reaching for my chapstick and grabbing my glue stick instead

Saturday model

things we've had to deal with financially this month: -heating oil (two full tanks) -cat's eye surgery -end of life care for an eldritch cat -a minor car accident -holidays -and now our water heater blowing up

it's more impressive and beautiful to hold a pen in your fist and make scribbles over lined paper than than it is to input an ai prompt and post it. i'll take a thousand fridge drawings over a 2005 somethingawful avatar sized image made by ai

i never went to camp and didn't watch disney channel growing up so to me "bug juice" is just what harkonnen sips on in dune (1984)

[as my entire customer base and team of workers cries out against my use of ai] ah, regardless,

dr seuss wrote the lyrics to the first song in "how the grinch stole christmas" with "fucking" as a placeholder word that he eventually replaced with "blessed"

dream celebrity deathmatch: the seer from frank zappa's cosmik debris vs the salesman from tom waits' step right up

frosted pretzel sticks in cereal. put the sweet chex mix in milk. defy god.

got the writing bug gang but nothing speakin' to me 😮‍💨

i hear a tuba, and i think damn, that's impressive. you got class my friend

they call it switch 2. because you see the price and switch 2 a different console lol

another reason i'm Old: i still use firefox despite them making horrible decision after horrible decision because they're literally still the only semi-trustworthy option in browsing the web outside of a browser you make yourself

hey @mozilla.org why did your recent firefox update wipe out all my bookmarks, saved passwords, cache, cookies, and browsing data? really screwed me over here

the power company just came and put a bullet in our meter. "it's or power, we'll do it" they said just before gangland executing my electricity

holly jolly wiggler wednesday

the waldorf and statler brothers

steely dan has always been old. when they formed and at the height of their popularity they were old. they are locked in at 75 years old and will never die

how i know i'm Old: i still use winamp even tho it crashes all the time purely because i don't know what other music players are trustable anymore

what difference does it make if this -is- a seer's poncho. still keeps the rain off

when you close all options except in person work for things that can be remote, you turn to desperate options like ai to fill in the gaps you've created. larian is seeing this now

open statement to larian: i know concept artists who will do better work faster, easier, and cheaper than your shitty ai tools. overthrow vicke and toss aside your slop

there's something freeing about getting into a minor car accident with no other cars. like crashing into a sign or falling into a ditch. fuck your cars and roads

just got the call. larian wants to model my tits for a hag monster in their new game. who am i to refuse the call

replacing "split-second" with "frame perfect" in my lexicon

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hey phone, let's make a deal. i'll sign your privacy agreement as soon as you let me transfer files through a cable instead of fucking link to windows

walking without rhythm on the ice so as to not attract the ire of the slipping on ice gods

daydreaming of forcefemming my enemies

why do we even have a game awards when we know star ocean 2 will win yet again, as it has every year since its release

and the gay awards for laziest bitch goes to me for the 41st straight year

that movie you've seen a lot meme for me. miller's crossing. goddamn what a film. maybe the cohens' best.

it's called the chronicles of riddick because it's frankly ridiculous!

some adventurers just entered my shop and started casting buffs wtf

dracula knew harker to be a big pussy englishman and prepared a mild meal of roast chicken, cheese, and salad, but it's the paprika hendl that harker seeks the recipe for and mentions more than once. harker is a big pussy, but he's a brave big pussy, like a hobbit and just as english but he's trying

i'm so good at emojis dude

[blubbering] oh damn sorry bro, my viscosity is all over the place

the thousand yard stare (tom lea, 1944)

i love getting likes from fellow weird freaks, seeing all the profiles that are like "gutter trash slime, any/all will cut your face off and wear it" strengthens me

why aren't companies allowed to die. let warner bros go bankrupt and put all their ip into the public domain

slowly easing from derangement into dementia

welcome to wall street, where cash is still king

damn everything bagel, i would've been fine with some seasoning. you didn't need to bring seeds into this

always send some doves roosting on your window sill flying when throwing open your windows on christmas day after being visited by three spirits

Crawl