We went conspiracy theorist on this morning's commute, when my dude remarked on the incredible timing of Lee Soo Man's noncompete clause ending so close to BoA's leaving SM

Art for humans, by humans.

love you @xiuchen4ever.bsky.social

May she thrive in her freedom

may you heal from that fic that got deleted before you downloaded it

Argh the photos from this couple of weeks are a Fic Idea That Won't Land argh

First gym workout of the year lasted exactly The War + BBH Good Morning

Just a bit of trivia: the phrase "fuck SMEnt" is 9 letters

I really enjoyed this book.

yep, still bi

Having one of those days when I'm wandering around beaming friendly love at everyone (except the obvious) Yes that includes you.

9 songs. Hex SM.

Wish I could give this sinus headache to the SM executives

😻

In my heart, the note reads "waiting for my hyungs"

SMEnt: strong on the sadomasochism, light on the entertainment

I definitely believe that is the expression Yixing woud wear if he had to work an office job

You guys, guess what my most-listened artist of the year was!

I dreamed that Lay was sad & needed hugging. Here's hoping this is just my brain processing The Cursèd Comeback & not an Emergency Yixing Signal beaming across the world

Did not expect Jongin to attempt to compete with this dog, the avatar of my exhaustion.

a problem-solver 👍

SM stop punishing this fluffy

it's that time again

The CBX haters in the EXO subreddit sure do have a lot of time to imperiously explain how extremely correct they are vs everyone else

Ya know what needs to make a big comeback? Guyliner

Pretty sure my voice is as obvious as a summer day is long

CBX are the ones who keep apologizing to when SM needs to be on its knees groveling.

It's my nature to hope for the best, but if we don't get it: nobody can take EXO from me. I will still have the music/MVs/variety shows/etc. Even if they got scrubbed from the internet (they will not), I would still have my physical albums, photobooks, fics read/written, the friends I've made. 1/2

an excuse to listen to this song, you say? youtu.be/ukAvTZbnN94?...

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i write gay kpop rpf porn on company time

Thank you, beloved @xiuchen4ever.bsky.social, for the perfect remix!!

god DANGIT park chanyeol

Coincidentally, both the ebook & the audiobook I currently have from the library include main characters named Kai. #haunted

I absolutely howled with delight 🩷🩷

TODAY IS THE BIG DAY 🥳 In celebration of our dearest Chennie, we're officially opening R7 prompting! ❄️⚡️ Prompt Form: forms.gle/4sn4gpK9LomG...

"Kai is what happens when you cater to the female gaze with affection." is absolutely correct. Also 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Please, job, slow down I have reading to do 😿

I mean, I *did* write the first Soulmate Goose of Enforcement fic in the EXO fandom...

South Korean observers appear to understand America's political climate far better than like 98% of Americans.

This story feels like it’s going to have huge repercussions

6/8 is the best time signature

ISTG if that motherfucker in the white house & his repulsive little ratfucker Miller mess up my opportunity to see EXO in concert, I will be taking up some SERIOUS dark path witchcraft

may the aftermath of today's events on exoplanet be felt positively on ao3

check out those drumsticks 🍗

My delusion: that there is a version of the Cream Soda video with Kai in it / they had to re-film abruptly because of his surprise enlistment, and we'll get it upon Sehunnie's release

He sounds so good omg

Wow stab me why don't you?

thank gods for Chanyeol, otherwise today would be a complete wash

jfc