I had a fun week consisting of filming the interview everyone seems to be talking about…

Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.

Canada and Mexico should team up and invade America. Trust me: everyone will be friendlier, you’ll get universal healthcare, and the best food. Just an idea…

Democrats should give an insurrection a go, it’s a real election winner.

Obligatory holiday selfie…

Hmmm, yeah thanks…just what I never wanted…

Remind me, who won WW2?

Tell me, does Batman still smell?

"Anora"...the version of "Pretty Woman" I wanted. Fantastic film.

Enhance Speech on Adobe Premiere Pro sounds like muffled shit... FACT!

America continues it’s mission to kill each other..

Own the libs, get polio.

I saw a guy driving a big ute with a "Go Woke, Go Broke" bumper sticker. I really wanted to converse with him and inquire whether he could name me an actual company that went broke from going woke, but he was already rage-yelling at me for glancing in his direction. Ho Ho Ho...merry xmas.

All of my clients, eight of them, have told me they'll pay their overdue invoices on the Christmas Eve pay-run.... yeah thanks. Everyone get out of my way on Christmas Eve. I've got all my shopping to do in one afternoon/evening.

Only just discovered Lola Young. Holy moly… what a talent. “Messy” has just sealed the deal as my fave song of 2024.

QUESTION: what’s the best app for learning a new language? I’m looking to learn a bit of Japanese before a trip in July.

Showed my 14-year-old “The Warriors” last night… yes, he dug it.

Anytime someone posts an article about Trump, I’m just leaving the comment “never heard of him” just to piss off MAGA boomers.

Just caught up on this mornings Formula 1 and am wondering at what point will all the other teams petition the organisers to ban Lance Stroll. Here’s an absolute danger to everyone on the track!

I can hear the hosts of Fox News heads exploding from Australia. #biden #hunterbiden #pardon

Because…fuck them!

Any Sydney camo's out there know where I can get my Sony FX6 serviced????

What Star Wars fan didn’t want this for Xmas back in the 1970s?!

Can someone explain to me why people have Bluesky accounts using fake or made up names??? Own your opinion, or don’t write it.

Do you think some people are born without a sense of humour or is it taught in some super dull school???

It’s funny, you never hear much about Brexit these days. How’d it all go?

Just took my 14-year-old to the cops for using Snapchat, left him there and told them to throw away the key. Now that's responsible parenting!!!! #auspol #SocialMediaBan

I guess it's that time of the year when I have to unsubscribe to seven thousand email and SMS lists I never signed up to in the first place.

This social media ban is just a group of parents passing the buck on their parental responsibilities. As a parent of a 14-year-old gamer, I’ve always had an open dialogue about the highs and lows of having an online presence, do the same!!

I've watched enough American movies and TV shows to understand that he's a rich white male, so he's allowed to absolutely anything he likes.

HE HAS AN ONLINE UNIVERSITY????? WHO THE HELL IS ENROLLING???? #CAPSLOCKCRAZY

Post you from a different era 2004, Hue, Vietnam

The latest video I filmed for a client got 4.5million views… wild!!!

Could’ve just ended at “hate”… “Peter Dutton wants you to hate.” Because that wins elections.

THE RIGHT: Why is everyone picking on us? Why wont they let us do illegal stuff? Cancel culture!! Cancel Culture! THE LEFT: Rolls their eyes...

Am I the only one who hates impressions? I just find them super cringey and downright annoying.

Trump handed Biden a pandemic and a decimated economy. Biden says “hold my beer, you’re getting WW3 motherfucker!”

I’m into Season 4 of “Money Heist” and am not sure I’m liking it that much anymore. I’m thinking it should’ve ended at the end of Season 2.

CLIENT: Help, I need an urgent edit done. ME: Sure, send me the files. TWO DAYS LATER... CLIENT: I need the edit straight away!!! ME: Um, okay... can you send me the files ? ONE DAY LATER... CLIENT: WHERE'S MY VIDEO??? Still no files.

Wait, your blood isn’t supposed to boil and you’re not meant to lose faith in humankind every time you open a social media platform??!!!

What a shit fight!

If you have to pick fighters double your age to fight you then you’re already a loser.

Anyone else just want to see both of those fuckheads spontaneously explode on first punch?

A bit late to it but hooley dooley “Money Heist” is a cracking show. Not good for my anxiety/stress levels though. No spoilers, I’ve only just finished Season One!

There appears to be a flurry activity happening on here lately… wonder what happened?!

I just don’t get this whole Christmas thing. Why have it every year??

The Holdovers…just brilliant. A great 1960s/70s movie for 2023.

Water is also a gateway drug…

Did you know you’ll die if you open a crisp packet the wrong way round? FACT.