Any other anxiety ridden, beta blocker taking, lifters on here wanna let me know if creatine will knock me dead??? Genuinely need to know lol

Kylie Minogue Friday into Three Penny Opera at BAM Saturday is a wild combo. Weekend of Arts and Culture ™️

Rlllllyyyyy gooning for this lentil soup I made tonight 🫰🏼

Subby af bc a large portion of my job since I was like 24 is bossing around men twice my age lol

Begging native to stop making shit that smells like donuts???? Please I just want a nice body wash that’s like idk bergamot or something not krispy kreme????

Sooooo much I wish I could say about this season of project runway but I literally Cannot

This week is just gonna feel like 10,000 yrs no matter what huh

Top 10 most miserable day awards, do notttttt know how Im gonna get through to 10:30PM tonight

@qhristalmighty.bsky.social and I going to animal at 2pm on a sunday

in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people

Fellas, is it gay to feel real dumb and bad and pathetic?

Once a gay guy confirms you are also gay they willlll be showing you pictures of the “hand towels” in their bear themed bathroom that are actually american apparel briefs. Loveeee community

Every morning I come in, open my laptop, and have a spooky little pop up from vectorworks that’s like “3507 minutes have passed since you backed up this file”. Yeah, I know it’s been like 2 days you don’t have to say it so scary though

Really need SNAPCHAT to stop EMAILING me when someone I haven’t spoken to since high school adds something to their story (I do not use it I just refuse to delete)

Step out of my apartment and someone is BLASTING my immortal in their car outside…that bad huh?

But we do have new sink now!

@qhristalmighty.bsky.social is getting in drag downstairs and I am…..plumbing

“Tap to imagine with AI” absolutely fuckin not wtf are we doing yall…

The beeping has increased frequency UUGGHHHHHHH let me be COMFY

Showered, changed the bed to gorgeous, crisp, clean, fresh linen sheets, got in bed ready to GO and now one of our fire alarms has a low battery and is beeping occasionally. If this shit keeps me up tonight I swear to GOD

The most bearface you’ll ever get from me, I promise

Soooo sorry but I’m not fucking anyone who lives in Secaucus lmao

The betrayal I feel when a Hot Pocket ™️ is, in fact, extremely hot should be studied

Dad maxing today fr

Passed by an excavating business in Jersey today called “Fisted Dove”. Tf they doin over there

Almost missed tummy Tuesday so sorry

Not to be fuckin rude but sometimes you do just have to stare at dudes on the subway making DISASTROUS aesthetic choices to know What Not To Do

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, by far the most important part of lifting is flexing at yourself in the mirror after

Switched to light mode real quick and I am already taking psychic damage

Just ate a slice that was pep and mushroom. Ninja turtles ass pizza

Really wild that they would even have “skip intro” as an option for new white lotus, wtf do you think this is??? Be so serious

Just made @qhristalmighty.bsky.social bolt cutter off my lock because it hassss indeed been jammed (probably from salt water) since Miami whoops. I’m freeeeeee heheehehe

Yes I did just have an almond croissant, that’s so crazy, why do you ask?

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

V much enjoyed witnessing @qhristalmighty.bsky.social watch their first full football game. The main takeaway was we both need Dickerson BAD. GO BIRDS 🦅

Extremely gay day going to 2 sex stores and picking up hormones lol

Nothing better than a sandwich on a baguette so crispy, it slices the shit out of your mouth. Worth it every time

Tops look so stupid with an Apple Watch

I love Beers 💛

Just how I like my cereal, full of loads

At least one bear spotted in Miami Beach this past weekend 🐻😛🌴

My absolute favorite thing on set is when ppl ask someone to “switch to 2” on walkie to have a more private convo about something and I also switch just to get the scoop. It is almost never interesting but ya gotta do it for the thrill you know

✂️ for the beach

Straight gooners….what a scary concept I had not rly considered

Perhaps it wasn’t actually the ideal time to stretch my septum when I have a cold, am working constantly, and it’s freezing out

Who up stretching they holes? (6g septum baybeeee I defeated the fucking dragon)

I did not in fact get to nap in the dumb little phone booth thing but I am home, it is 4AM, and I only have to work again at 9AM woooooooo 🤪

Being held back from the brink of insanity by a tropical mix sprite and a tropical mix sprite only