at the request of my good friend @the-batman.bsky.social (and with the 20th anniversary of the movie rapidly approaching) i'm revisiting an old obsession i had detailed on the previous site: what the fuck is up with this room in transformers

@music producers: learn how to improve any track in one easy step: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLE...

as i sit here stuck in the muck of 2012-2015 nostalgia i am struck by my enjoyment of @jakobe.bsky.social 's penchant of ending soundclown files by rapidly repeating the last quarter-second

heartbreaking: you started reading a new book the night before inspiration for writing struck

one of the most disturbing revelations i've had recently is that i've quoted jar jar binks nearly every time i've been at work in the last two months

just finished reading Scarlet Morning by @gingerhaze.bsky.social and man. whadda hell.

buying 12 fun dips just to eat the sticks

top day-to-day genuine fears: 1. finding dead tarantula in luggage 2. colectomy scar bursts open after 17+ years 3. being late for work

pro cozy tip: light your rooms outward to the top edge of the wall (as in, the light source is in the center of the ceiling pushing light outwards towards the walls)

two youtubers i (now used to) watch have within the past week each uploaded videos with Alf and have gotten combative in the replies. it's over.

the terrible, horrible realization that i've reached the point where i prefer pepsi to coke

happy birthday to all transfems

huehuehuehuehue

I do understand many things but one I can't wrap my head around is the amount of art of Scioliopede with a giant ass

Thinking of the time at work I overheard a kid refer to the ninja turtles as "Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Ralph"

calling the game "peak" is really funny, it reminds me of that home movies episode where they make a movie called "movie history"

i regret to announce that i kinda agree with reddit: horror movie characters need to stop being dumbasses

at the moving picture show and saw a trailer for a new smurfs movie. why have there been so many of these things. does anyone care about the smurfs

if you see this post you pee this post

pro tip: the workers you swear at are only laughing at you once the door closes

This new Destiny lore is kinda strange

why are they called books of the bible. the bible is a book, dipshit

Bananza really is the Mario Odyssey team being like "what if we made a game that wasn't shit"

the video game of all time

the horrible dichotomy of being arachnophobic but having galvantula as one of my favorite pokemon

you get to the afterlife only to find that it is a SAO-like representation of the early-mid 2010s internet. jontron is still on game grumps. those little ponies run free across the land. for some, a boon. for others, a curse most dreadful

The rewind is pretty neat

what would be the most threatening song to hear when you're alone in a public washroom

i am so close to having 2 days off in a row it's gonna fix me for at least a little while

i've added two (!) new albums to my music library in the last 3 months. unprecedented speed, i might injure myself at this rate

as a complete outsider: why the fuck are political parties involved in a municipal election

I've made a little DOMINOID pride flag pack - details here perimint.newgrounds.com/news/post/15...

refraining from depressionposting by browsing r/simpsonsshitposting into the wee hours of the night

crazy how I could just come out to my co-workers. like, I could do it consequence-free. and yet!

Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

it is with sadness i report that you cannot turn off items in mario kart world, even in vs. mk8d stays winning.

thinking about how back in late 2009/early 2010 people saw the avatar movie and were having depressive episodes because the world of the movie was so beautiful but fictional

today, Big Easy Jacob Squeezy's new single "Do It Be Stankin?" reached the middle of the spotify charts. follow him over at @jakobe.bsky.social

the contest for "worst video game genre name" remains a tossup between "open world survival craft" and "multiplayer online battle arena"

DOMINOID is here! You can download it over on itch.io : dingdongvg.itch.io/dominoid The game comes bundled with multiple background sets, pieces, as well as an instruction book and wallpaper set.

scrunt ass m&m

i get the newgrounds bsky handle suffix, i steep myself further in the early 2000s internet culture i am so deathly nostalgic for

fellas I do believe I have eaten far too much

i have purchased a new n64 controller and you know what that means

in the span of about half a second i saw footage of the nike shoe woman in the fortnite shop, had the nostalgia dopamine release, considered reinstalling the game, and remembered that they fucked that game up really bad. the human mind is a wonder