on the #EpsteinFiles dropped should probably have their kids taken away from them...but not by this administration...

Remember when all the edgelord #Trump supporters would smugly post #Epstein didn't kill himself memes? Pepperidge Farms remembers...

#Trump keeps sleeping on the job because he is sick...

The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging. They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”. They raped them. Sex implies consent. The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.

Someone should tell John Fetterman that #healthcare premiums don’t care who you voted for... #GovernmentShutdown

#Epstein called #Trump a maniac with not a decent cell in his body, and Trump's supporters legit thought it was an endorsement...

If #Trump didn't rape children, he wouldn't be pressuring Republican women to block the release of the #EpsteinFiles exactly like he pressured those vulnerable children... www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

President Obama looks like he's on his way to a photoshoot at GQ, and the other guy looks like he just got home from Golden Corral on Salisbury Steak day.

The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

PLEASE REPOST BELOW FOR PEOPLE ON MEDICARE ADVANTAGE. IF THEIR PLANS ARE LEAVING THE MARKETPLACE THEY WILL END UP PAYING 20% OF ORIGINAL MEDICARE OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS WITH NO ACCESS TO MEDICATIONS. AGAIN, THEY WILL PAY 100% FOR THEIR PRESCRIPTIONS. NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS!

#Trump spent all of #VeteransDay visiting with veterans and families, hearing stories, praying with communities and vowing to take better care of our armed service people... Just kidding, he didn't do any of that.

Chuck Schumer is the Susan Collins of Merrick Garlands.

The only things that are real about #TrumpCare are the financial crimes and narcissistic branding...

#Trump is out there talking about #magnets like he's a member of Incel Clown Posse...

If I ever struggle with imposter syndrome, I'm gonna remember how eight clearly unqualified Senate #Democrats believed duplicitous MAGA Nazis on the terms for ending the #GovernmentShutdown...

Senate @democrats.org made a deal with economic and literal terrorists, and got nothing out of it... #GovernmentShutdown

Those totally made up $2000 checks #Trump is promising from the #tariffs won't mean much when everyone's health insurance increases by 114%...

The Christian conservatives in our federal government have said that clergymen can no longer pray in front of immigration detention centers, but #ICE agents can keep threatening citizens at gunpoint, on the citizens' dime... #AbolishICE

What's the meaningful distinction between Mike Johnson and the child rapists that he's protecting in the #EpsteinFiles? Nothing...

Someone needs to take away Schumer's car keys...

The only person in America actively trying to starve the American people is named Donald Trump... #GovernmentShutdown #SNAPbenefits