So Chuck Norris died:

Brain: Go eat. Me: I'm not hungry. Brain: All you've had all morning is water. Go eat. Your blood sugar is 85! Me: But I- Brain: I. Said. Go. Eat. Now. Me: But-

New shirt just arrived 😎 #ICEOUT

*smug grin* I'm proud of this one.

How it's going on Threads so far:

My uncle: “Why do you, as a grown woman, like Lego so much?” Me: “Clicky brick make spicy brain go ‘shhh’.”

One question MAGA cause I've been going through the Epstein files little by little: HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU ASSHOLES MANAGE TO TOP UNIT 731 IN THE ATROCITIES DEPARTMENT?!

🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

Neil Gaiman: "So anyway..." The rest of us: NOT NOW, NEIL GAIMAN.

I had bariatric surgery in March 2024. I was 351 lbs before my surgery, and I just weighed myself this morning and I'm down to 204. I've lost 147 lbs since March 18, 2024. I actually cried looking at my scale this morning.

The “Melania” doc is so bad Greg Abbott walked out of it.

I'm waiting for Chewy to deliver Lotus' Churus and she's giving me The Look cause I always give her one a day. I ran out 2 days ago.

Greg Bovino was fired from ICE. Sadly he can't go back to the North Pole because he was fired for constantly missing elf practice so I dunno what he's gonna do now.

I am going to FUCKING scream.

Tea. Tea fixes everything. Have a cold? Tea. Sore throat? Tea. A little tired and want some caffeine? Tea. A domestic terrorist group is roaming the streets of your country and indiscriminately beating, imprisoning and shooting people for standing up to them? TEA GOD DAMN IT!

Just wanted to say if any of my followers in any way tries to justify this shooting in Minneapolis... Just unfollow me now. I trust a majority of you but I'm leaving this as a general comment. I don't want ICE supporters on my profile.

How I know I'm getting old: Writing a shopping list and it took me 15 minutes to remember the word BACON.

"The world hates America right now, you know." NO FUCKING SHIT, REALLY?! I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA! Shut the FUCK up.

THE SCREECH I JUST SCREECHED I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

Dad and Lotus together 😍

My stress ball broke T_T Pretty sure that's a good summary of 2025 in a nutshell tbh

I wanna start writing that idea I had yesterday but my brain is not sharp enough at the moment to make words do the thing.

I've decided tomorrow is ROOM CLEAN DAY because I have TOO MUCH SHIT.

Potential fanfic idea!!! Saw something about this on TV and wheels started turning in my head.

BIRFDAY COOKIE

ITS COLDER THAN KRISTI NOEM'S SOUL OUTSIDE

I decided to bike to 7-11 because I needed a few things... should have just done a Grubhub run because it's COLD out and now my hands hurt.

Lego made a Game Boy set and guess what I was doing all afternoon ^_^

S O O N

I'm bored with regular tea so I got myself a tea advent calendar. It was longer than I expected... like a tea curtain.

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

I know this is probably shocking news but FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS ARE STILL CHILDREN FOR THE EPSTEINTH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was playing with my stress ball and sitting here like 'WHY IS IT STICKY?!' Turns out you need to dust them with cornstarch after washing them.

I either need a belt or tighter jeans cause my jeans actually almost FELL OFF today while I was at therapy >.>

About to make someone who can't easily get diabetes supplies very happy (at my endo and they said they can take my unused supplies so I'm giving them the lot)

"yeah I know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so I just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

I just realized since I'm no longer using the Omnipod for insulin that I need to call the pharmacy that is sending the prescription and cancel it cause my shipment of new ones is coming this week... Wondering if anyone needs insulin pumps I don't need.

New cat is a girl, we found out the gender today. We also found the rescue that adopted her out so we may have somewhere that will take her back <3

Cancelled Spotify and moved to Deezer. Not supporting any app that tries to brainwash me with ICE ads

We're trying to socialize the new kitty for the shelter and I'm SHOCKED I was able to get a harness on them THIS SOON.

Next step for our kitty friend: We're gonna see if we can handle him and try to make him a little more comfortable because the shelter won't take him in if he's feral, they'll just trap neuter release him.

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky. Block on sight. Protect your digital space. Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them. The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

WE GOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're keeping him here tonight and bringing him to the shelter to get checked out in the morning.

THIS MOTHER FUCKING RACCOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More crochet and I think I've still got it lol