David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes)
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"Fall hard, love harder."
New ways, new ways I dream of wires
2 days ago
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You know something really fucking weird? I can still remember the names of all three members of And Why Not? thirty-six years after they failed to have anything significantly resembling a hit fucking single.
3 days ago
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I may "retweet" this ad nauseam till the end of time.
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5 days ago
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I've never had nor wanted an Audible account and I fucking worked for them for six years.
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5 days ago
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You know, a bus home from Kennington on a Saturday evening is a really odd time and place to find out that Kissing The Pink put out a new album yesterday without anybody knowing about it. And when I say "anybody", I mean "me", obviously.
5 days ago
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Jonathan Morris hits a new bar of wrong.
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6 days ago
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The joy of a young reader who knows how to pronounce "lieutenant".
6 days ago
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The shirt is not the issue.
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7 days ago
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Sturm "Phew, My Leg Hurts" Graz.
7 days ago
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What do you know, Morgan Gibbs-White agrees with me.
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7 days ago
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It's for my team and even I think that's not a penalty in any sane world but here we are.
7 days ago
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Trying to work out why Forest can't wear red and white against a team all dressed in black. Given this is on a day on which was revealed yet another Scotland strip with blue fucking shorts and blue fuxking socks I'm aware I'm shouting into a void but AAAAAAARGH
7 days ago
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Can we just have the prick stripped of oxygen? That will finish off any doubt.
11 days ago
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I'm not saying Brendan Rodgers has Hearts on his coupon. That would be actionable. What I'm saying is that if that story ever leaked in the fullness of time, I would not struggle to believe it.
18 days ago
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I really should remember to only go to Union Chapel between March and September.
20 days ago
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Leeds United and Scotland forward Arthur Graham.
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21 days ago
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Fuck me, is that real? It looks like some shit off of Babylon fucking 5. In the name of Christ.
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22 days ago
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Anyone told the stiffy joke?
24 days ago
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That's the first inkling I had Harry Maguire was even in Liverpool today.
25 days ago
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If the referee would only gather the two captains just after they've tossed the coin and tell them "a single one of your tosspot players waggles his finger at me, he's off and so are you*, the practice could be stamped out in a weekend.
25 days ago
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A fine afternoon for the first Brave of autumn.
26 days ago
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Frog on chair.
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about 1 month ago
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My phone just played me Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth which I cannot possibly have heard this century. There's a thing.
about 1 month ago
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Control yourself. Love is all you need.
about 1 month ago
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If anything, that was better than the results against Spain or Norway.
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about 1 month ago
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We are somehow 3-1 up. We should be two down. I can't believe what I'm watching. Fuck me.
about 1 month ago
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Still, at least Gareth Bale is losing. I know he's not there any more, but they need a much longer period of apology than that. And possibly to send diamonds and blow jobs direct to my front door.
about 1 month ago
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Bless him for many things, but the notion that Kenny McLean is one of Scotland's big hopes from the bench is bringing back massive Tosh McKinlay flashbacks.
about 1 month ago
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I see where Rangers have sacked their manager at half nine on Sunday evening.
about 1 month ago
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Every now and then watching football in this pub, on comes one of a short collection of Sainsbury's ads filmed literally across the road.
about 1 month ago
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I just did three gigs in three nights, the middle one of which (and only that one) was in bloody Liverpool. All was great but I am, not to put too fine a point on it, way too old for this shit.
about 1 month ago
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Well, tonight. Let it be my night.
about 1 month ago
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Oh God, I want to sleep for ten hours, like I used to be able to. So much.
about 2 months ago
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Still, at least Liverpool got it up the wrong 'un.
about 2 months ago
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All referees should have been shot at birth.
about 2 months ago
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In whatever that trailer is with Stephen Graham is, he looks like Mr Smart off or Grange Hill.
about 2 months ago
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Surely the perfect solution is to set fire to all Lime bikes, ideally with a rider still atop.
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about 2 months ago
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reposted by
David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes)
Roger Langridge
about 2 months ago
If you vote for Reform, if you think they have a point, if you are even considering voting for them, you're a racist. No excuses, no exceptions. Fucking sick of it. Own what you are.
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The (very) lesser-spotted A New Morning fanclub gig t-shirt...
about 2 months ago
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Another day in studio - it's been a long time since this specific thing happened - with a reader who gave me profuse thanks for my endless patience. I told him he should try to help me convince my family and friends of that...
about 2 months ago
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I have never, for a fraction of a second, given one fuck about immigration.
about 2 months ago
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Shed Another Six.
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2 months ago
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The sole useful thing about that cunt who got shot is enabling you to see what cunts to block. Wahey.
2 months ago
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Make a band singular: Ultravoc.
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2 months ago
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I'm very conscious there's a ten year old Arsenal fan in the pub just as I call the referee a fucking arsehole and tell him to shove his whistle up his fucking arse.
2 months ago
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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes)
LF Lightning-Barugh
2 months ago
Charlie Kirk's widow has spoken out publicly for the first time since her husband's death. "I came so hard, it hit the lampshade."
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Brian McClair
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2 months ago
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A yard is not a measure of either time or velocity.
2 months ago
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There's a subset of people, mainly English, who seem to be terrified of a fairly standard "a" vowel sound. Rawlston. Capawldi. ??? Call them by their actual names, it's not difficult or uncouth.
2 months ago
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I always vocally insist that I listen to albums all the way through, but my faintly weepy response to the second and (especially) third albums by A Flock Of Seagulls just now suggests it may have been longer than it should...
3 months ago
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