Oh god I thought the bear had come for Hank Marvin for a sec

And Andrew Tate, who DID get his shit mixed,

Momentous… and just like the first CAPS pull on a Cirrus, the proving of the Autoland concept is in the ability to save even one life. More details to come from the King Air landing at KBJC on Saturday afternoon. avbrief.com/autoland-sav...

Brb gonna get myself absolutely covered in testicles like a biblically accurate television doctor

So wtf is a cross of valour

This shit has to just work for me now - I used to enjoy tinkering with computer setups but several years running the it in a medium-size office has cauterised that out of my very soul

I feel like these records meant more when it was things like “greatest number of billiard balls in a man’s mouth”

Agadoo doo doo

Paul Verhoeven was a prophet - fascist dystopia, suiciding robots and, uh, showgirls

Why is he sitting in front of The Goodies’ computer

No, I’m pretty sure Smeagol was one of the Banana Splits

The West Australian being The West Australian, very West Australianly

Use grok and get a perfect vulgar roast every time

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25 AUS

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, Charlie Brown

“Tough on henchmen, tough on the causes of henchmen”

Oh there’s always Johnny Worsfold behind me (mouth trumpet sound) Wherever I go Johnny still finds me (mouth trumpet sound)

Vance watching Trump beaming at Mamdani

Is it a “power stance” or chair humping? You be the judge

This is probably my biggest problem with Australian politics - that a politician can stroll away without consequence after saying the sort of lies that would cause me to lose my livelihood

“Avagoodweekend, Mr Walker”

Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!

Uh ok

“Avagoodweekend, Mr Walker”

Waiting at the chemist and the older bloke at the counter just mentioned Anthony Fauci, that’s always a good sign

He looked into the core

Not even John Le Carré took this shit seriously, you know

The romance of the Jet Set …

*vinyl scratch sound* YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO *chariot crash sound* OZYMANDIAS FM *camel honks* WHERE WE GOT LONE AND LEVEL SANDS *sneeze* AND A SHATTERED VISAGE OF ROCK, ROCK AND MORE ROCK *rock crumbles* THIS AIN'T YOUR PHARAOH'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts, played on an oud*

*vinyl scratch sound* YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO *chariot crash sound* OZYMANDIAS FM *camel honks* WHERE WE GOT LONE AND LEVEL SANDS *sneeze* AND A SHATTERED VISAGE OF ROCK, ROCK AND MORE ROCK *rock crumbles* THIS AIN'T YOUR PHARAOH'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts, played on an oud*

Thursday.

Next time someone decides to start up about a fucking band shirt bsky.app/profile/rose...

Adam Root shortlisted for the global Earthshot Prize after he built a unique design for filters that remove microplastics from water, from his mother-in-law's dining table. A lovely bit of news. British ingenuity at the service of good. ~AA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“Don’t thank me, thank the earth’s gravitational pull!”

Listen to this and tell me it’s not a Depeche Mode b-side

“You can’t park there mate”

The jet set, baby

“Come out ye black and tans” in a Donald Duck voice

Gotta play Civ again

This could be an Empire Of The Sun b-side

“Australia’s quietest cockatoo is running out of trees. We have betrayed its gentle curiosity | Joseph Earp” https://www.theguardian.com/environment/commentisfree/2025/sep/17/australian-bird-of-the-year-2025-glossy-black-cockatoo-losing-habitat-trees

Carthago Delenda Est!

@tmbg.bsky.social it’s downhill from here lads

Jamming pistachios into a mars bar and calling it Dubai chocolate

They can police plagiarism next

Art for art’s sake *clong* *clong* *clong* *clong* 🎶

Checking in on this guy, hope he made it out

“I am now a Lulu superfan and want her to adopt me” is a hell of a line