We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Made the switch from YouTube Music to Tidal maybe a week or so now and I'm already pretty impressed by Tidal's suggestions and discoverability. Their "My Daily Discovery" mix has been really on point. Already discovering new artists and tracks I've never heard.

Tried that new "Slice Sauce" from Domino's tonight and it's pretty damn good. Like a zesty parmesan ranch? Maybe it's ranch? Something close to it. It's good! In case you wanted to know what some rando on the Internet thought about it.

Tried a little bit of Pragmata while I had a tiny bit of free time tonight. The gameplay feels really solid so far. Looking forward to being able to play more after the weekend is over.

The neat thing about Bluesky linking to a status page for Bluesky is that they host the status page ON THE SAME DAMN HOST Good one! Brilliant stuff!

Did Bluesky employ Musk for the day or something? JFC

Can Mel Brooks just live forever, please? www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-5...

If you've ever watched and enjoyed the 1993 Leslie Nielsen banger, Surf Ninjas, you're alright in my book.

Marty O'Donnell was endorsed by Trump today. O'Donnell wasted no time dry humping his leg in return. I eagerly await seeing him lose in Nevada during the midterms.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

After doing manual searches for the "missing" tracks from the import, I am finding that Spotify is (unsurprisingly) the service with the fewest missing songs from my YT Music "likes." Both Tidal and Qobuz are tied at second with 20 missing. Basically nothing from a list of about 3,000 tracks.

Yeah, Crowbcat. Double down! That's always worked out for everyone with shitty takes in the past.

With the price increase to YouTube Premium, I've been exploring alternatives for music streaming. I'm making literal spreadsheets here looking at which services are missing songs from my imported YouTube Music "liked" playlist. It's a whole thing.

The fact that the Marathon CCU thread is up to 165 pages with over 8,200 replies (and counting) is absolutely one of the most bonkers and saddest things I've seen.

I wouldn't exactly call that "lowkey" but yeah...

I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

It's TACO Tuesday again! Always two weeks with him. Always just enough time for a market rebound. Obvious market manipulation. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/07/t...

Got to New Game +11 (had a good speedrun strat that made that a little less painful than it sounds) and like 93 hours in Starfield and haven't played it since October 3, 2023. Still mildly curious about today's new content. Ugh. Do I? I shouldn't, and yet...

Fuck Trump. Absolutely did not need to hear that dipshit pedo in this NASA stream.

I've had the NASA stream up all day. I'm still in absolute awe that we're finally back to manned missions to the Moon after half of a century. This is so magical and I'm so glad I'm able to see this in my lifetime.

Hello Jesus.

AI could never create something like this:

Man, why are websites running new articles about how Gabe Newell and Todd Howard are surrounded by "yes-men" when these interviews are literally years old? Are you all THAT hard up for things to write about?

Downloading peak gaming right now

Now I just want to replay Clair Obscur. There are so very few games I wish I could replay without retaining memories of the first play through and this is one of them.

Apparently these releases on Steam ... 1. Use Enigma DRM for some unfathomable reason. 2. Aren't even Steam Deck compatible Not to mention no achievements, no sign of any other sort of improvements. Pisspoor ports. Get on GOG instead or Duckstation them.

The OG Resident Evil trilogy is now on Steam! YESSSSSSSS! store.steampowered.com/app/4249100/... store.steampowered.com/app/4249110/... store.steampowered.com/app/4249120/...

Everyone. Shut the fuck up about Trump for five goddamn minutes. We're headed back to the Moon!

WOOOO! GO FOR LAUNCH! www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR...

Saw someone call the first Moon landing "AI slop" and I think I need to go lie down.

I really thought I only had like 5 work emails today. No, Outlook just got hung up on retrieving new emails for a long while.

Michael Pachter continues to say dumb things. "The solution to expensive hardware will be game streaming." www.resetera.com/threads/mich...

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

Man... what the hell is up with USB naming conventions? I'm looking to maybe get an PCIE card so I can have some USB-C ports on my PC (my case doesn't have any else I'd just use the USB-C header on my mobo). And there's USB 3.0, 3.1, 3.2 Gen 1, 3.2 Gen 2, USB4 (no space?!)... WHY?!

Goth Aquaman seems like a fun addition to the movie.

Even ChatGPT was like "WHOA! You're being too racist!" Holy shit. This entire thing is just *chef's kiss*

I've been quiet about my legal case as I take it very seriously and wish to keep it as separate from my everyday life as possible, but I wanted to give you all an update that provides some context for my commentary. 🧵 (1/10) kusklaw.sharefile.com/share/view/s...

Didn't we already win/finish/end this war about 5 times already though? Weird.

Not sure when I'll get around to it, but at least it'll be ready to go when I am.

War in the Middle East. Russia continues to invade Ukraine. Tiger got a DUI. There's a new Scary Movie. New episodes of Scrubs. Pokémon FireRed was recently released. Yep, the timeline is looking more and more like a timeouroboros these days.

Between Warhorse's Daniel Vavra lapping up the DLSS 5 AI-slop and firing translators to replace them with AI, he can absolutely continue to go fuck himself. Still an absolute piece of shit since 2014 (and probably earlier). www.reddit.com/r/kingdomcom...

Been sitting here listening to the tornado sirens going off for like the past 20-ish minutes now.

How's your press kit for an Xbox game announcement only going to include images that are 800x450?

Hey Tim Sweeney and Epic, here's an idea: Stop spending tons of cash on non-stop Fortnite collabs and celeb cameos and you can keep paying your employees without laying them off.

Of course. Crimson Desert uses genAI art assets. They have zero disclosure about using genAI on their Steam page. www.reddit.com/r/CrimsonDes...

Man... Still not sure what to make of Crimson Desert but it's leaning more and more into "flush" territory. Too much going on yet next to nothing explained. Some pretty bad control decisions too. I'll give it more time but if it doesn't grab me after the next session, it's getting dropped.

Literally only about 45 minutes into Crimson Desert and so far this is the most Dragon's Dogma-ass game not actually named Dragon's Dogma. Unsure if I mean that derogatorily yet.

Oh no. The stuff we all thought was AI slop and a glorified "beauty filter" is, in fact, AI slop and a glorified beauty filter. youtu.be/D0EM1vKt36s

This is absolutely disgusting. variety.com/2026/film/ne...