Born and raised in… huh?

Smart plugs that log your reps, measure tightness and then give an end-of-the-year anal recap. We call the brand Slopify

Why is americas brand of Christianity so toxic?

Ski Day!

I don’t have a twink era, but I’m about to enter my bull era.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

What marks the difference between Nickelodeon watchers and Cartoon Network viewers?

And I meant to add here, but I ran out of room: weight is made in the kitchen; strength is made in the gym; stamina is made from cardio. No exercise in the world can outrun a diet that doesn’t support your goals.

Now that I have your attention 😜 I'm hosting a pup social on December 20th at Lumber Yard from 4-8pm in Seattle. If you're in the area, come hang out. I might let you rub my belly 😉

The brics and the trade in SLC better be rdy

Also, tonight I got my first Daddy feeling so a boy can learn

Meanwhile, getting more later ;)))

Hold please

update…

me rn

*GULP*

Spermin

Something something #fcf

Can we have a sword fight?

I’ve been personally attacked

Fresssssh

What a great headline

Ever wonder what your coaches do when the game is over and the lights are out?...🏈 COACH GETS COACHED ft. @hotdadventures.bsky.social drops tomorrow night and here's a sneak peak at what your coaches have been up to. Big Woof 😈😈

Ugh, 6am calls are the worst.

Dad is looking nice af ;)

File Name: pile-o-cookies.eat

Boooooonk.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

"The full history of Sundance—its successes and failures and the role that Redford himself played in both—is a story for another day, but the idea here was sound, the hope he had was pure. And the impact? Undeniable." www.thebulwark.com/p/robert-red...

hi

Stroking for a bit in a beautiful man … #Humpday

@bowserbanks.bsky.social love watching you get pounded.

Happy Friday, bro

Wanted to share a few photos of my recent shoot with the incredibly handsome @bostonotter.bsky.social. Thank you for being my beach pin up model. You can see the full set on my IG!

BEAR days

In addition to cocktails yesterday, there were some tactile elements … #fursday

A few shots of my recent shoot I did with my friend @spiff.bsky.social Was super excited to be the pinup himbo of his “Summer Beach” photoshoot So many more awesome and hot photos to share with yall 🥰

Do Mariah Carey’s fans get off on that they think she thinks that she hates them?

@queerpractice.bsky.social the posts you can come up with are so freaking brilliant

@jackstrokespdx.bsky.social is a very good boy.

My brain is already wanting to be back in bed

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. -Frederick Douglas

Foreskin? Nah. It’s a 𝒻𝓁𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒮𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓇

Happy birthday to my amazing adorable yote. Love you so much @flairyote.bsky.social. ❤️ 📷 by @pupjarrad.bsky.social at the @fetchnw.com cruise last weekend. ^^

Ah my favorite travel buddy’s work @stevenrobertphotog.bsky.social 💕

@meatydatabear.bsky.social is an excellent model