Because January has lasted for 97 days I decided for no reason to make VERSIONS OF HER free to read on Kindle for the remaining days of this month Tell your friends mybook.to/cBDyf

Echo Part of the unnecessarily pretentiously entitled ‘Fragment d’elle’ Series

Cos I quite like the last few art pieces I have done I’ve decided to re-open my RedBubble shop 40% off site wide at the moment (just saying) OfSelina.redbubble.com

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Some random art pieces I have done today

Brief respite before I return to the trenches of X Yesterday I had someone come at me and give a full throated arrogant defence of fake AI women I just want the aliens to finally come

The current version of BINGO CUSTARD will only be available until the end of the year and then it’ll be unavailable Making some changes to the Clitty Teller stories t.co/KCVOcIWZD6

Spent today revising the Clitty Teller covers by making the background two tone, polishing up the image, changing the font and layout and adding a tagline Kinda like them

For no reason I have spent the evening creating minimalist covers for my Clitty Teller series Thoughts?

Personally I think I have captured everything about BINGO CUSTARD in this short video promo

Hey @hackintimseeley.bsky.social Guess what? REVIVAL is on UK TV I repeat REVIVAL is on UK TV Very exciting I might watch it

So I had this really long and boring Teams meeting which I should have been paying attention to but instead I made this promo Nothing like what the book is going to be like But anyway… sound on

“Only a light polish is needed for this story before I release it”* *spends a day totally rewriting a fight scene

Mistakes was made when I wrote BINGO CUSTARD I think, on reflection, I got the balance just a tad wrong With LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! I think I have the balance just where it needs to be

If you read BINGO CUSTARD and fell in love with Clitty Teller then with LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! you will love her even more and want to marry her

I had 3 rules when writing Clitty Teller It had to be ridiculously British It’s a pastiche and not a parody of Bond & 1960s pulp spy novels Clitty is not the idealised competent woman in a male dominated genre She instead represents a real woman stuck inside the genre

It’s taken longer than I have anticipated but structurally LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! is now sound It’s been such a fun story to write Got to polish it up and then maybe I’ll let you read it

Working on v6 of Live Love Laugh Die has led me to want to do a very mini reboot of the Clitty Teller Universe Nothing major but if you did pick up a paperback version of Bingo Custard it will soon become a limited edition Which of course sounds cooler than it actually is

Been so busy writing I am so far behind my comic book reading I still think it’s 2023 Anyway - this looks fantastic and going on my pile of comics I will reward myself with reading

My Writing Process 1st draft - bare bones 2nd draft - the meat 3rd draft - the sweet beautiful draft 4th - 24th draft - yeh I’m gonna keep on going till I get bored

I am very happy with how LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE has turned out I may not be happy tomorrow but I am happy now May release it soon

The fifth and (hopefully save for a bit of polishing) final draft of LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE is now complete Some major rewriting was done

The Cover to LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE - The 2nd Clitty Teller Adventure It’s Clitty vs The Magician in Margate Coming Soon #CoverReveal

I’ve taken LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! - the second Clitty Teller story as far as I can and now in the hands of Beta readers I think it will be richer, more layered than Bingo Custard while being thoroughly Clitty Teller May do the Cover Reveal on Friday … Maybe

Any old cockneys or major bus fanatics on Bluesky I need to know what number bus you would take from the East End to Victoria station Someone must know

Not been active that much of late cos I experienced a bereavement in the family which hit me hard Not really been with it this month and my writing has gone to shit But hopefully normal service will resume shortly ♥️

As it’s Father’s Day and as, in part, SAND OF GOLD is a story about the bond between a Father and a Daughter it is completely free on Kindle t.co/DqgAgjHjou

Although my Booksprout ARC campaign for Versions Of Her was not the most successful it has led to this rather lovely review And to have readers say the story stayed with him after finishing the book is the greatest compliment a writer could get

The key to writing the character of Clitty Teller is that she is not incompetent, she is in fact highly skilled but she is totally chaotic, which is where the humour and plot gets its energy from.

Three more chapters to go and the second draft of LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! - The 2nd Clitty Teller Adventure will be done Love doing the 2nd draft . It’s my favourite draft of all the redrafting you have to do

I read Versions of Her by @ofselina.com and, bloody hell, she's a talent. It's difficult, and incredible & unlike anything else I've read. It resonates, because it's about desire but not in the usual way; it's the painful ache that comes from wanting to be seen, and known, and to belong.

This is a yet another amazing comic book I got to get a sneak peak at Go now to your comic book vendor and demand (politely and respectively but still with the requisite urgency) that they pre order you a copy

My goal is to write enough Clitty Teller Adventures that I can put them in a paperback collection and emblazoned down the thick spine would be ‘CLITTY’, that would dominate a bookcase Should make for some interesting conversations at dinner parties

Ambitious and definately subject to change

As I move on to something entirely different in the silky shape of Clitty Teller, a reminder that VERSIONS OF HER is available And if you’ve read it would be lovely if you could drop a little review mybook.to/cBDyf

Guys! Guys! You need to get back on Twitter

Money Shot - It’s Lovecraftian cc @hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Chapter 24 of Versions Of Her took me a long time to write and went through so many drafts. It is the devastating apex of the novella’s erotic and psychological collapse You can read the entire story here mybook.to/cBDyf

Look at all my pretty paperbacks what I wrote

OUT NOW— VERSIONS OF HER Not a love story. Not a confession. A Reckoning. Available on Kindle & Paperback mybook.to/cBDyf

Tomorrow, you’ll get to meet Her. VERSIONS OF HER : OUT 23 MAY

2 years ago today I did something that surprised everyone I finished a story SAND OF GOLD - my wholesome novella about a Father and Daughter’s seaside adventure And to celebrate its anniversary it’s totally free on Kindle today t.co/DqgAgjHjou

As I am 7 days away from Versions Of Her release date I want to thank everyone who has a read the story and either reviewed on Goodreads or gave me feedback privately I am truly grateful for your enthusiasm & understanding of the story I am trying to tell ♥️

Well this sucks I either have to increase the price of SAND OF GOLD and BINGO CUSTARD paperbacks which I don’t want to do Or keep the price as they are and get zero royalties which kinda seems a bit wrong

One of my favourite comments from an early Beta Reader for Versions Of Her, when they first received it was “At first I thought ‘oh no, it’s going to be an awful poem.’ But it’s… a proper story?”

2 WEEKS until VERSIONS OF HER is released into the wild You can read the Opening Chapter here ko-fi.com/post/Version...

Can someone give me a non-spoiler reason for the logic of changing a movie title after its release This Thunderbolts / New Avengers thing is confusing me

If anyone wants me I’ll be outside screaming for the asteroid to reach us quicker

I am getting such wonderful and unexpected feedback for VERSIONS OF HER Dare I dream that I’ve written something special or do I just keep my walls up to prepare myself for when it falls flat after release