@incalamity.bsky.social It’s almost Cocktober…

HI, been MIA bc my supervisor’s been away for 3 weeks and I’m her second-in-command, so I’ve been working my butt off. And this weekend I have to write a paper! Boo! But I’m hoping to get to chill out soon

Zoe, @ebelila.writes.fyi’s precious child, has to go through a tumor removal surgery in a couple of days. If you’re a pet owner, you know that vet bills are no joke. If you’re in a position to help Evelina out with some of the surgery costs, please do! 4fund.com/x4rym6

Why does my tummy hurt SO BAD TODAY 😭😭😭

Gm

If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.

A man I’m barely acquaintances with is harassing me on IG. I should just block him, right?! Why am I such a people-pleasing weirdo?? I feel bad that I want to block him even though he’s saying some inappropriate shit then followed up by saying I shouldn’t ignore him bc we would make cute babies 🤢

Can @jafffacakes.bsky.social let us know if this is the right way to eat ice cream or

I’M NOT SCREAMING, YOU’RE SCREAMING!!!!! (I AM DEFINITELY SCREAMING I CAN’T BELIEVE THESE ARE REAL!!!!) THANK YOU SO MUCH, @cleadraw.bsky.social, FOR YOUR INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS ART AND FOR SELLING THESE PERFECT PRINTS! 🩷🩷🩷

Freckle slander! My mom asked me if I wanted to start doing more skincare, and I joked, “Is this because you noticed all the freckles I’m getting?” and she said yes 😭😭

No Love’s a (Road) Trip update this week—I’m so sorry! My work semester and grad school semester just started nearly simultaneously. Probably should’ve planned for that better. 😥 Next Sunday!! The gang goes glamping in Fredericksburg!

Dog doesn't like being compared... 😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

(at the This Is About Humanity's 7th Anniversary Soiree) 📷 Araya Doheny/Variety via Getty Images)

Cheekbones for fuckin days!

Commission for the lovely treya-barton from tumblr who requested Alex and Henry from Class(room) Warfare by @chamel-writes.bsky.social 💕 It’s such a fun read, check it out here: archiveofourown.org/works/42799833 #rwrb #firstprince #redwhiteandroyalblue

another lake summer ☀️🌊 #rwrb #firstprince

Friends with dogs! Beanie’s paws have been so dry and cracked, but when I asked her vet what I should do, she seemed at a loss & just said to use regular human lotion on them. (For context: our humidity here is upwards of 70% daily, so she prob doesn’t see this issue much. 😂) ⬇️

Our boys look so ridonkulously handsome even in candids. Like what kind of sorcery is this?!

My friend texted me this and I feel so seen 😂😂😂

No one is commenting on my fic I mean anon’s fic I mean I didn’t write a fic it’s just some random anonymous person in the world

It’s funny bc when I impulsively got my lobes pierced post-breakup in 2023, having to take care of the new piercings was such a hassle. Didn’t enjoy it, wasn’t good at keeping up with it, and eventually a couple months later, one piercing swelled so much that I ended up just letting both close up.

@ebelila.writes.fyi: I had a dream about you and @clrmntdzfx.bsky.social Me: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @ebelila.writes.fyi: You were both the worst Me: 😬😬😬😬😬

I’m doing a sleep study tomorrow night most probably (health shit) and one of the rules is I can’t have caffeine after 3pm and I’m…… not sure about that….. 😂😂😂 (Maybe this is why I need to do a sleep study 🤔)

Every moment of opening this incredibly, incredibly special package from @estr19.bsky.social was magical! I can’t believe I got to see my name alongside TZP’s bulge in real life. What a DREAM! THANK YOU SO MUCH LENA I LOVE YOU!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Day 32: FREE SPACE! You know it! You love it! Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake 🍰 #RWRBMovieAnniversary

Guyssssss, all your RWRB rewatch posts are making me emotional! 😭😭😭

Met an online friend in real life for the first time. Here was my “I’m home!” text. I’m sorry to all my friends… I didn’t choose this life; this life chose me…

And I would be immediately stolen

Apparently, I’m always asking the real questions 😂

ARE YOU READY FOR COMMENTFEST???? GET STARTED EARLY BY PICKING ONE OR ALL OF OUR BINGO CARDS TO FILL IN THROUGHOUT THE WEEK!!! CARDS IN THE REPLIES!

2 mirror selfies from my trip—one from the day of the wedding (a bridesmaid told me, “You’re going to get married and pregnant in those colors!” because of how well she thought they suited me 🥹 The sweetest?!) and the second was chaotically taken for @jafffacakes.bsky.social 😂 Good to be home!

Thank you for all the encouragement and support! I made it to Australia. Have had some good conversations with people I haven’t seen in years. It’s fucking cold here, and I wore socks to sleep. So far, so good though 😅

I leave for the airport for The Wedding in a few hours & I’m so anxious that I’m not sure I can physically leave my house to go someone please help me

Who told @clrmntdzfx.bsky.social they were allowed to end their THTH AU??? I need to talk to you

I can’t decide if I should write this fic as established relationship or not established relationship or… do a version of each…

Does the fact that I keep calling this dog named Frankie “Frank-N-Furter” expose me as gay or

New profile pic by the gloriously talented @artofobsession.bsky.social! I’M IN LOVE. — “It’s really good,” he tells Alex, who positively preens. “Margaritas are my specialty,” Alex says proudly. archiveofourown.org/works/503413...

Born to slay, forced to entertain my weird family members 💀 Sister’s wedding #1 is in the books 🙏

A request from @springrainbloom.bsky.social, who wrote me a theme song to sing 🤭😂🩷

bro I'm going absolutely beast mode* *learning to love and be loved in return before the last petal falls from the Enchanted Rose, lest I remain a beast forever

So um I turned up at 8:30 as instructed (yes 8:30pm on a school night…) and texted my sister to be like I’m here! She said she’s only going to arrive at 9pm and everyone else is still getting food and stuff. No one thought to loop me in. So, I mean, cool.

Two days ago, I was invited to a bachelorette party being held tonight… those who know know… I want to stay in and hug Beanie and listen to an audiobook 😂 I’m not ready for this whole thing to begin with

I’m changing my profile pic very soon and I am SO excited about it, but this is just a warning so y’all know it’s still me! 😂 Or maybe I’ll sign off all my posts with “-Whimsy” for the next week

No one gets a thank you with as many exclamation marks as the food delivery guy who’s just texted me that my food is here

AHHHHHH THIS IS SO FUN AND EXCITING ALSO @artofobsession.bsky.social IS MY EVERYTHING GOODBYE

Are steak fries made of steaks and why not

I’m so tired because I barely slept the last 2 nights! But I’m also trying to be a nice houseguest for my first night of dogsitting! I came by tonight instead of tomorrow after work at the family’s request so Bean & I can settle in with their dog and they can give me relevant instructions

Is paper clip two words or one? I never know

Thank you, everyone, for your super helpful input! Big shoutout to @onpurposewrites.bsky.social, whose suggestion ended up as my new username! This is kind of weird and will take some getting used to but! It's nice to have something that's a little nod to media I love but also general enough so that