“This mall sure is dying!” Shut up.

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We are being made a mockery of. This is unacceptable. Just because a gambling addict always keeps running. Despite the difficulties he poses, business is still good.

We are willing to offer an award for anyone willing to find this pest and bring him to us. Find him. I’ll make it worth your time.

Eunoia should be satisfied with our increase in activity.

Anyone know any good places to hide? - 🍀

//was looking for a funny gif to post with the tenor gif searcher on bsky and all i put in was mafioso. My day has gotten worse. god damn it.

I thought there was more to life than this. Suppose that doesn’t matter, there are still debts to collect.

Saw a ginger running from a *whole* Mafia... wonder what he did.

I’ll let you believe that.

//hey roblox

//heya ill prob do an in character post about this soon but. just to share my thoughts on the new mafioso skin in forsaken. i think it’s cool! i dont really have any issues with it, animations cool, intro is cool (outro still bugged) and i like the voice acting even if it sounds a lil goofy at times

I love knocking out- I’m not finishing this.

In the effort to increase activity and profits, we started collecting more debts involving cash as-well as studs. Most of those who have been going into debt recently have gambling problems. We predict peak activity during a “Walpurgisnacht” event. We await this eagerly.

//hi maxwell here. real sorry about my inactivity for anyone that care abt this account… though i imagine the number is scarce. To put it simply i just havent had the right headspace as of recent to do anything. Plus im just busy in general. ik excuses suck but yeah

If you’re talking to me…? Uh. I was in a low point prior to joining. I- needed somewhere to stay and they took me in. I’ll- pass this onto the boss when he gets back if he was the answer you cared about.

Hey uh- me again. He says he’s on the way to beat up that Gad guy. He- just left me in charge of the account till I see him again. Sooo….

Hey- uh. I’m not the big man of the account- I’m just a little guy in the family. We haven’t seen the big guy in a few hours. I think he’s upset a local pizza joint closed? Uh- reminder to pay your debts and all. No- seriously. He keeps talking about beating up someone named “Gad.”

This don’t pay too bad, especially if we can steal extra studs from our targets.

//friend of mine suggested maybe i make a little minion to this mafioso and have it exist as an additional character for this account. could and might, im ngl.

To serve under Eunoia with us, it is required you have loyalty and commitment to us. Combat experience as well, due to the high likelihood a target will resist. There is much more to this, but I would rather see who this is showing interest before I continue. We serve as Eunoia’s right hand.

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I worry Eunoia is disappointed with our recent performance.

We are in need of new members.

Nothing has been done recently because everyone has been to busy playing this “Deltarune.”

//hey admin here aka maxwell. so sorry for my inactivity, ive been on vacation and just generally pretty busy. ive decided to use the past week to focus on dragging myself out the gutter. ill start posting here soon, promise! i shitpost + post regularly on my main, tho. Watch that in meantime. 🙏🙏

//im gonna be out of country for a week along with a general drought of funniness recently. Expect fewer posts, but i will still reply and post about every strawpage I get.

//i would kill to see this in forsaken in some form but it sadly means replacing debito di sonno. i primarily use mafioso when playing coolkid ofc youtu.be/cmms-BlH-8Y?...

One of our targets attempted to “juke us” and “break our ankles.” They tripped on the floor after an attempted side-strafe. The following was quite humiliating.

normally i dont like doing this but ive been busy and have had less time to brainstorm the funny so if anyone would like to harrass mafioso it would help out cause it gives me ideas johnmafioso.straw.page I’ll get to the Gad thing when im available

I have noticed a lack of newer targets recently. Shame.

This question was submitted again.

Mm. We currently have more important matters. //even when mafioso is gone ill continue doing forsaken shit

This will have to be dealt with forcefully.

shedletsky like the real john shedletsky played forsaken and said he liked it this is such a W

Do not attempt to pay debt with "Monopoly" money. This has been a reoccurring issue.

We decided to delay our process of collection after seeing a large man with tattoos and chains running on all fours through the street. He was foaming at the mouth, so this may be drug induced.

I do not try to be so. My associates believe I should appreciate your comment.

//ooc this is important

hey gangaroonie. tomorrow and monday will likely be slow days for little old maxwell as i have finals monday and Tuesday. Mainly posting this for the mafioso acc tho lmao

Mm. Yes. We like this one.

//REGARDING FORSAKEN PARODY. yeah i will gladly interact with them. This account is a mix of both Frozen Soul and Forsaken, I often won’t make direct posts about Forsaken’s Mafioso but I will gladly interact with the Forsaken space since uh. I think it’s fairly large.

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@theonewhogubs.bsky.social Get ready. New top priority target.