The phases of life - I entered witchcraft early but went back to vampire after a couple of years. Thank goodness I kept the pointy hat so I can use it now for my witchcraft return.

This staging is amazing youtu.be/WZWcnMLKPQY?...

sometimes it's too hot to deal & the only recourse is to v still & read your own fic

the "EXO is 9" and Chanyeol jokes write themselves

Dreaming of EXO again: found a cute/mysterious object, showed it to Jongin, who said "the answer to this is in the ocean, follow me!" My mother appeared & yelled "don't go, it's a trap!" but Dream Me, a wise & discerning person, sprinted down the dock & dove after him into the warm, welcoming water.

Last night I dreamed that a bunch of US college kids ran off with Junmyeon because they thought it would be funny to haze him. I ran after & they were waterboarding him with beer. I slapped the kids, yelled DO YOU WANT TO BE HERE, but then he turned into a cat, so I scooped him up and escaped.

"I just came back to read this again" is a *wonderful* comment

Hey I just wrote this fic archiveofourown.org/works/84278856

New Jeans playing at Smashburger, my dude is so excited

BEDTIME

1. Kai 2. Baekhyun 3. XG 4. Red Velvet 5. The Chieftans with Ashley MacIsaac 6. Loreena McKennitt 7. The first year of Lilith Fair 8. Violent Femmes 9. Garbage 10. Depeche Mode I love music, y'all.

life is at least a little beautiful idk

If I see your name more than once in an AO3 kudos email, or if I see your name in multiple AO3 kudos emails, we're friends now. I am handing you a fruity drink. Now we're holding hands

there should be a law against being sick on a weekend

The real person behind this fake account

Have I looked up the cost of enough Rowan kidsilk haze to make something similar? I have $$$$

@thisbluegirl.bsky.social I love them youtu.be/Ka4eCoyWh7I?...

oh gosh

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state.

what is is that you Want, Junmyeonnie?

belly button.

Lee Taemin is very, very good at his job.

TAEMIN DO RISE

This is attempted murder (complimentary)

I have swum through the unclean waters of reddit, and I hadn't known that CGW was a lifelong family friend of Baekhyun's. It is SO EASY for someone you've known your whole life to take advantage of your trust. He made bad decisions? Probably. But very, very human ones. It has got to really suck.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

I think it's vitally important that everyone know that when baby bear cubs are orphaned and taken to our local wildlife center, they get fed and rehabbed by people masking their scent and wearing costumes like this so they don't get habituated to humans

This person really understands everything that I personally like about the Playboy choreo

🕯️wishing CBX a very brutal legal team🕯️

Sometimes dreams ain't great, y'all; in related news, it felt v important to log on here today to make sure Kai's okay

What is this framing? G-Dragon led the boy band BIGBANG which debuted only 2 years before SHINee, so they're also both "veteran singers" rude

like a popsicle

This gives me hope for Lucky One

Playing Olympic replays in the background while I work: "Oh, this is a men's event?" <skip>

Five jobs I've had: actor at a murder mystery dinner theater night guard at a college dorm receptionist/secretary at a dojo shop lackey at a bead store freelance editor

$40 an hour for someone with these kinds of qualifications is an insult on top of the whole existence of this "job"

We went conspiracy theorist on this morning's commute, when my dude remarked on the incredible timing of Lee Soo Man's noncompete clause ending so close to BoA's leaving SM

Art for humans, by humans.

love you @xiuchen4ever.bsky.social

May she thrive in her freedom

may you heal from that fic that got deleted before you downloaded it

Argh the photos from this couple of weeks are a Fic Idea That Won't Land argh

First gym workout of the year lasted exactly The War + BBH Good Morning

Just a bit of trivia: the phrase "fuck SMEnt" is 9 letters

I really enjoyed this book.

yep, still bi

Having one of those days when I'm wandering around beaming friendly love at everyone (except the obvious) Yes that includes you.

9 songs. Hex SM.

Wish I could give this sinus headache to the SM executives