Do you ever _dither_? Yeah... me neither.

Let's put our resources together and give every raccoon a badass gundam robot to drive around. It's the least we can do given the circumstances.

Sometimes it's a little stressful trying to decide what I want to think about while I fall asleep.

Very pretty sketch comm by @lichenkat.bsky.social

@fivel.bsky.social Hey! I just grabbed one of your cards from your table at ANE. I wanted to let you know that your URL is misspelled. It should be fivel.carrd.co

Is it normal to spend a few hours making a 3D version of last year's ANE convention map in ASCII? Asking for a friend...

I am so glad that I don't work for a piano moving company. It sounds miserable.

Velcro / hook-and-loop has no place on clothing or bags. It is awful and its invention was a mistake.

A character in my dream last night made up a word. Fastemy: The state of completely lacking undertanding of something. "My fastemy of asphalt repair is only rivaled by my fastemy of how cars work."

Half horse Half lizard Mare-iguana

I like my drivel organic.

Wooo new handle! nika.pet 😏

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FTC is (finally!) accepting public comments regarding drug shortages: www.regulations.gov/document/FTC...

I had GPT4-turbo generate me some intentionally-cursed Valentine's cards. My favorite: "Your smile, my favorite banana, curve-wise"

Cleaning up old files and stumbled across this gem 🤣 Why is this in my backups? I have no idea.

Unwritten rule: If any character in any form of media ever mentions Isaac Asimov's 3 laws, they WILL be violated.

from #ane animal music

cool #ane Protogen. Still working through photos

My Sunday photos from #ane are up: nikolenight.net/photo/2024-0... #ane2024 #furry

From Anthro New England #ane #furry

Here I can solve your ai anxiety: if you think capitalists would ever let a vast majority of us sit at home when we could be making them money you are incorrect

I have one of these too it's been going on for over 10 years. ~8 years ago I emailed the person at work but they never responded.

Minimalist Haiku .

Byeeeeee, Amazon!

Who wants to tell him? 🙄

If you have access to a good sound system + a good screen, you should use them to watch this: youtu.be/OC5mO8I_Cd4?...

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This is a good way to make friends, right?

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Not that anyone asked, but here's my favorite poem: "Want" by Carrie Fountain wordsfortheyear.com/2015/12/27/w...

Well now that I am using this domain for my BlueSky handle I figured I should actually have like a landing page or something there. 😈 metric.dog Spent a few days working on it and I find it EXTREMELY satisfying to play with. Especially on a real computer vs. mobile.

Apparently the Cybertruck mirrors are removable. I am looking forward to news articles about people getting tickets and having their cars impounded for missing safety devices. (OTOH, Not looking forward to pedestrian crash statistics.)

+1 for The San Antonio Express News lmao

Finally, a retail store that caters to my extremely specific medical condition!

Watched "Pluto" on Netflix the other day and I think it might be one of my all-time favorite anime now. Top 5? I watched it all in one go and cried several times. Can't wait to make everyone I know watch it 😅

Ayy Spotify Wrapped is up