It's awful when it happens. He once had one directly on the tip of his nose.

💊 All of you should play a REAL video game sometime, like Barbie Horse Adventure, not whatever garbage is out in current year.

"Cool story, I guess."

"Me but with women."

💊 This is just Kaneda, and I love how accurate that is.

Real.

"If you don't stop, I'm gonna blush. And the only pink that looks good on me is polo shirts."

"Every day is win-win for me, because I have you, Yams."

💊 I swear to god I'ma lose my mind if I see another person wearing a hoodie in this 90 degree weather today.

"Hell yeah, you do! You're fine as hell, honestly."

"Not me. I get to do this, and my actual job is messing around with motorcycles. I'm winning every day I'm still breathing."

"And they're awesome, regardless."

"What part, lifting you or saying I love the job?" He's just easily holding her up in his arms. No sweat.

💊 Not on this episode yet (won't be for a while) but can happily say I'm currently watching Kakuranger

ㅤ⠀𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒, 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮． ⠀﹕❝ 𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ❞﹕ ㅤ READ BEFORE INTERACTING. LEWD / NSFW PORTRAYAL. MINORS / LIMITLESS / TABOO DNI. ( ♡ + ↻ )

One more kiss, then he lifted Illyana off of her feet in a big hug. "I love this job."

"Happy to provide, darling."

"Please tell me you have extra." He definitely wants some, now that he saw it.

"I'm not from around here and I mind my business most of the time."

Big, ear-to-ear grin as he plants several more kisses all over her face.

"Potentially."

"I'll note that for the future."

"You know I'd pay double anyway. Kissing you is awesome."

💊 Cool, now let us have images and videos in the DMs

"There you go. I've paid the tax."

the sun in his smile.

Leaning in, forehead smooch. And now all is right with the world.

"If your girl isn't down to shake some ass in the lighting aisle of Home Depot, regrettably, she may not be the one for you."

"Better be. I haven't given you a smooch yet."

Tossing her a can of mocha coffee. "Wake your ass up!"

💊 bsky really needs to fix the fact that if you block someone after they follow you, they're not removed from your followers if you unblock

"Is it fair to yourself not to?"

💊 For fuck's sake, man. I'm deadass bout to start using the mute button on here, cause I swear to god.

He has headphones on, so y'all don't hear it, but he is fucking jamming right now. youtu.be/9p8-feOC1gM?...

He has several!

💊 Time to reset the clock on shilling! Please watch the Garo tokusatsu shows. They have magical knights in sick wolf armor that fight monsters born from negative human emotions and music by JAM Project. There are also three different anime, if that's more your speed.

💊 Bout to go home and play Front Mission 2 Remake.

💊 Omg she calls him KanKan. I'm not crying, you're crying.

Just getting in a quick morning jog~

How is it possible that she looks flawless in the gym?

"Me."

💊 Catching a Tim Curry Pennywise line on my TL completely by coincidence is why the internet was made. God bless.

"Get one of those airbrushed wizard paintings, like you'd see on the sdides of an old van. Those are freaking sweet."

❛ 𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱, 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘱 ! ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡ + ↻

💊 AND I'M JAJVERT

"Always got time to play with you, gorgeous."

A glimpse into a certain kind of bliss... #seductivesunday

He might be a morning person now.

Melon soda and a big plate of fried rice with pork. Good vibe.