Kobolds are the cutest creatures ever. If you don't have one, then get one. You will not be disappointed. I love mine till the end of time, and then on. That's just a fact now :3

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I have been laid off from my job. My car has a nonfunctioning transmission. My bicycle has a flat tire. I have no transportation, and the state just denied me unemployment benefits. I can't find work that I can get to, and can't get to the work that I can find. What the fuck can I even do???

Banished to the yip realm, you will be yipped at forever

[Vorethoughts] Being eaten by a stranger or random monster is nowhere near as satisfying as being eaten by someone you're close with/fond of. There's giving in because you're trapped with no hope of escape, and then there's giving in because you don't -want- to escape. I-if that makes any sense. 💦

Being a gay little creature thing is my favorite pastime

Big, vorny and wholesome derg at your service. This time helping with @roobin.bsky.social's mood >w< A lil gift :) #3 Day 334

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sleeping in a hammock and covering with a warm blanket is the best way to sleep. just close you eyes and imagine the inside of my favorite belly, subtly swaying as the pred rocks you to sleep. bliss achieved.

~pov~ a kobold pops into existence and yips at you, then immediately picks up a rock and swallows it. what do you do?

pear shaped dragons . that have the tail smoothly connect to their tummy. fuck. yes.

Like and repost if you feel a sense of connection with your sona species that makes you happy when you think about it. I love being a silly deer on the internet~

Do NOT get near my hands with teeth. I was bitten by a groundhog once, it left a scar INSIDE my finger. I can't clap without causing pain. Unless your teeth are big enough that I can grip them, please stay away. (close friends and loved ones need not heed this, I trust you all beyond measure)

~pov~ You wake up in a crypt, completely surrounded by massive snakes. You see a sign ahead of you that reads "DO NOT FEED THE SNAKES" but the word "NOT" has been scratched out.

~pov~ You're out hiking and end up getting chased by a bear. You run straight into a tree, but the bear doesn't get you. You look up, and it's actually the foreleg of a large dragon. Before you can thank them, they grab you in their maw and swallow, then say "You'll be safer in my stomach."

~pov~ you get swallowed by a macro furry who is also a belly dancer. stomach = ultimate massage/bouncy castle? (take your pick I suppose)

Word limits are bullshit. I can't even say all I want to say because of the effing word limit.

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I really hate it when someone shows up to help, but has no clue how to help so they just start "helping" without getting any direction first. Thanks guy, your "help" just made twice as much work and ruined my day. Great job. -w-

Dragon that calls his belly your new home. Spending day after day inside, only coming out on occasion to stretch and have some fun vefore being tucked right back in again.

If you refuse to tolerate me at my worst then you will never get to see me at my best

www.yahoo.com/news/article... Major breakthrough in the pursuit of stable nuclear fusion. This is a pretty big deal

I would eat the bunny. if you know me though, you know that bunny would be perfectly okay, would be wrapped up in belly snuggles until further notice :3

Cracker Barrel. What the $&@# are you thinking?!?!

Sometimes when I go to speak, my vocal chords forget what we're doing and only air and silence comes out while I uselessly flap my lips.

@larkthekobold.bsky.social this looks like something you would enjoy playing.

I've never played Deltarune or its predecessor Undertale (please don't hit me) but I very much dig this artwork and the art style. Very well done, I needn't be a fan to appreciate the skill.

A mesmerizing time-lapse of the Sun in ultraviolet light, captured by the Solar Dynamics Observatory spacecraft over the course of a month.

Hot take - vore doesnt always have to end with a "bad end" You could just simply not be digested. You could be digested but remain sentient inside the pred's mind You could become sentient pudge In short, you could become something else but always reform in time No form is forever~ Even pudge~♡

I lost a friend over the weekend, another name added to the list of fallen friends. My sober date is in 3 days, and I feel like having a drink right now. I'm not okay.

I despise being intelligent in a system run by morons. Being spoken to like you're an idiot, by an idiot, is rather degrading.

I was hit by a falling tree while on the job once. Due to the way it fell, I was not crushed, but I did break 3 ribs and get a nasty concussion. I took 3 days to walk off the concussion, then got back to work with three ribs still broken.

Hate what I have to say if you want. Being a content creator is not a career. Get an actual job that matters, and make content on the side as a hobby. Life is not a game, and a lot of us are just trying to survive. Fantasy is great, but it doesn't pay the mortgage or put food on the table.

These next two years need to go by as fast as possible. I am on the verge of losing what sanity remains if I don't find an escape from the madness. I feel like I've locked myself into a box full of sharp objects because I saw something pretty inside that I wasn't allowed to have yet.

Zoom in on the Andromeda Galaxy with Hubble. What looks like a smudge of light to the unaided eye is actually a vast galaxy containing an estimated 1 trillion stars. Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA

In loving memory of Moshu 🍎

Cheetahs don't roar, they meow and purr like house cats. Credit: africansafarimovie/yt

Who doesn't love pizza~ #vore

I hate the imbalance of emotions in my mind. Despise it with every fiber of my being. My god damned overly sensitive heart causes nothing but turmoil in my life and the lives of those I love. Sometimes I wonder if you all would have been better off without me. I'm sorry for the trouble I cause.