He claims not to be a fan of “pop genre” music, but you know he was all in watching the new Muppet Show and probably bought a Sabrina Carpenter CD right after.

Age verification? Yeah I got cable, 37 whole channels! Let me walk to the side of the room where we hooked this thing up and show you.

Stella: “Wot?” Stolas: “I asked if you could ask Mister Derhover to come to the phone. First name Ben?” Stella: “Ugh, hold on. Ben Derhover? BEN DERHOVER?!?!….Not here.” Stolas: “No one there ever wanted to, I guess some things never change.” Blitzø: “Fuck, you got good at this fast.”

The post you like, but it also hurts

I saw @morganaignis.bsky.social smartly offer this and I wanted to do the same: If you changed your name for any reason, and you got a print from me with your old name on it, bring it to me in person and I'll trade you for a new print with your new name. I got you. You matter. Love you.

Age verification? My first video game came on one of these.

“That fish was THIS FUCKING BIG, DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAW!”

“Wuthering Heights” 2026

Master level Jessicaing

I don’t know if you’re trying to intimidate me, but its working, and you’re also my favorite.

The fact that I just posted two completely unrelated Hazbin Hotel/Batman posts just hit me. Does this mean something?

Speaker (imitating Jack Palance): “You….are my number one guy…”

Watching Batman Begins Batman in a brooding pose: “A storm is coming…” Me: “I can see the clouds” My wife and I: “No runnin’s gonna save you now A HARD RAIN IS GONNA FALL DOWN…..”

She’s my favorite and I’m saying that of my own free will. Yea she’s threatening me with a bomb, but she would be my favorite either way.

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Cherri.

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Loona.

Pompeii!

Ray!

Play!

She’s my favorite in any lighting

Accurate

Free speech says he has the right to say this Free speech also says I have the right to identify him as a defective douchnozzle

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Glam.

She’s my favorite, don’t tell Millie.

Urge to boop that nose and see how she reacts.

Looking forward to season 5 when IMP gets hunted down by UltraBatMan

That’s right, after last season I’m comfortable saying you’re my favorite. Don’t look so surprised!

I slightly sped up Rizzo's cover of "Blinding Lights" on the new Muppet Show special and I made a discovery 💀 #TheMuppetShow #TheMuppets #HazbinHotel

Jay!

(It’s Weekend Update, with Colin Jost and Micheal) CHE!

They’re married, your honor

Lei!

BEHOLD #verosikamayday #helluvaboss

They're demons, not monsters. #Fuckice #Helluvaboss #Blitzo #Artwork #Digitalart #Fanart

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Vaggi.

(It’s a New) Day!

Millie: “Wait, all of these claim to be his favorite?!?”

Thus ends the lie of “they just need more training”

Hell’s Price is Right has a slightly different tone

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

Fay Wray!

Sleigh!

(It’s gonna be) May!

Pay!

Beelzebub puns will continue until morale improves

Tray!

Gray!

Weigh!