New Poll: 9 out of 10 MAGAt Men kiss the tip of a hot dog before he eats it... Some are sayin' that it's a learned experience...

Breaking: Kenny Rogers, Whitney Houston, and Michael Jackson all pull out of Trump's 250 celebration saying that maybe next year they can all get together...

It's on its way...

If I were one of them, I'd be heading to a country without an extradition treaty before the Syphilis gets him...

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Gives a whole new perspective on the phrase, "How are they hangin...??"

But but but what about her emails...??

Satellite firm pauses imagery after revealing Iran’s attacks and massive damage to US bases proving we're being lied to... arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...

It's not playing fair for Iran to fire missiles 40 times after Trump announced they’d been defeated... It’s almost like Iran isn’t even reading his Truth Social posts...

I check every morning...

Lol, and getting in a last feel if this is the end...!!

Someone screamed, “Shots...!!” Then Patel and Hegseth yelled, “Whiskey, or tequila...??”

Interesting that a guy armed with a shotgun, a handgun, and knives 100 yards away from the President, just before he was to be roasted by the press, magically happened almost as convenient as the magic MaxiPad...

BREAKING: Carolyn Levitt released a statement about the assassination attempt tonight, saying thank God the topic has changed away from our phuque up in Iran...

BREAKING: Stocks for MaxiPad have gone up 600% after shots fired at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner......

BREAKING: Stocks for MaxiPad have gone up 600% after shots fired at that Correspondents Dinner at the White House...

Check out ICE detention center's status here... gtfoice.org

Considering Pete Kegsbreath's & Kash Patel's drinking problems, Trump's administration should be known as having a Liquor Cabinet, that's stocked with bottom shelf booze...!!

Sound familiar...??

The MAGAt Teabaggers keep telling you too not believe your lying eyes...!!

Fixed it...

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Iran is mocking Trump, They said: 8pm doesn't work, what about 1 or 2pm...?? Then added, YOU UGLY LIKE YO MAMA...!!

Electing Donald Trump to make America great again is like injecting your balls with Botox to get rid of the wrinkles, it’s just a painful waste of money...

Fun Fact: Kennedy was the first catholic president... Obama was the first black president... Trump is the first mentally ill president...

Do you really believe that Iran is scared of a guy who wears makeup and shits his diaper...??

Do it before it's too late...!!

Was the dear leader of the MAGAt Teabaggers just again manipulating the stock market for his family with his pompous bullschitt about destroying a whole civilization before TACOing out again..??

Trump Surrenders...!! www.thebulwark.com/p/its-not-a-...

Lol...!!

Trump was spotted out golfing with his boys after his health scare at Walter Reed last month...

This is "balls on" to quote Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny... Speaking of balls, where are the Republicans with a set...??

Taco Taco DonOld again chickens out on destroying civilation for 2 weeks... It's past time to remove him from office...!!

Trump is preparing for tonight...

Trump: "A whole civilization will die tonight... if a deal is not reached to reopen the Strait of Hormuz by an 8 p.m. ET" Iran: Go phuque yourself, TACO Don...!!

The President of the United States just posted this trash on Easter Sunday to his Truth Social account... WTF is Congress waiting for this needs to STOP before the whole World comes down on us, it's almost like he knows his end is near and he wants to phuque us up while he can...!!

BREAKING.. Unconfirmed reports are circulating that Donald Trump may have been taken to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and the ambulance was being driven by Tiger Woods with Dr Oz standing by in the ER...

Might have to add Hulu to watch this...??

Not even a week, and she already has that "important job in the public sector..."

Not even a week, and she's already found her new career path...!!

But but but what about Hunter's laptop...??

Well, when you look at it this way...

Finally, now comes her prosecution...

BREAKING: The ratings are all in, and according to the average of all of them, DonOld's speech last night had the lowest rating of any Presidential Primetime address in history...!! Even Jimmy Kimmel had more than double his market share, and he was about equal to The 3 Stooges' audience...!!

T-Minus 10 minutes until launch of Arteims II moon launch...

Trump solved the high cost of eggs problem by making it too expensive to buy gas to get to the grocery store anyway, It’s great again...!!