Gang what the FUCK is DnD

My revenant addiction gets to a point

Lowkey I kinda miss injections, wish I could continue them if my pharmacy wouldn't be a little bitch and get me the proper needles for once

Put on some brown contacts please I am begging you

Seeing people disrespect candy corn on my tl (its my favorite and I will not accept this slander)

Making pumpkin pies with wife

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for

Baked salmon

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hedoe

Thinking abt getting back into distance running, idk for longer distances the shoes expense fking sucks but thats the type of distances I prefer

Call me BR-001 with the way I want her to use my black ring

Had fun tbh 👍

At the doctors office and apparently I shrunk down to a flat 5'6" Any shorter and I will become 5'5", how do I cope with this?!?!

Damn the puppets got hands

Thinking that KK would have a priv account thats just her complaining about doing overtime again

At the airport and Im currently eyeing vending machine sushi...

idk if I am too tired and not cooking, but AU where Corso becomes overwhelmed with the feeling of not being wanted and finds solace in Whitestone Industries because Bai Yi and Che will always be lazy and the work makes her feel wanted. She then learns KK genuinely enjoys her.

tiger shark for @chaiimochii.bsky.social im p sure this is what they look like (5/10) #art

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Suffering....

Not would. Will.

Way too rust at neon white now. Sentencing myself to 10 hours of marathon as punishment

lowkey kinda drunk and tongue fucking some mac and cheese atm

Fiancee woke me up by biting me, chat what do I do

I only need 2 things in life both are Cinnabar cock and Cinnabar strap

I need to plow her like she is the last cornfield in a nuclear winter

Boot Atlyss, meet the enter, proceed to wish she'd step on me for the duration of the conversation

Most threatening message I have sent to my wife

"Oh boy I hope I am able to get Korryn, my pulls for Moore wasn't the greatest" Dastardly S4 Stargazer and Summer:

Taking zoya in missionary so that when she pulls out her cum lands in my belly button so I can let it harden to make a little zoya cum cookie

Saying my peace about Korryn before continuing the event

Thought about someone playing with Cinnabars' mouth showing the sharpest canines imaginable. I got too excited and immediately ran for pen and paper, shit I need to learn art. May my brainrot guide me.

Saying Cinnabar between every rep so I can remind myself of my goals amen 🙏

Honestly i wonder if Che has tried estrogen, like for a month then was like "yeah I can't be bothered" I also wonder if he stole it from KK's stash

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Shork???? Cat!? Nah it's just Tori! hehehehe @thorchan.bsky.social

Acting bratty to my wife like ik she cant just fix my attitude w two fingers

Maturing is realizing that I can climb the stairmaster and my wife on the same day

Honestly thinking abt an arcane tattoo, issue is I dont want anyone to think that I play league of legend

Hi, Im friend

friend unironically got banned for doing this oml

can u guys tell i love drawing her #mouthwashing

Lowkey hate doing hip thrusts at the gym because the bar hurts and it makes me look like a top. Which is false advertising.

Watching people on my tl post their I Voted stickers will always be funny to me bc I will always get flashbanged by the Michigan sticker. Its like "ough fellow Michigander🫵"

M.IL.F. Man I love Fishing

Thinking that K.K. Has a big bed bc Che and Bai Yi constantly come into her room at 3 am bc they had nightmares

Did a thing today