We need a slasher movie with Carrie Brownstein as said slasher.

It’s the Ice Cream Commando’s birthday! All the love to Reggie Bannister today and every day.

Forgot to summon success for my fantasy team yesterday, so here’s to the three players I have remaining pullin’ 65 points tonight.

Baker Mayfield is today’s version of Jim McMahon.

It will forever remain a mystery why lobster and crab have no flavor to me. Is it like that for any of y’all?

Still bothers me that I never snagged one of those Ahmanet bottles back in the day. Anyway, this purchase brought to you by latent regret.

Any week that includes Lisa Loeb is a good week. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Work was good, viewed a potential new domicile, hit Little Italy for dinner and had the tastiest red sauce of my life, and now comfy clothes for Toni Collette’s new show. Fab-u-lous day.

Time for some comfort kaiju.

Oh, I am ALL f*cking in!

How the Fouke did I not know MST3K did a BOGGY CREEK II episode?!

Me, watching SUSPIRIA (2018) for the fiftieth time like it’s the first.

It worked for my fantasy team last week, so runnin’ it back: conjuring my Coral Reefs to live deliciously today.

There’s a cat named Bernie Carbo in Cujo. And *that* is why I’ll love Stephen King till the day I die. Happy 78th, Big Steve.

Let me clear up any confusion: A catcher, I repeat, a *catcher* has 57 home runs for a #Mariners team that’s going to the playoffs. No catcher? No October. Enough with the Aaron Judge nonsense. The American League MVP is Cal Raleigh. And it’s not close.

Every time I watch the FRIGHT NIGHT remake I feel more strongly about this: David Tennant is the superior Peter Vincent.

What movie do you consider perfect?

A week of witches, Weapons, and warriors. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Edith Massey appreciation skeet.

Wishing y’all the witchiest of Wednesdays.

My review of RED SONJA (2025): I came to see Matilda Lutz be a badass and got what I came for. 🤘

Matilda Lutz as Red Sonja. What else needs to be said? Press play.

“There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was.” #RIPRobertRedford

The cast for Season 2 of Dragula: Titans has been announced! My early money is on Blackberri. LFG!

Tramell Tillman *and* Jeff Hiller on the same night?! Department of Choreography and Merriment — engage! #Emmys

Ravens win locked. Time for WEAPONS, Take 2.

Nary a crumb to be found. Still thinking about Amy Madigan’s WEAPONS performance.

Me conjuring my fantasy team to show up today.

My WEAPONS review:

It is time!

In a week of awesome, Mia towered. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

I’ve been sleeping with Mothra. And regret nothing.

My most cherished Halloween decoration. What’s yours?

Why do you do this to yourself, Dimi?

Home sick, saw a Rottweiler in an episode of New York Undercover and had a wonderful, awful idea.

As of today, my 4 favorite horror films of 2025

My last four can be found at the corner of Batsh*t & Legit.

Spirit Halloween happened.

As badly as I want to push on, I’m exhausted. Thank you for a wonderful night, #MutantFam. I love you all! #TheLastDriveIn

Ever been alone in a church? #TheLastDriveIn

Alright, I’ve had enough brew: if you’re a witch, hit me up, because I want—nay need—to follow you. #TheLastDriveIn

Sound off: how much better is #TheLastDriveIn because of Darcy?

Tipping is more important than ever. We need to look out for each other. #TheLastDriveIn

Prepared for blatant blasphemy. #TheLastDriveIn

That Jose Mojica Marins held a grudge over that imposed ending is *why* we will always need filmmakers of his ilk. #TheLastDriveIn

Is it just me or is this dude giving David Cross? #TheLastDriveIn

Do I want another beer? #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

I haven’t been this blown away by a film presented by @therealjoebob123.bsky.social and @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social since CARNIVAL OF SOULS. #TheLastDriveIn

We’re not in Kansas anymore, Bruno. #TheLastDriveIn

Get yourself a ride or die gal like Coffin Joe! #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com