you guys know tATu was just calculated gaybait right

now watching: Divine Madness (1980) i don’t remember this being so coked up

when Until The End Of The World came out, nobody in Knoxville cared, so the theater prepared to ship the print back pretty quickly my friend, who worked there, organized a private midnight showing for all of us before they packed it up, and i will never forget that film

I’m proud of my design for Big Shoulders but baby you know what, if I’d known the numerals were gonna be the most-seen part, that 4 would have had an open top because cuter and better rhythm

was also asked to shame this so i did

i was asked to body shame this overweight S

our little drinks shelf/cat perch situation continues apace contractor is inordinately pleased at the amount of strange fitting he’s making around the spiral stair’s central spindle

student who’s been making the most mid type all semester just blew my fuckin head off and i love that for him

cousin shared his branches of WikiTree, it appears our family was primarily occupied with farting around in Appalachia since the 1650s after farting around in Northern England and he was v proud of that for no reason I could discern

a more accurate summary of high-end hospitality and executive faggotry doesn’t exist

Lemon, it's Wednesday

cultures offended by certain fonts

what if Time New Roman is also woke and the actual Imperial Typeface is Hobeaux Roccoco what then

Synecdoche NY never again

you can just claim any font is better for dyslexia. no one checks. I think we should all agree the best one is Zapfino and be done with it

i would like to see the architects to sit in their wheelchair IN HEELS while having lunch between four screaming lanes of traffic

my brother once said I didn't seem gay and I popped stratospherically off over that

this isn’t about Carly Rae is it

i am so curious what weird loud specific complaints led to this being a system-wide email, because i was like “fine”

I think the deeper question to this is why is American capital opportunity always so objectively evil and why is it allowed to continue being that way

had no idea Cindy Sharp, who’s credited as Gordon Sharp for their vocals on “Kangaroo” with This Mortal Coil in 1983, is the Cindy in Cindytalk until literally yesterday

you will be visited by 3 spirits

you miss one meeting and it’s retaliation city

hello i have pinpointed the episode wherein Kenneth’s possible immortality is first explored

this micro-bubble of Gen X people trying to define the rest of us is so weird it’s been happening for decades and nobody understands why move ON

if you see your post bookmarked and you’re like “why would anyone save this” it means I hit the icon when scrolling

i’m sorry what now

i have a couple anecdotes about how this also affected Accenture pretty deeply and they’re both about as dumb as you’d expect

Nickelback Something In Your Mouth, no question

Chicago freaking out about who’s going to be able to do structural repairs at the Pritzker

just saw a fellow gay refer to their coffee mug as a diva it's time to let that word die and rot among the carrion birds for a while

honestly this is all the good news i need this morning

wait Silo is about people trying to escape Plato’s Allegory of the Cave I just realized that

given that it’s product naming time, I’m verging on dementia by repeating nonsense syllables under my breath the cats see no difference

this is me watching out for Madonna people, and also unearthing other indie/shoegaze people to kiki about upcoming Miki Berenyi Trio and Slowdive tour dates

it's wild that New Vienna by Keith Jarrett is my top listen for 2025 the album is in fact great, but it's clocking a top spot out of a technicality: I've listened twice but it clocks in at 132 minutes

honest question what does Sky Ferreira *do* how does a person show up in public every five years, but then also somehow not perish is she like working as a project manager, or what

Fifth Harmony:

let the fat cats be

shaped like a suppository, isn’t he

shaved my beard off and none of the four cats know how to be about it

now that it’s winter, husband tucks in every sleeping cat he passes

this week’s apex moment was listing the reasons meringue is an abomination and therefore Favorite Niece’s decision to make a Pavlova was wrong, then getting punched for it

you know what i’m not acknowledging Whamageddon this year because I really like that song

good morning and happy Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas season to me, I can sing it everywhere with orchestral accompaniment for a month and I love that

there is something to be said for spending hours, at 55, talking with a friend you’ve been close with since 16

Ayo Edebiri deserves an Emmy for being unrecognizable in I Love LA

asked husband if he wanted anything from the grocery and this comes back

who is Matt Rogers, and what is the chaos of his only listed full-length being a holiday album released… now I don’t think I understand how pop works any more

today at Thanksgiving I ate like three tablespoons of buttercream by accident, in one bite, because I thought it was the sugar-free Cool Whip someone had moved the Cool Whip