My kid: "uh... so it was TOTALLY An accident... but..." Me: 😳 TB: in my defense, his face DID run into my water bottle." Me: 😳 *still silent* TB: oh, and... uh, I mighta told one of jerk boys that a girl golfer's score was higher then what his IQ." **cackles maniacally internally cause I KNOW**

Me: "Hi, human! Its awesome to see you! I just met your little sis!" Teenaged human's face goes from excited to annoyed AF. Me: lmao. I totally deserved that! 😂 Reason #267 I struggle to do other shit. 🤣

Stories from the Sub: "Okay, which of you short stacks are the adultiest? I NEED to make CERTAIN [insert kids name]'s iPad makes it to the charger! "History is boring???? All it is is adults behaving poorly! If you're bored, that's on you, cause you ain't paying attention!" "Of course Dad is...

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hope ya'll had an AWESOME mother's day! Got to connect with a few mom frens, and even got "You should REALLY run for office..." NOT YOU, TOO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stahp that! *as I think to myself there needs to be someone in the room who can be like, this is a BAD idea for educators. 😂*

Okay #Maine #Transfam. I'm very curious about weighing Shah versus Bellows. (Can you tell my chat with his wife was fascinating? His PR person was... evasive...) Bellows does so much work, but is in a position to do so. Shah is very science-y and all in on bodily autonomy. How would you vote?

Validating videos: Why I, with impaired executive function cannot grocery shop without impulse buys... youtu.be/Gd5E6uRIWds?...

Had an EPIC time doing ST work last night. Hugged Mills and told her about our Snowy Shenanigans.🤣 what an amazing lady. Killed it w/ my Pingree intro, who got our neighbor freed from TX! Teased Doc Shah's wife about needing more chocolate bars. 😂 even got to remind his PR person Trans exist...

Me today: and that kids, is how we create money out of thin air and that "its complicated" also applies to debt! My kiddo from last year: Ms. S! Can you PLEASE just take a year off from breaking my brain? (Explaining $ and M2) 🤣 Last time in this class I demonstrated a demand schedule. 🤣

Went grocery shopping with Sis Bat. Every day, I'm so so so grateful this glorious, gorgeous human took a chance on this crazy ass guera, who fits OUT but never in. I glory in the 2 of us irreverently feminist biddies noodling around in my wacky-ass Rav, car filled to damn near overflowing....

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ouch? 1st thing in the morning, no less. 😂😂😂 youtu.be/S9fd9bqz7sM?...

Me: I'm off to take a brain break/scream into the void/torment small children wandering aimlesslessly. S: Have fun! *my kid wanders by. I CRACK TF up and start teasing the hell out of TB while office Asmin Crack TF up. #momSubbing

The president is also a GRa9ist. 🤷‍♀️

What happens when you are perpetually over capacity? Think of it like this: your juggling capacity is 20 balls. You're at 40, but you hadn't realized it because it was a slow adding in. Gas prices go up, kid get into trouble at school. Boom. Add + 10, but this time, some asshole greased the balls.

Things I miss at bsky when I'm away: All you glorious folks who actively look out for each other and share kindness and hilarity. 🥰 Pics of ppls passion projects. Irreverent sweary humor. Don't ever change that. 💞

I'm very curious to learn about Ms. LaFlamme! This is the fun of political obligations of voting: Figure out who they are and what they stand for. 🥰 #Mainah

Hubs and I are both 😂💀☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦 "The vulvacity" has me snort laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rage farmer alert: It worked for 2 whole minutes. 😂🤣

This gentleman is 100% on the money. It all comes down to just being decent. Kind. I've no argument here. Fellow Pale-sapiens, you've got 2 choices and society is holding you accountable for them.

TL/DR: personal reflection/what recharges you? (1/6) Been spending time reflecting, working, playing an *actually* relaxing game(LOLZ, My Leisure Time hits all my dopamine stimuli reqs) journaling and embracing the concept of unicorn time- which in my case involves some sort of personal learning.

Feeling homesick, so I turned on PBS about Rainbombs for monsoons. Kinda giggling over the terminology, given that we just called them microbursts... 🌵😅 As always, support your local #PBS station! youtu.be/oH_pVgW5fEw?...

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Silly girl has finally caught her first mouse at 2 am last night. Stripey was tearing through the house as I realized (half asleep and in the dark) her toy was moving a little *too* fast for it to be batted away... She's so stinking proud of herself. #catTax

Randomly hosted tea. Because why the hell not. Every piece here has a story, from Grammas tea service from her wedding, to teacups gifted by beloved friends. What an amazing image of storytelling.

Hehehe... I... uh... took a SM vacay... 😅 So I've been purging, deep cleaning, and doing a metric ton of shadow work. I started building my personal learning notebook, covering everything from financial fallacies to Maslows and Deep Canvassing. Its gratifying. 💞

GM Bsky. Had to take a breather. Still trying to be super intentional about SM Time. Still reflecting on the situation from TB and general social dynamics of the situation/how to ally when 2 opposing parties are Other. All I could hear was Mr. CooksFood thoughts on accomplis-ship in my mind.

Updates from this week: The thingamie resolved with minimal harm to the fam, Tweenie Bat is in a WAY more educated position to be an effective ally. Apparently I needed to ban discussions of existentialism after 8:30 pm. I am now counting my "nos" as trophies. Stripeybutt is still weird.

Me, when the day finally comes

Hey, nerds! (1/4) Been goofing off! Someone mentioned the dance Playlist for my Vibratormadoober, but I'm NOT mad. 😂 Tweenie Bat got a crash course in Allyship from my Bestie. Bestie is now Sis Bat. Sis Bat tames my picky eater TB with... soul food. 😂 particularly GOOD southern style wings.

Okay, bitches, badasses and blowhards: I'm at 34" waist measurements, and 5'9. I'm a stocky bitch. Day 1: 5 minutes busting a groove while on the V board. My thighs FEEL this shit. 😂

TB tot me hooked on Heartstopper. Dammit if this ain't the cutest romance I've ever seen. 🥹

Its 8 am. I feel like i got hit by a Mack truck and my guy just asked whats for dinner. 😳 Entrails. Fill my coffee and leave me be.🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @alyssonfergison.com I blame YOU! 😂😂 My mom ***actually** got me this for my birfday! 😂😂😂😂

It is utterly amazing. Ive forgotten what it feels like to breathe without pain. 5 years between massages is too much. I SWEAR he took amd elbow to my knots. I'm NOT mad. 😂

TACO! Everyone DRINK!

Good morning! I'm taking my level up day to give a grand middle finger to my local bigots, take Bestie with me for a damn massage, and reminding myself EXACTLY who I am. Also? I know EXACTLY what I'm doing with this because Ive learned teacher prescience. I assume I'll always need to CYA. 😈

Huh. Never thought I'd ever cheer on I N, but here we are... NGL this feels even weirder than calling Dub-ya smarter than the current mayo brain converting oxygen and pissing everyone off... But here we are... 😳🥴

Still going through nonsense, so I'm taking SM in small bites. I am in the process of checking the drama bullshit from my kid, trying to repair harm, mitigate other harms & refraining from wanting to slap my fellow hyte ppl who are supposed to be grown ass adults.

Kiddo is starting to realize the cost of racism and that they just got used to cause harm. It just cost their best male friend and will probably cost their bestie. I have every expectation that it'll be kind of a shitty week- and it should be. 💔

Shit I have learned this week: We cannot build community or bonds when it is weaponized at a societal and institutional level. Feminism MUST be intersectional. None of us free until we're all free, b/c you can be used to cause harm. Even against your will.

It's Saturday. Another great day to check WG priveledge, practice harm reduction and learn the practical ins and outs of teaching this to tweenies. Until all of us are free, none of us are free, because everything you THOUGHT you knew about the world is inverted for Black Folks.

Christ on fucking crutch. TBs friendship with a Black Boy has now been weaponized by an adjacent broken ass bigot family determined to enact WWIII between themselves because custody and we're all collateral damage. TB just got a crash course on Emmett Till and the concept of harm reduction.

OMG, LOOKIT THIS SPIDER!!!!! Its sooo PRETTY!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I wanna pet it!

Huh. Good morning??? 🤣 Been busy, (I like to eat/charge my phone) but I miss ya'll. Stripey is still insane, Tweenie Bat is still a sarcastic sass monster and the kids are all right. Check in when I can!

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I got to pick tonight's show. I'm a sucker for Michael Wood and his Story Of ____... He *might* have gotten into soma in Pakistan on TV. 🤣 This.... is straight in line with my content, and EVEN taught me new stuff! youtu.be/MucaZDoMzqg?...

Boosting and sending love for right now. 💔

She's all in on repro care, feeding my kid and making certain we've got heating supports. She says what she does and does what she says, and i absolutely trust Mills. Its why shes been the governor here, TWICE.

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Squirrel of the Day for March 17, 2026 is determined to get every scrap of salty, greasy goodness out of a discarded junk-food wrapper #sqrlpix