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you know that feel when you doing something mundane + suddenly wish you were a rapper cause you been narrating yr actions in your head but immediately have those aspirational dreams dashed when you realize “drying pillowcases on the kitchen cabinets” is actually a terrible lyric

this app

I need some new press photos to remind you all that i’m a fun guy who can really party

Good luck out there

me too

Does anyone understand the tone of this app yet 👻

on the usefulness of the useless

I can’t even find anyone on here where are you all. There should be thousands

promo copy for every new party these days sounding like annoying instagram ads for free to play mobile adventure games smdh

So sick

nobody texts @sard-tek.bsky.social at 3am like me…no one is even coming close right now as far as I know…n o one is bothering him at 3am like me

xiaohongshu

New steed. 1997 nylon string guitar roms have entered the motherfucking building

A small thing in light of this shitty news, but it would be lovely if today were the day this GoFundMe for TWIN PEAKS actor Carel Struycken and his wife, who lost their home in the Eaton Fire, reached its target www.gofundme.com/f/support-ca...

rip to a real one who left enough to keep us all happily befuddled til we join him ❤️🕊️

I dont feel much when famous people die but holy shit not Lynch :(((

you guys. you guys. the new Blu-ray master of I Love Lucy. you guys. (all credit to @w0wmd on Twitter: x.com/w0wmd/status...)

i know, right? all my homies prefer the laid back Keynesianism of sophistipop

if you find yourself in some conversational situation with family, friends or strangers today, perhaps around a dark and arcane ritual feast, and someone is pushing you to explain your opinions, this is all you need to do

micro sd cards are too small and often the same color as the cracks in the floor they fall into. imo things have gone too far. bring these back

Orcas are wearing salmon hats again, we good

Love thrift store music digging: life really is like a box of chocolates, u never know what ya gonna get 🤪 Personally very down with this combo, it’s staying like this in the collection lol. (Its all 🔥 in this case) Anyway always remember to look inside 🌀💫🐚

We can’t afford not to switch to 4 day work weeks

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

A tale of 2 covfefes. GM

where are the posts on here

Sunset w the homies

Fully forgot I had signed up for this whatsup gang

damn.

new shoes 😎☺️

where are the posts on here

Went to a concert tonight and saw something remarkable. The show was finished — it was over — but then the audience clapped and cheered so much that the performers came back onstage and played a couple more songs. I was moved to tears

hello world