A giant dragon guarding the castle, you don’t stand a chance against her big teeth and claws… and other things

A giant dragon guarding the castle, you don’t stand a chance against her big teeth and claws… and other things

I will not accept a life I don’t deserve!

I will not accept a life I don’t deserve!

You ever cum so hard you feel like Dorothy seeing technicolor for the first time?

Mari has put a spell on me🪄✨😍

I seduce men with my spells, my potions, my eyes and my body ✨

I seduce men with my spells, my potions, my eyes and my body ✨

I watched X and Pearl last night and I’m watching MaXXXine tonight. Do you have a favorite movie pick from the trilogy?

It’s fricken bats! 🦇🎃👻💀

It’s fricken bats! 🦇🎃👻💀

I posted a topless dancing video on my OF and Fansly walls and tbh, I keep rewatching it because somehow I am entranced my by own boobies 😵‍💫😅🤣

I posted a topless dancing video on my OF and Fansly walls and tbh, I keep rewatching it because somehow I am entranced my by own boobies 😵‍💫😅🤣

Lately if I don’t have plans on a Friday night (which usually plans fall on Saturday nights), I’ve been having a little tradition of getting super stoned with some crazy strong edibles and singing along to lyric videos on YouTube lol

Just a curvy autumn elf here to greet you for fall

Just a curvy autumn elf here to greet you for fall

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

If I see someone posting about grieving Charlie Kirk and feeling bad because he has kids but not posting about the Colorado school shooting that happened the same day, you’re looking a lot like a white supremacist to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am Gandalf the White with the big natties, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

I am Gandalf the White with the big natties, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

If I eat garlic or onion, that is all my sweat will smell like. I’m doing chores and working up a sweat and my friend hugged me and said I smell like pizza lmao 🤣

Miss Pretty Pothead 🍁🍃💨

My type😍

Miss Pretty Pothead 🍁🍃💨

It’s true

It’s true

I wish I could exist on pastry like foods

I listen to podcasts for hours most days, it’s my favorite background noise. However, my biggest pet peeve is how often podcast hosts talk (confidently) about OF and sex work with seemingly no actual knowledge. PLEASE get some real sex workers on podcasts if you want to talk.

Read my tits

Read my tits

I was catcalled more as a child than I have been as an adult, an experience most women share. It’s one of the reasons I love showing off my womanly body. I have the confidence, the curves, and hair that a child does not possess. I can’t be confused in any way for a child.

Everyone’s talking about Jamie Lee Curtis (with good reason) but may I also introduce… me 🥰

I saw Weapons and I really enjoyed it. It gave me what I think I wanted Longlegs to give me. Also my theatre had some vocal people so the reactions were super fun and made the experience even better.

If I told you I was a charter school / homeschool kid, would you be surprised?

Name that movie and also tell me if you like my new hair 🥺👉👈

Posted a new dance video to the walls of my fan pages 🤭🤗 go subscribe if you haven’t already!

Name that movie and also tell me if you like my new hair 🥺👉👈

I love having an orange couch because it makes decorating for Halloween so fun and easy.

I took an edible and I’m watching Pocahontas, what should I watch next?

R u ready?

R u ready?

The truth of having a tummy

The truth of having a tummy

Tummy in need of kisses

Tummy in need of kisses

I love watching the prank interview with Elijah Woods when he gets asked about wigs, it’s like a comfort watch.

Chores done for the day, gunna make myself cum at least twice with my magic wand as a reward!

You know what they say about thick thighs

I grew up with an alcoholic abusive step dad but honestly one of his biggest red flags was he only ever farted in the bathroom, he never farted in front of my mom lmao.