21st century and we're still divided over imaginary sky daddies

nothing screams patriotism more than attacking the police and pissing on the streets of the capital while terrifying the women and children you claim to protect, way to go dickheads

I feel bad for all those who have to clear up the patriots piss in the capital tomorrow

Edwards named manager of the month for August https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c3vzwwn6d2wo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss #boro

Never expected a Maggie Thatcher love-in on LBC this morning, hurry back James Obrien

we were lucky today, loads of energy, hope we don't come unstuck #utb

Putin is a mass murdering fuckhead and Trump, by his own admission, is a very good friend. Forget Epstein. This is way worse.

not getting my hopes up but #UTB

Breaking. Criminal dictators meet to discuss the surrender and breakup of Ukraine

Dunno about you but 50 people show up on a boat and I feel my life severely threatened

Someone chuck a haggis at the fat orange shitgibbon

the French resistance was so woke

Made America Grim Again

When he said obliterated I think he was referring to Stormy

MSM more concerned about an F bomb rather than the ones that actually blow stuff up

a lot of people said 'sir, this is the biggest end of the world ever'

Putin's gonna be pissed with little orange boy

Make America Gullible again

I would fucking love it if a labour mp was bold enough to say' you want the last guys in, the ones who caused this shit, we're putting it right but it takes time shut the fuck up unless you could do things better, we're all ears......

Fiona Bruce just shat in her hand then clapped, sorry, I mean she just asked if deform could really run the country

My poor old granddad had to go private recently when the NHS couldn't do an amputation. Cost him an arm and a leg

If Israel won that shitshow tonight I would become a brexshit voter

Trump is so pissed because no matter how much gold he has, he will never have class

and then was crucified and died for all us sinners

Got a viagra tablet stuck in my throat earlier and I've a really stiff neck

I'm no expert on prehistoric matters but I'm certain if Trump had been a dinosaur 65 million years ago the meteor would never have wiped them all out.

I'm going out for a Parmo and I'm going to make Mexico pay for it

Well if I'd been POTUS Russia would never have invaded, so there

news.sky.com/story/russia... Trump with the assist

Ironically, whatever happens, Trump will claim victory

at the end, when all the prizes are given out, can we just make sure Trump gets fuck all, that's it, thanks

white rabbits

that's another Saturday ruined by #Boro , I despair at our defence

Congratulations magatwats, raise a glass of bleach in celebration #Trumpisacunt

We've lost a genius, R.I.P. David Lynch

Oh no, Hoppe gone, season over #UTB

Alex Gilbert you sexy bastard #UTB

We all need to make it our New Year's resolution to push for #RejoinEU We can't put up with much more of this! #EnoughIsEnough Pls sign/share the petition. If you don't ask you don't get! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

The transfer window's open, wonder if Latte makes the trip to Hull #UTB

Happy new year, 2025 is going to be interesting

Got to be Redcar beach this

We need to be more like France

Happy boxing day (it should be a thing)

No one has ever seen Victoria Aitkins and Robert Smith in the same room. That's because Robert Smith doesn't spend time with cunts.

Obviously

A lot of people are saying it was the greatest ever follow through

Future unelected head of state 'prince' William soils himself kissing Trumps arse, utter weasel.