Tickets shouldn't have a master

Doughboys Double Tuesday! Mitch and Wiges talk theater etiquette before wrapping up Junenk: Munkin Impoddoughune with a review of MI 8: The Final Reckoning. Big thank you to Ariana Lenarsky for this month's theme music! Check out her new album at bandwave.bandcamp.com patreon.com/doughboys

My album is coming out tomorrowwwwwwww

JOAN BAEZ DATED STEVE JOBS?

Dreamt I slow-danced with Ben Stiller

Re-watched BRICK for the eleventy-millionth time last night... ol' girl holds up!

our game is out. you can play it right now. or tonight if you want to do it authentically to vampire culture (awake at night)

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Dreamt I was handed a poem entitled "Chocolate Fangs"

Dream: I walk into a showing of Fight Club. In the back of the theater is a guy who’s never seen it before. He looks exactly like Edward Norton. “You're gonna love it,” I promise him. I guide him to a single seat and make sure he's spotlit throughout the movie.

Dreamt Mike White wrote a song, and the chorus went "Everything is so slosh"

I am slow-dancing with Bill Murray (young). When the song ends, he questions me: "Did you really want to do that with me?" I'm astounded he's so insecure. "We danced until the sun rose," I spit at him.

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dreamt Larry David wanted me to meet him at La Pergoletta

I watched the sound of music last night, so my dreams were insane: I'm the city bus! Everyone is riding me! Except some people who are skeptical of riding a human bus... I'm soooo hurt they don't trust me. Can't they see how passionate I am about civic engagement?

If anyone's interested, you can watch the Japanese version of this for free until October: https://jff.jpf.go.jp/watch/ic2023/films/hey-our-dear-don-chan/

"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"

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My bluesky is going to be a food diary. my friend gave me chicken broth in a tupperware. I carefully drove it home while it rested on the floor of the passenger seat. Jeff chopped up cucumber into matchsticks and dropped in fennel onion garlic cilantro lime. I added tofu chunks. That's what happened

When I merge onto the 110 I don't even look. I cruise into every trader joe's parking lot directly into an empty parking space. Every meter in Atwater village blinks green for me. When I pray to the right gods, so do the right gods pray for me.

A big beautiful moon is soon to rise. Be on the lookout.

Saturn in Ultraviolet Light Image Credit: NASA and E. Karkoschka

Alright I'm done fucking around. Where is Nuggets bluesky. Show yourselves

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Nuggets fans unite