It must be so depressing to be the Progressive guy who tries to get people not to act old. He gives them no tools to work with, he looks defeated all the time, and yet he must always be among them

The Stockholm Syndrome I unknowingly felt for these bowls

Post-humous

This doesn’t sound grim at all

Why is no one talking about the fact that Ilia’s program was set to music featuring a spoken word performance by him?!?

Sicko, perverse stuff

Gotta say that before I actually saw Ilia perform I was like, “Quad God? I mean, sure, his legs look pretty strong but it’s nothing crazy.”

I guess this is the literal definition of “reminisce”

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Bad Bunny wrestled in WWE, one of the least progressively-minded entertainment producers out there, and close friends with DJT!

This fever dream courtesy of Italy is just what the Retvrn guys deserve

Congrats to the playwright Angie hired for the RHOSLC on getting the Opening Ceremonies gig

It’s amazing to see the difference when you don’t elect lizard people to office

One of these two got results!

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Doing some investigative journalism

I will never vote for these men again, not even in extraordinary and unusual circumstances

The UK already has an SNL, but it’s called 4:30am Sunday Live

This is good but also I could see how the whiplash would be infuriating to restaurant owners. These setups cost money!

Marmaduke coded

One thing that always sucked about the first round of Trump was that every week there was a new standard bearer for the Resistance, and who’s name we had to know, but was really a dud. Maybe that’s why it’s so satisfying to see Krasner’s name now after my initial excitement at his election in 2017

This is good except I feel like Dave can draw a better bird in profile if he really tried.

This man represents my district and I now feel compelled to call his office and tell him he’s a fucking moron

If he had pulled it off, though, just imagine how many high fives they would have exchanged

Dick-punching machine company’s philosopher worries that dick-punching machine might grow up with a phallophilia

This all feels a little like trying to play a board game with a 5 year old who keeps blatantly cheating, except it’s with ~350 million lives in the balance

Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.

Sometimes I read Current Events subskeets on here and when I go to google to figure out what they’re about I want to type in “anything happen today?”

Dick-Punching Machine boom could falter without wider adoption, warns inventor of Dick-Punching Machine

Dear god, imagine having this opinion on anchovies

This actually makes me really upset because when flying insects are bothering me I think to myself, “Cows seem fine enough with this, so why shouldn’t I?” But they’re not. They’re not fine at all!

Ok but what if they created a shortlist of content creators and influencers first

Holy hell, what an obituary

Damn who is that handsome guy in the vest? Bet he’s got a great personality and/or podcast

So sad to hear of Scott Adams’ passing, especially how it happened (really bad diarrhea, like awful and smelly)

Finally, they can make the movie Tangled. This is relieving to hear

Things are very, very bad (out of a nightmare), but bc I try to believe in & embrace joy as a way to move forward, I have to point out how insane to me it was watching Heather on RHOSLC pour bottled water into a steamer she was about to use in Greece.

Wait, this was a new development?? I was just there over xmas for the first time and thought it was just how things were. Great experience, more closed roads!!!

Mole Man spotted at inauguration, representing Subterranea

Nice roundup of Twilight Zone resources for you to marathon or self-administer. And if you’re a real sicko, check out our first 16 recaps of Season 1, covering Time Enough At Last, Third from the Sun, I Shot an Arrow Into the Air, and The Hitch-Hiker! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

If the #TwilightZoneMarathon in comfort to you like it is to me this time of the year, please have a listen to this thing I made with my friend that was a lot of fun to record and hopefully at least some fun to listen to podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

🎶In New Yorrrrrrrk/Concrete jungle where dreams are made of🎶

Good on Tom Steyer. Now let's see every other elected Democrat post the same video.

🎶Coming out of Grabstein’s and I’ve been doing just fine🎶

Having the latest installment of a continuing argument with parents, who are of a *certain age* and live in a certain well-known suburb of NYC and here is what I’ve learned: Effective: Me: Do you know who one of the greatest investors in modern history is? Nancy Pelosi. Look up her net worth.

My review of Seattle in winter

“Shut up and play ball”

This is basically how sitcoms used to be after commercial breaks