If I see your name more than once in an AO3 kudos email, or if I see your name in multiple AO3 kudos emails, we're friends now. I am handing you a fruity drink. Now we're holding hands

there should be a law against being sick on a weekend

The real person behind this fake account

Have I looked up the cost of enough Rowan kidsilk haze to make something similar? I have $$$$

@thisbluegirl.bsky.social I love them youtu.be/Ka4eCoyWh7I?...

oh gosh

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state.

what is is that you Want, Junmyeonnie?

belly button.

Lee Taemin is very, very good at his job.

TAEMIN DO RISE

This is attempted murder (complimentary)

I have swum through the unclean waters of reddit, and I hadn't known that CGW was a lifelong family friend of Baekhyun's. It is SO EASY for someone you've known your whole life to take advantage of your trust. He made bad decisions? Probably. But very, very human ones. It has got to really suck.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

I think it's vitally important that everyone know that when baby bear cubs are orphaned and taken to our local wildlife center, they get fed and rehabbed by people masking their scent and wearing costumes like this so they don't get habituated to humans

This person really understands everything that I personally like about the Playboy choreo

🕯️wishing CBX a very brutal legal team🕯️

Sometimes dreams ain't great, y'all; in related news, it felt v important to log on here today to make sure Kai's okay

What is this framing? G-Dragon led the boy band BIGBANG which debuted only 2 years before SHINee, so they're also both "veteran singers" rude

like a popsicle

This gives me hope for Lucky One

Playing Olympic replays in the background while I work: "Oh, this is a men's event?" <skip>

Five jobs I've had: actor at a murder mystery dinner theater night guard at a college dorm receptionist/secretary at a dojo shop lackey at a bead store freelance editor

$40 an hour for someone with these kinds of qualifications is an insult on top of the whole existence of this "job"

We went conspiracy theorist on this morning's commute, when my dude remarked on the incredible timing of Lee Soo Man's noncompete clause ending so close to BoA's leaving SM

Art for humans, by humans.

love you @xiuchen4ever.bsky.social

May she thrive in her freedom

may you heal from that fic that got deleted before you downloaded it

Argh the photos from this couple of weeks are a Fic Idea That Won't Land argh

First gym workout of the year lasted exactly The War + BBH Good Morning

Just a bit of trivia: the phrase "fuck SMEnt" is 9 letters

I really enjoyed this book.

yep, still bi

Having one of those days when I'm wandering around beaming friendly love at everyone (except the obvious) Yes that includes you.

9 songs. Hex SM.

Wish I could give this sinus headache to the SM executives

😻

In my heart, the note reads "waiting for my hyungs"

SMEnt: strong on the sadomasochism, light on the entertainment

I definitely believe that is the expression Yixing woud wear if he had to work an office job

You guys, guess what my most-listened artist of the year was!

I dreamed that Lay was sad & needed hugging. Here's hoping this is just my brain processing The Cursèd Comeback & not an Emergency Yixing Signal beaming across the world

Did not expect Jongin to attempt to compete with this dog, the avatar of my exhaustion.

a problem-solver 👍

SM stop punishing this fluffy

it's that time again

The CBX haters in the EXO subreddit sure do have a lot of time to imperiously explain how extremely correct they are vs everyone else

Ya know what needs to make a big comeback? Guyliner

Pretty sure my voice is as obvious as a summer day is long