I read Jose Canseco’s autobiography when I was like 10 and I have loved him ever since

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

This is the kind of photo people would fake an assassination for

Someone ought to be doing something about this…

Starting a petition to grant Pablo Torre subpoena power

I love free speech

I’ll still see it

I wouldn’t even wear a tie like this to Zoom Court. He’s got to have like only two ties and one of them had spaghetti sauce on it.

Can’t get over this

Great book

Unironically looking for this right now

With this + the elimination of property taxes, pretty clear that the play here is for your kid to have no choice but go to PragerU or a religious school

This and a Boss RC-30 Loopstation

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

They paid us $500,000 to do it to em too

Re-upping this

S-O-U-T-H F-L-O-R-I-D-A

Make sense they flipped him lol

This is interesting

If I was transporting drugs through the Caribbean I’d probably invest in a Bimini top for my skiff maybe even put like a blanket over the drugs or something

If you’re a betting man or woman bet on the University of South Florida Bulls to win the National Championship this year it’s 100% a lock

MLS is rigged

Democrats should support prosecuting their own for mortgage fraud even though the accusations are just a pretext. You can’t say “no one is above the law” and then ya know, not do that. Would be a stark contrast to GOP on issue people are waking up to.

I drive by this mural nearly every day. This is infuriating on so many levels. A big GFY to the cowards responsible. Softest bitch made shit I’ve ever seen, erasing a mural in the middle of the night. These people are the biggest group of pussies on the planet.

We should be talking about increasing the number of seats in the house. The last time we did was over 100 years ago, when it took days for most reps to get to DC and people were just learning how to use the original telegram.

If someone wants to drink raw milk I 100% support it. If you’re someone who’s on the fence about it, I think you should. And if the raw doesn’t do it for you, try paint.

Some of the most un-athletic running I’ve seen in years

Estevao the real deal it seems

I genuinely think it’s cool that a machine built by humans does, on its own… in maybe 2 minutes…what maybe 2 years ago would have taken someone several years of training and hundreds of hours of work to get running. The point isn’t how cool the 3D painting is.

New kid started at the office today. He calls me sir and says he won’t wear jeans on Fridays because they went out of style 10 years ago.

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

Went to a wedding where the groom was a cop and his whole department was there doing these recreationally

On board with this

Don’t think Ghislaine can do anything other than maintain her innocence, which is what she’s done up to this point. Doubt you’ll hear anything other than that from her, but Trump toadies will pick that up and run with it like it’s the truth to draw the sting of SCOTUS letting her out on appeal.

Love to live in The Free State of Florida™. This was in the works for 8 years at the local government level, finally passed this year, and now it’s illegal because Orlando won’t use their budget to help Rhonda with his human trafficking.

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We’re catching rockets with chopsticks but can’t make the train run on the weekend

Happy Gilmore 2 is good

RIP youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...

Can’t let them take tiktok too I just saw a tribute to hulk hogan but they only used photos of MTG

You can set your watch to these guys

They were good

Looking forward to the Dersh article in the NYT explaining that statutory rape isn’t a “high crime or misdemeanor”

Replies to this are insane

Pictured: Cole Palmer; the leader of the most corrupt organization in the world; and the president of FIFA

I’m gonna be sick