“is it time for (something)” “do you want to see (something)” “am I allowed to (something)” girl just post it you sound like Instagram in 2014 my god

do I click “no” on this mandatory in-office week invitation or do I lie like a rug

I should take the Christmas tree down before the neighbors sic a 911 wellness check team on me

I wonder if Lisa Kudrow knows Valerie Cherish is the gay guy gets a job emoji

🚨 GOT HER OUT OF BED 🚨

I have just had my first meeting with The Other Gay In The Company

every time I hear of a new Emigre typeface release I’m pleasantly surprised; this one is called Modulator www.emigre.com/TypeSpecimen...

once again strategizing how to convince the old lady, who’s certain her life is over because she fell, to leave her bed today

I had no idea Flash still existed, but it does! and i find out just as Adobe shuts it down lol

do people not know the brand was sold in 2021, right when it became a gay brand like, actual question I thought everyone knew it was a reboot

“I’m proud of my baby so I wanted to give it a purpose” is fundamentally the same rationale as graphic designers posting Resist Lib posters on IG if you’re looking for further reason to ignore this nonsense

rise and shine, it’s dilaudid and lorazepam for breakfast this morning

it’s time to pare back my muted terms because I’m unsure what caused this

OKAY let’s go convince this woman she’s not dying and things are fine

good morning does anyone have any insight to Devil Wears Prada 2 plot other than Miranda Priestly has massive age-related memory loss

if you see disordered eating clap your hands CLAP CLAP

how many people are gonna yell at me if I say I’m tired of Chappel Roan’s shtick now

Chicago hit 32° F today and so many of us were out in just a heavyish sweater

that’s fuckin right

amazing

agree, but: fuck is this dress

sometimes an old lady wants to die you get her a quarter pounder with cheese and it works out okay

who else up managing they failing life force

good morning I woke up to a VP asking for work for eod Mon and sending it saturday night 8:30PM because they “didn’t want to make it a fire drill” like girl what IS urgent in your mind

so which one is connor storrie and which one is mumford I still haven’t explored either of these things

satin is a fabric-making process, not an fabric, so the quality of the satin fabric depends on the quality of its fibers so you can have silk satins, cotton satins, and synthetic satins, all of differing quality hope this makes everyone’s dresses look better

and here is the part where I perform a paint job so badly it looks like someone has gone “little developmentally disabled man, would you like to do something to feel included?” and I did it, and did indeed feel included

god

please just link to the transcript so we can see what a bigot actually says in conversation with someone he doesn’t approve of; enough with all this abstraction and explanation and softening

last night Mom somehow ended up falling face first to the floor without making a sound or catching herself every time I feel in control of the circumstances that can do harm she manages to unlock a new one and it is such a test

this song, I swear

I just got out of the gym to four separate group texts SCREAMING from my phone and all of them has at least one gay person having a crying breakdown over Catherine O’Hara, one of them crying into voice messages she’s worth all of it

I'm not a Star Trek person but I am definitely a coming-of-age-stories person Starfleet Academy is doing it right last night's episode about a sweet, tormented Klingon boy finding his voice and some chosen family was pretty amazing

I feel like this is a back door to talk, again, about Laquan McDonald's murder and Emanuel's subsequent coverup I also feel like it's going to be used to shut down his presidential aspirations I feel pretty good about all that

good morning it is March 2142nd of 2020

this is the stupidest post in the world and what’s even stupider: I have a client whose business it’ll affect, so I have to show it to him

oh delightful a new outlet for my least favorite director

"Does the world really need another geometric sans-serif? No BS origin story here. It’s so simple we called it Stupid Sans. No fluff, just a font that gets out of the way and does its job." like ok but if you really think your idea's dumb enough to warrant a disrespectful name, maybe don't make it

me tryna woo a hot guy on the United Network for Organ Sharing list (he needs a lung)

dropped my multivitamin near the cat box

it is 5° F and I

gm I just saw an under-30 fitspo boy on tiktok say “learn how to unstiff your whole body” then do goblet curls so I blocked him and closed the app

Goldie cannot

this is going to be so weird and good

does anyone else have shows they can't watch because they brings back too many Pandemic Feelings, for me it's this and Only Murders

meanwhile hillbilly hometown institutions sending DELAYED OPENING DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER emails girl you got maybe an inch of snow pull it together

is this the banger update they’re talking about

what if gay social media’s final form is actually just a post-verbal post-numeric calendar where we only know what day of the week it is by the degree of nudity presented, what then

2° F again and I’m so tired of this I think the reality is that Chicago hasn’t had a proper winter in years and I forgot about it

does anyone remember in the 00s when it suddenly became possible to get any t-shirt one-off printed CNN started writing specifically for t-shirts, then selling them directly beside the headline very short-lived and ill-advised marketing effort but girl I bought four