This statement makes perfect sense. Trump works for the oil companies, not you. How much did you bribe him with? See how this works?

Trump spokesCartman Stephen Cheung, seen here trying to remember what happened to his soul.

Only six months for sexually assaulting a 12 year old child. A TWELVE YEAR OLD. What the fuck is wrong with this judge?

He paid Nepo Kushmer $2 Billion so he's gonna get his money's worth.

Apparently he stole four steaks.

God is a pervert? Well, MAGA God certainly is.

January 6th domestic terrorists are 75,000 times more likely to commit crimes than immigrants.

What a pathetic pile of shit. American heroes are dying because this giant pussy snowflake can't accept the FACT he got his ass kicked by Joe Biden in 2020.

The only job he is less qualified for than the one he has now. If he gets elected I'm moving to Italy. Maybe New Zealand.

Booger Esiason needs to shut his ignorant un-American pie hole.

Beshear 2028 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttaB...

ICE would have assassinated Jesus.

I wonder who the father is?

Totally stable genius.

Fuck Bill Maher

Apparently, Polis is considering ending his career in Democratic politics. www.huffpost.com/entry/colora...

This was a heist.

TOTALLY Stable Genius

Grandpa Rapey McBonespurs is off his meds again.

Thoughts?

DO NOT SHOW TO THE CHILDREN It is my sad duty to report that Santa's parachute did not deploy. A sad day for the World.

BREAKING NEWS: Jake Crapper awakes from eleven month coma.

On this Giving Tuesday help fight ALS and support it's victims. Teamfrosty07.org

I'm starting a Go Fund Me to build a large courthouse in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania. I think it'll be a fitting location. Who's in?

Go Navy!

This photo?

Trump hates this photo of him. Definitely don't share it far and wide today.

Firing Disney owned Hulu immediately. I haven't finished The Bear yet. Don’t fucking care. Bankrupt all trumpcuck cowards.

Human(?) anal fissure.

This very well may have been an act of domestic terrorism. This cowardly murderers YouTube "manifesto" will shed light on this. Yet, after MAGAt assassin Vance Boelter murdered a Democratic lawmakers and her family and attempted to murder another, these charges have not been filed against him.

Slow news day.

TACO!

Little Diaper Donny needs a ketchup cleanup on aisle Epstein.

He's clearly on ongoing IV medication. He lies about everything, including his health.

don't share this photo

RIP Bill Moyers. Simply one of the best.

Apparently the TV show The Big Bang Theory created a fake Nobel Prize for a character who won it on the show. Can we just ask them to give the fake to Donny Taco in the hope he'll just go away and STFU?

Yes. The GOP.

Happy Barak Obama Appreciation Day!

GOP Spokesliar Scott Jennings and Caitlyn Jenner are the surprise couple of the summer!

Everyone should post this, Tramp would hate it☺️