Report! Resistance message left in ruins! We reach out to xenoarcheologists for comment on the increasing graffiti in Kef Bir #StarWars #Resistance #RebelAlliance #Aurebesh

Breaking! First Order leader spotted without helmet. Who is he? And who is his stylist? More from the style desk! #KyloRen #FirstOrder

Breaking! Resistance sends a message. But what can it mean? 🤔🤔🤔😏 Our Aurebesh experts weigh in at 8! #StarWars #aurebesh #resistance

Report! Well known scoundrel spotted. Keep your wallets close and your hearts closer! Multiple bounties active! #StarWars #SWU #Lando #artist

Breaking! Senators that support a lying, cheating, corrupt, inept, SAer, S. Harasser Supreme Chancellor can be made to see the truth. Interesting if true. #StarWars #Trump #maga #Hegseth

Report! Would be fascist apologizes. But is he sorry or only sorry he failed? Citizens on the street tell us how they really feel at 5!

Report! Rebel Agents on the loose. Bounties put out for rebel leaders. More information at 3! #StarWars #RogueOne #JynErso #SWU #artist

Resistance leader calls for Citizens to show strength on the eve of Tinyhand Chump’s ascendance. This publication will stay neutral in the face of halfwits operating the government.We shant resort to petty attacks toward the unqualified, inept morons no matter how accurate. #maga #trump #StarWars

Report! Rare spotting of Jedi Master Luke Skywalker rocking some light robes! But he force sped away (yes its canon) before our reporters could reach him for comment. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social More at 2! #StarWars #LukeSkywalker #TheForce

Report! Tiny-handed fascist has the same weakness as Pennywise from It. We reach out to famed holonovel author @stephenking.bsky.social about the suspicious coincidence. #StarWars #fascism #Itnovel #trump #maga #pennywise

Breaking! Techno Health Oligarchs scramble to hide their identities even as legendary time traveler calls them out! #StarWars #Oligarchs #Separatists #CIS #Healthcare

Breaking! Supreme Chancellor Palpatine’s former political rivals seem to have done a 180. Fellow News outlets may add more… or continue to pander to fascism @apnews.com more at 9! #StarWars #Palpatine #fascism #Sith #Trump #associatedpress

Alert! Rogue element spotted. Do not approach. Armed and dangerous! If spotted report to your local authorities. #SWU #artist #StarWars #sith #DarthMaul

Follow-up: Trade Federation Oligarchs getting what they des-er blasted on the streets! Scary new trend? Or were they “asking for it”? We ask you, the public! #TradeFederation #Separatists

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Report: Disloyal citizens cheer at the death of Supreme Leader! Alternate Report: F*** that fascist prick the people are gonna get each and every… *Physical struggle* Editorial: Coruscant Daily supports the Rebel Alliance

From the community desk: Are you ready for life day?

Report: Xenophobic Specieists continue to plague the galaxy. #StarWars #Ewoks

“Reality has a liberal bias.” -Zeep Xanflorp For more news straight from the Microverse join us at blerp past gadle. #stephencolbert #rickandmorty

Alert: Admiral Thrawn spotted in Mid Rim?! Fact or farce?! Your pressing questions answered at 9. #StarWars #Thrawn #artist

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Empire. The taxation of trade routes… is in dispute. #StarWars #ThePhantomMenace #tpm

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Awesome historian continues to write history of galactic conflict. Stay tuned for more! #StarWars #HighRepublic #Jedi

New documentary around the corner. Will the Galaxy rejoice? Or recoil? Tune in at 7 for more! #StarWars #SkeletonCrew

Famous historian of galactic military conflict poses with war machine. #starwars #highrepublic #atst

Breaking! Shockingly, fascist trash does NOT identify as trash. Tune in at 11 for more.

Breaking. Ghostbusting Gorillas have had enough of Buzzwords, tech lingo and trend titles. More at 9.

Trade Federation scum does not NOT endorse fascist scum. “Not that it matters anyway,” he claims as he wallows deeper in filth. #vote

Report. Shasham’s mental capacity continues to deteriorate in direct correlation to his interest in fascism. Tune in this morning for more.

From our corespondent at the Jedi Temple. “We’re here with Master Yoda. Master Jedi, what’s your response to people claiming the Jedi are trying to get sponsored by space Viagra?”

From our editors: Moved operations from that shithole to Coruscant. So much happier here.

From the desks of the provisional government of the New Republic. “Somehow… the clown… returned.”

Special Report. Competing publication claims Pirates are taking over news media. Can the Separatists be behind this? More at 10.

Exclusive. This just in straight from the chancellor’s office.

Correct opinion:

From the archives: First generation droids! Great advancement or the end of all life as we know it?

From editors: Silence supports oppression. Silence supports occupation. Silence supports fascism. Silence supports evil. Vote today.

From our war correspondent: Excerpt from Interview with a Trade Federation Supporter. The full interview at 3.

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Breaking! Holodisplays on the fritz! More at 6!

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Breaking! Renown Jedi General promoted to rank of Master! Huzzah! #StarWars #Jedi #CloneWars #Sith youtu.be/U1tvz0G8OjE?...

Opinion: Sith Archeologists, contributing to Galactic history or a menace that must be stopped! By Senator Rao Ta #starwarsoc #starwars #sith #swoc #swtor

Report. Is the war on Life Day real? Our experts weigh in.

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Pantoran Interest Story: Stay tuned for the tale of this young survivor. After a short unskippable message from our sponsors. #StarWars #SWOC #Pantoran #Jedi #Padawan

Breaking! Are Mandalorians recruiting in Republic space? Has your neighbor already signed up? Join us at 7 for the urgent report! #starwars #mandalorian #starwarsoc #swtor

Breaking: Coruscant Daily is back.