Random thought about my junk: I think for the first time I’ve had such a clear print on my underwear that I could tell which way I was hanging all day (left, FYI). Does it happen to anyone else?

It’s hump day! And my first thong! Thanks @bearbud69.bsky.social for the encouragement a while back. It’s a funny proposition, like I’m low-key getting a dry rom job every time a walk (and the faster I walk).

Just caught the Pedro Pascal AirPods ad on TV. The things I wanna do to that man… The ad somehow amplifies all of them

Trying out something new… thoughts?

Hello, wonderful kinksters and queers. Turns out I will be in Chicago during IML in May. I'll be there for work, but will be able to sneak out of work to check out IML stuff. First timer. Two questions: 1) Any tips for a very curious and nerdy first timer? 2) Anyone wants to hang out platonically?

Lazy gay gut. It all tracks

At @isopup.dog’s request (what a cutie and a nice guy): Game - anything in the Assassin’s Creed world, but very fond of II Anime - Zodiac Knights (yes, I’m old, and don’t keep up) Animal - bears and horses Fruit - strawberries or pineapples Color - International Klein Blue, or teal

Some airplane bathroom stuff (bathroom had a window - weird but cool!)

Why not? Sounds fun

I’m always game for a pit train!

Back on the road…

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,690,483! Neat 🙂

Teasing thread

In order: 3, 1, 2, 5

The joys of strategically placed tape…

1 (rarely), 2, 3, 5, 9

Continuing the theme of mile high smut… (I’ve been traveling a lot for work lately)

Looks like we’re on similar travel schedules, just never on the same plane. Sigh… Anyway, here’s some airplane lewd

Some pool bulge, because why not?

Well, you’ve inspired me…

Celebrate them hairy chests!

Have a crotch shot. And a nipple. And a pit

Pit thread

If you see this, post alarmingly close up moustache.

Hotel, horniness, and stuff

If you see this, do it. Pronouns: he/him Height: 6'4" Shoe size: 13US/45EUR smoke: no Tattoos: 3, for now Piercings: 0, for now Fav colour: blue Fav drink: vibing on coconut water lately

New undies

Here’s some hotel bulge, thighs, and belly

Union suits are awesome. Night, hot men on my phone. I’ll probably still thirst after you for a bit while I “lull” myself to sleep

Checked into my hotel, thought I’d throw some bulge (and a semi) around before I change and fall asleep

I was a gifted child and all I got was being told over and over to make myself small and occupy no space, and that my “book smarts” meant I could have no “real smarts”, and I was therefore incompetent in any area of life that mattered. I’ve learned to hide for real, and in plain sight

From a beer ad. My brain refuses to read that H, and reads an additional T instead.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

New undies! (I’ve also been wearing them for three days now to see whether / how a musk develops)

Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing - 10 nipple play - 5 sucking - 6 rimming - 10 being rimmed - 8 fingering - 4 using toys - 1 bdsm - 1 piss play - 7 dirty talk - 10 (with exceptions) fisting - 0 fucking - 7 being fucked - 1 caressing - 10 cuddling after - 10

A silver lining of no DMs in this app is that occasionally you see very sexy, horny threads of people just sexting each other. I'm curious: are texters folks (like me) that are naturally inclined to public sex? Or are they unlocking new kinks via BSky? And has it gone from app to reality for anyone?

Pre cumming through my mesh shorts (freeballing) after a few minutes on this app. Thanks, gents!

Holly the Foult Mouthed Pecker Wrecker 😂

Franz Katz

Lots of freeballing, otherwise jockstraps or trunks. About to try my hand at briefs again, though (thank you, BearSkn sale!). How about y’all?

Dick root thread

New Christmas tree ornament!

Furthest I’ve been to where I live: N: Trondheim, Norway S: Dunedin, New Zealand E: Dunedin, New Zealand W: Vancouver Island, Canada

I love that these have a slutty button-up flap. Happy weekend, peeps!

I di like how these make my average-sized bulge look and feel…

Reskeet with your favorite bulge pic. Not the favorite, just the latest 😝

Here’s a bit of light smut 😉

Sure, try me

My top 5 cuisines are: 1. Italian 2. Brazilian 3. Latin American fusion (mostly Andean) 4. Thai 5. Indian