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my roommates don’t know i’m translating the odyssey in iambic pentameter via fridge magnet

had a brilliant idea for a project last night. had idea immediately after taking sleep meds. spent an hour and a half fending them off at the keyboard. would not recommend!

fantastic work everybody

Hi, I’m Elijah; I was bad at twitter and I’ll be bad at this, too. Hoping to be less of a lurker this time. I make noise for fun and profit—I’m a musician, voice actor, and hobbyist linguist. I am also partial to international scheduling crises 🇦🇺

Hey, you, pssst, over here! Are you looking for some audio fiction to escape The Horrors of real life? Do you like gruff, monologuing private investigators who hate the cops? What about floating cyberpunk cities? …on Jupiter? Trans femme fatales? Hyenagirl trans femme fatales?