hi🫣

pubes: trimmed apps: downloaded pics: updated lets get to business ladies.

laxative kicked in

EYE. WALK. THE DOWNTOWN. HEAR. MY. SOUND.

oh it's finally my time to live the life of the rich and famous and i will absolutely be forgetting where i came from

be kind to this pussy its her first time on earth too(:

morning divas today officially marks 2 years since I last touched dick and cock

suicune out-mugs the other girls so effortlessly like it's crazy

talked to bestie on the phone for 8 hours

me but the word "cock"

me if stanning Zara Larsson was a crime

music peaked with Thong Song btw

people leaving the taint mcraecist concert reformed Zara Larsson stans. its all happening!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACHES THEY ARE A HEALTHY SNACK

this means everything to me

any bloomfies trying to let the tips of our weiners touch 👉👈

my girl Rebecca getting the respect she deserves IKTR!!!!! music.youtube.com/watch?v=_Smh...

were losing all the thick boys to the gym 😟😔

faced a personal fear today by wearing a crop top in public for the first time and i got three compliments ☺️pretty good week for your girl

I RAN THE STREETS SINCE I WAS YOUNG 🧌🧌🧌 streets killed me ☝️🤓

nostalgic for the alt-pop tumblr girls today music.youtube.com/watch?v=PqGh...

God I wish I could sleep. GOD 👏 I 👏 WISH 👏 I 👏 COULD 👏 SLEEP 👏. I can't wait to sleep, god please let me sleep. But I can't today- 'Cause there's babies dying on the FUCKING street. There's babies dying on the MOTHERFUCKING street. You know I saw a tiktok? Back when I was still using tiktok? Of-

i'm not trying to parTy and/or play with that bitch tina, however the aesthetic suits me, no?

what does any of this mean?? am i being threatened????

my buddyyyyyy🥺

their parents have to be siblings and also cousins

NOT BRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😞

somebody get Millie Bobby on the phone. it's time for the big one.

did i just lay the dick of the summer?

Fallout 1&2 remade in the style of the Bethesda games. something people have wanted for decades atp. preferably developed by Obsidian.

a built from the ground up remake collection of Sonic Adventure, SA2, and Sonic Heroes developed by the team that did Shadow Generations would be pretty cool

so theres this most perfect pop song ever recorded... music.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Ff...

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Conon O'Brien is the only man in hollywood that i trust

I'M A DREAMER STEP, STEP OUT THE BEEMER 'BOUT TO DO IT BIG STRETCH, STRETCH LIMOUSINE-UH

i guess I'm destined to never have a unique experience 🙄

dropped my phone directly on my balls and it was quite painful but i instantly started laughing bc this is all i could hear in my head

filling out the pre-assessment for my therapy appointment tomorrow after multiple bong rips

say hi Drated(:

LYING ON A FAKE BEACH YOU'LL NEVER GET A TAN

little seizures pretzel crust pizza for lunch

and if i do a strip tease set to the DK Rap then what???