He snickered, “A walking hotshot, eh? Don't mind the sound of that.”

That earned her a raised brow from the redhead. “You could,” he agreed, smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. “It's not very long though. Guess you’ll just have to settle for keepin’ an eye on me instead, eh?” Hah, imagine that, her keeping watch on him, how the tables have turned. +

𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒖𝒑𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓. 𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕. 𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘. 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏. ♦️ 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 & 𝘚𝘍𝘞 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯). ♦️ 𝘋&𝘋 𝘖𝘊. ♦️ 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘖𝘖𝘊).

||it had to be done.

Wait what—?

Boo yourself!

You know what, he's out. Taking himself to bed. The ken doll and sit in his curiosity.

REFUSING TO UTTER A SINGLE WORD—

I'd rather not answer that.

Blah blah blah— as if you want that!

I hate you.

Don't you Reno me! Bed, now!... Ya... Grounded, or something.

You—.... Go to your bed!

Oh my God— I can't.

Friggin' ken doll over there getting too curious for his own good... Maybe—uh, when ya older?

Keeping his ponytail AWAY from Mama Boy's grubby mitts—

How fucking' dare you—

No! My pride!

.... Remember that talk about the birds and the bees? Well. Some bees are real freaks.

I wouldn't— ... It will get awkward for us all.

Depends... Not sure what that's been either.

Evil cackle— A point to Reno~

|| it's becoming a daily thing, a spat between Kadaj and Reno 🤣

Wouldn't if I was him, don't know where it's been.

WhAt A MaTuRe ReSpOnSe—

𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒ⵑ

Well...... Go fix yours!

A little offended at the not so pretty part

And yet, shutting it in your face is still satisfying, so worth it.

You gtfo

He is~

Budgie Reno strikes again.

Ah—hah...... Yeahiamgorgeous.

Well..... You're very welcome~

Of course!

.... Who me?

“Yeah, sounds good to me~” He pursed his lips as he waited, curious, scanning his eyes around the interior before snapping his focus back on Tifa with a smirk.

👀

He scooped up a forkful of stir‑fry and popped it into his mouth, chasing it with a swig of cider while he listened. A low snicker slipped out of him, shoulders giving the smallest shake. “Oh yeah? Why, you volunteerin’ for the job, doll?”

|| eheheheh

|| THE FROGGO IS DONE He's very wonky 🥲 But in my defence, this is my first try

|| My eyes are going cross-eyed, so gonna leave it for the day. But managed to get most of the bootaaayyy done~

|| slow replies, I'm making a frog 🐸 That's the tum tum

“Careful, you almost sound like you enjoy my company.” He offered a small smirk.

“Heh, as you say, that's the taster.” Buuuut the Turk was still hooked on that shift. Saying nothing was probably the smartest move.