🕯️wishing CBX a very brutal legal team🕯️

Sometimes dreams ain't great, y'all; in related news, it felt v important to log on here today to make sure Kai's okay

What is this framing? G-Dragon led the boy band BIGBANG which debuted only 2 years before SHINee, so they're also both "veteran singers" rude

like a popsicle

This gives me hope for Lucky One

Playing Olympic replays in the background while I work: "Oh, this is a men's event?" <skip>

Five jobs I've had: actor at a murder mystery dinner theater night guard at a college dorm receptionist/secretary at a dojo shop lackey at a bead store freelance editor

$40 an hour for someone with these kinds of qualifications is an insult on top of the whole existence of this "job"

We went conspiracy theorist on this morning's commute, when my dude remarked on the incredible timing of Lee Soo Man's noncompete clause ending so close to BoA's leaving SM

Art for humans, by humans.

love you @xiuchen4ever.bsky.social

May she thrive in her freedom

may you heal from that fic that got deleted before you downloaded it

Argh the photos from this couple of weeks are a Fic Idea That Won't Land argh

First gym workout of the year lasted exactly The War + BBH Good Morning

Just a bit of trivia: the phrase "fuck SMEnt" is 9 letters

I really enjoyed this book.

yep, still bi

Having one of those days when I'm wandering around beaming friendly love at everyone (except the obvious) Yes that includes you.

9 songs. Hex SM.

Wish I could give this sinus headache to the SM executives

😻

In my heart, the note reads "waiting for my hyungs"

SMEnt: strong on the sadomasochism, light on the entertainment

I definitely believe that is the expression Yixing woud wear if he had to work an office job

You guys, guess what my most-listened artist of the year was!

I dreamed that Lay was sad & needed hugging. Here's hoping this is just my brain processing The Cursèd Comeback & not an Emergency Yixing Signal beaming across the world

Did not expect Jongin to attempt to compete with this dog, the avatar of my exhaustion.

a problem-solver 👍

SM stop punishing this fluffy

it's that time again

The CBX haters in the EXO subreddit sure do have a lot of time to imperiously explain how extremely correct they are vs everyone else

Ya know what needs to make a big comeback? Guyliner

Pretty sure my voice is as obvious as a summer day is long

CBX are the ones who keep apologizing to when SM needs to be on its knees groveling.

It's my nature to hope for the best, but if we don't get it: nobody can take EXO from me. I will still have the music/MVs/variety shows/etc. Even if they got scrubbed from the internet (they will not), I would still have my physical albums, photobooks, fics read/written, the friends I've made. 1/2

an excuse to listen to this song, you say? youtu.be/ukAvTZbnN94?...

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i write gay kpop rpf porn on company time

Thank you, beloved @xiuchen4ever.bsky.social, for the perfect remix!!

god DANGIT park chanyeol

Coincidentally, both the ebook & the audiobook I currently have from the library include main characters named Kai. #haunted

I absolutely howled with delight 🩷🩷

TODAY IS THE BIG DAY 🥳 In celebration of our dearest Chennie, we're officially opening R7 prompting! ❄️⚡️ Prompt Form: forms.gle/4sn4gpK9LomG...

"Kai is what happens when you cater to the female gaze with affection." is absolutely correct. Also 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Please, job, slow down I have reading to do 😿

I mean, I *did* write the first Soulmate Goose of Enforcement fic in the EXO fandom...

South Korean observers appear to understand America's political climate far better than like 98% of Americans.

This story feels like it’s going to have huge repercussions

6/8 is the best time signature