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used to be not so much fiction so people had to just work with religious texts when in the throes of artistic mania. now we have oc's

fruit is just drinks you can eat

ultra light cigarettes are silver because they're so light they're like clouds, of which every one has a silver lining

vampires keep showing up to the kirk estate auction demanding to "see the blood" but are turned away out of hand

skater boys doing blood magic with each other's scrapes

it's insanely sick and good that we're all ruled by people who have to eat adult gerbers and have commercials aimed at them where they pour blue liquid on diapers to show absorbancy

through the aid of a diabolist, sombody capable of opening a portal to the hells, deep in the hells. they must've formed a pact and raided our pensions. impressive, i must admit. [waves dismissively in the direction of the senior ruling class]

ah, that whiff of ass from a freshly cracked can of original flavor monster. makes me glad i switched off coffee years ago

kopi luwak used to mean something, man. now it's all harvested and farmed. korpo luwak more like

it sure is cnn, and you helped kill it

an ai assistant would essentially be a familiar to an android with consciousness

you ever think about how everyone else's chex mix tastes way different from ours, because we don't use real worcestershire sauce

[reading the news] ah damn, that sucks. hope it's not true

major game releases aren't glitchy messes that cause conspiracy theories and rumors that persist for decades (ie: final fantasy vii, pokemon red/blue)

they're called the four humors because you can make a funny looking clone from them

why don't you just bust down my door and black bag me now so i don't have to go to work tomorrow

Human Corpse with Disney Sauce

movieheads: what's a good movie with melee gunfighting that isn't the man with no name trilogy or john wick? john wick's got his grappling and cqc, and no name/manco has his brawling with sharpshooting, but what's a third? got an idea for another bg3 class

ah, to be one of the tatted chainsmoking trans operators handling all the contracts behind the scenes in the john wick movies

🌼 ☺️🟡🟡🟡🟡 happy wiggler wednesday

if your plan is to cause enough psychic damage to me that i have an aneurysm, then you're both doing an excellent job and a poor one, as i'm still alive bitch

somedays you just need to listen to some polka, primus, and zappa to blast the past week out of your brain

good advice come late

if hera transitioned, would he call himself himo

just say cunt store jeez

Homer simpson has been fired from his job for saying "Change the channel Marge" at Frank Grimes' funeral

today i drew an ear rat for a website

kitchen table chairs have holes and spokes in the back so your enemies can Get You. don't be fooled. eat lying down in bed

if hot food gets cold, it becomes uncooked. you're eating raw food if you don't heat it up again. just a lil psa

potatoes and corn: america's rice

anyone else notice that all the bugs lately have had circuitry and such inside them? did all the natural bugs die? did the government replace them all with small machines...?

cats: our schizophrenic friends (runtime: 7min)

blood and its composition, from rubblemag.org

normalize👏using👏a stick of dynamite button👏to clear your screen👏👏👏

ah, that feeling when a truly evil thought flits across your brain... satisfying, but must be dismissed before the dopamine hits too hard

when a cat is lying on you and you pet them and they start purring louder? that's what it's all about gang

women are best for making desserts because we're so sweet :)

you see all those psa's about how to communicate with aliens to make us seem smart and meanwhile the aliens are like, drawing runes and sigils and shedding blood to make their biomachinery move

horSeShoe crabS!! #art #invertefest

my previous joke about doordashing treats and toys from a five dollar store has been beaten by reality

uhm

Bounty Star officially has a release date! Oct 23 for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series S/X. Wishlist the fruits of my last 5 years of labor! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcUp...

literally what we're contending with

i have never lost a chess game. i simply say "you can't move there, it'll put you in check" for every move and while they study the board i eat the pieces

a thing you can do while watching a movie is pay attention to how much the actors blink, showing their Lies

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden