"camera" folder of gallery currently goes - skibidi toilet halloween costume - my boobs - cool river i forgot was near my house - "calories count" on the front of a vending machine - hat it is a great time to be alive

dunno when this became a Photographing Shit I Find Funny In Stores account but boy do i love doing such a thing

sure, why not. who wouldn't want to dress up as this

it's just another entrance to the ride

why do they have to call it this

first time at spirit halloween

it is important that i stay alive and wake up tomorrow because i need to know what the sun looks like every day. he's rather fashionable

sun was nice this morning

@chrisavt.bsky.social this one reminded me of you, good job

Social Media Urge but algorithms are actually shit for me these days twitter shows me people killing themselves and youtube explains to me why I should kill myself. where did all the minecraft mod reviews go

fortunately it doesn't seem i Can locate most discord friend accounts. i am in a tumblr society and have already spilled blood on my tumblr account it's so over

*wii sports guy voice* Gay Sex !

i should probably.. like.. actually let people In Here so the account fulfills the point of "optional window to my thoughts if people care about what i'm doing" but last time i tried that i had my personality flanderized to utter nonsense

i am So Close.

this morning i woke up and said "tomorrow i will eat cake" and lo and behold i discovered the last slice of cake has Disappeared. though i suppose it is less disappointing to be informed of today, rather than saturday evening when i originally Planned to eat it

something wicked this way comes

yep i still don't make good layouts. whatever

oh That was the password to this account. what's

men would rather watch foreign cartoons for little girls than go to therapy

egomaniac demanding praises like a deity x guy who misinterprets their request and praises them like a bottom inste

i think it's real funny that the only part of the day i look forward to is the part where i get to sleep and then i finally get to lay down and my body keeps me awake for an additional 4 to 20 hours before i can

My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.

I think the thing about "practicing" when it comes to any sort of skill is that people often talk about it as if it takes place in a hyperbolic time stasis chamber instead of a physical activity that takes up whatever precious free time you might have while also wearing down your body

whew! time for a nice 8 hours of sleep! i say as a vivid daydream opens, my heart starts pounding, every bit of sound gets louder, and the hallway light brightens for the next 6 hours. when will i learn

i only know 3 things about moomin and here’s two of them #castleofnations

i lijke girls

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.

Thirsty

i'm normal until i'm looking up youtube searches like "how to tie a tie", "how to walk in heels", "how to boil an egg", "how to apply eyeshadow" then i remember how much of a cryptid i am to society

i'm cooked if anyone else i know finds this account how do i even explain half of the shit on here

i lied i fear. a psychiatrist hate to see me comin

Just sayin’

after a few days of smashing and a lot of passing i've concluded that my taste in fictional character amounts to "just a chill guy who lowkey faces the horrors"

i'm not mentally ill anymore guys. demure december starts NOW!!!

I just lost a dramatic battle with a chocolate coffee cake.

i hate accidentally typing "~" instead of "!" at the end of sentences... makes me feel like im an evil love interest in bad fanfiction

pausing in the middle of writing the sentence "somebody's feeling a bit whorish" as i finally soak in the horror that i have not said a single sane thing on this platform

“i sure hope i am Mindful and Cutesy today :))” WRONG. LIMERENCE LOBOTOMY!! !! 🏹💝💘💘💞💓💘💘💓💞💝💝💝💞💘💞💝💓💝💝💞💞💝💓💘💝💞💓💘💝💓

a lot of our gardeners forgot to keep watering us, a lot of us remain sprouts forever

Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no

I put the gun against the thing that's stopping me #pixelart #art #space #blue #orange #porterrobins #SMILE:D

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh