“It’s work worth having.” He smirked. “And I don't mind being busy.”

“Busy.” He sighed and nodded. “Kid, work, home care, etcetera.”

"How you been, Silverthreads?"

Leslie pushed the front door open, little Addy on his shoulders. “And that's between you and I but believe you me, your mom knows a few better moves to get out of a jam.” He looked at the lights coming from the back porch. “Well, look at that.” He lowered Addy. “Go on. Go say hi to Mom.”

“Makes me look forward to mornings though.”

"Caffeine addiction mostly."

"...Fine."

"You might as well drink hot chocolate if you just wanted sugar."

Leans closer with his tongue still out.

He sticks his tongue out.

"I take mine black. I actually like flavor."

Amateur.

He misses @alinadevee.bsky.social!

||: Alive, sorry for the absence!

||: You underestimate my dumb dumb brain!

@eve.from.wtf “Boo.”

@wutaiwhiterose.bsky.social "Long time no see, ninja badass."

// .3.

He chuckled. "Is that what it is? Good to know."

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“Nah, but your wardrobe’s pretty cool.”

||: *cries in 5’5”*

@tacticalxkiller.bsky.social “Look what the tuxedo cat dragged in.”

"What did I miss?"

||: Boo.

"I'm alive!"

Leslie heard the door open from the backyard. He picked Addy up from under a grapevine. “Mom’s home, kiddo. Time to see the queen.” He ruffled her forehead. Upon seeing the way the bags were placed on the chairs, he slowly approached the kitchen upon hearing the running water. “Hey… You wanna —

“Wake up! Daddy’s home!” 🎬 by rimed.1 on TikTok

"Your submission is inevitable. Do not resist." [vid by justnicksedits on TikTok]

@crimsonbrawlerx.bsky.social Leslie loaded a bunch of booze onto a truck and looked up to see a familiar face. "Well, well. Look what the cats dragged over. There's a face I thought I wouldn't see for a while."

“Oh, I’ve missed a bunch of shit since going back to Midgar for a few weeks. Who are all these new people?”

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❛ 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 ；𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗩𝗜𝗜-𝗥|𝗔𝗨 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

He’s back. What’d he miss?

||: I owe so many replies ._.

||: You ever just forget you have another account XD

"If he's smart, no. If he has a death wish, I know a few people that will send his ass into the next world." Corneo would be eaten alive, maybe even literally, by Zaun. And he'd pay to see that happen.

He had no idea. "I wish that was true... For a large bastard, he was good at disappearing. For a while I tried to track him down, but it ended up being fruitless. So I did the next best thing. I chased down his old associates that funded and aided him and scared them from ever doing work with him."

"Not mine. My ex-boss's. He had a... Fondness for drab theater and sick satisfaction. Not even his worst crime."

He chuckled. "Unfortunately, yes. It's very stubborn too. Took out seven guys I had helping me haul it to my ex-boss's arena of death. Don't know what happened to it, but I hope it found an equally violent end for the crap I saw it do."

"Your libraries sound fascinating."

"We don't really know... We think it's a freaky magical building caused by fucking around with the magic of the world. It's exactly what it sounds like. A giant house that's murderous and eats people."

"Okay. I'm definitely looking into Shurima. Sounds interesting."

"The moon... As a person. Alright. That beats monster house for sure."

"And by that I mean tell me the magical thing. Don't have the magical thing actually hit me. I know some of you are sneaky with double meanings."

"What's the weirdest magic thing Runeterra has? Hit me, I can take it."

||: You have magic robots. we have demon summons and fat chocobos.

||: Piltover vs Midgar. Who wins? Magic is allowed.

||: I love that Leslie's quick summation of Mel in his head is "Rich magic lady"

||: What do we think