I went to the post office yesterday to mail everyone’s lil Christmas cards and let me tell ya… (if you didn’t already know) society is really on a downward spiral 😟

Last call for a silly lil Christmas card from me🎄Like this and I’ll dm you the address book link! (HMJ only! 💕)

Some pictures from my lil trip 💕

Chat cat chain. Sisters, cousins, lovers? We may never know 💕

The plastic surgeons office is playing the entire soundtrack to the hit movie “Twisters” (2024). Something about that.

Somebody put these rocks from 2000 in my Halloween candy cauldron 🎃

This is who you’re asking to stay awake while it’s so dark and stormy outside 🛌

I went to granny’s house today 💕 (thanks @astralbunnii.bsky.social for the recipe rec!)

🆘 I NEED THE MINI PUMPKIN PIE RECIPE 🆘 @halfmoonjoe.com

Hello Missouri friends! 💕

Junie had her first grooming appointment today. (She’s getting too old to take care of her long coat) 🥺 She has also reported back that she will not “try harder next time” but liked the magic mushrooms she got before bath time.

Felt cute until I ate that raw kebab, might barf later 💕

RIP 🪡🧵

Spotted at my corporate HQ snack shop 🤩

My coworkers brought their lunch and couldn’t go out with me today. Jokes on themmmm

Went to the doc today and (good news)….

You won’t catch me missing a family dinner night (BYOT: bring your own Tupperware) 🤰🏻

New bestie bag?

Everything reminds me of him

Went to Trader Joe’s for road trip snacks and now it’s 10 pm and I’m so tempted to sneak a lil snicky snack. Someone tell me to just go to bed ‼️

Got a skin biopsy today and treated myself to a new game to distract from the pain when the meds wear off. This is the first achievement. I’m so ready.

The daily IBD struggle of “I have to eat food to feel better” but also “it hurts to eat” someone save me 🫩💕

Mark your calendars, September 13 is Bald is Beautiful day. 👨🏻‍🦲👩🏽‍🦲💕

As a girlie that just wants to eat decent home cooked real food…

Hi friends. So what are we using nowadays for redness corrector? I always wear moisturizer and sunscreen but sometimes I like to make myself a little more even with foundation or powder. I’ve been using the nude it cosmetics cc cream but I’m getting little bumpies by the end of the day 😩

The man at subway tonight looked me dead in the eye and said he couldn’t give me more black olives because there was a national shortage. He means tariff, I’m sure. 🙄

I think I’d rather have seasonal depression 🤷🏻‍♀️

Went to the coffee shop this morning and someone had stolen my drink off the pickup counter. I was polite but in my mind I was definitely this guy.

I had a little fun today 💕

I was a big girl today and gave myself a shot instead of running to my big sisters that are nurses. 💪🏻👩🏻‍⚕️

Went to a certain event today and told myself “no getting arrested or worse”. I didn’t count on being photographed and used on every local news station. 😩

I’ve got a chill Friday night to spend at home this weekend. What are y’all’s recommendations for BLs or GLs that I should start? (Happy only because things are already too sad) 💕🏳️‍🌈

No you’re crying in your car listening to Black Eyed Peas “Where is the Love?”

Finally got home to my switch! Add me friends 💕

My switch 2 was delivered at 6:39 am and now I’m stuck at work thinking about it for the next 8 hours 😭

Treat check… and brain tears 😭

Thinking about taking a solo vacation for a few days this year. Where are some nice US locations a girl can go and chill for a few days?? 💕👀

WIMB? It may shock you to know that I thought I lost both rosy lip pots and y’all helped me find both! Oop!

Went to my grandmas home town today. Arkansas is wild, yall.

Someone sound the alarm. Lots of muscley sweaty guys at my local bowling alley 🌽

I know everyone loves jelly cat but have you seen the new warmies??? Is this copying?? They technically do different things. Look at this grilled cheese that keeps you warm!! 😩

Birbs nest update: my babies are gone. They flew the nest this morning and I’m so relieved. I’m too young to be a mother of 4. 🐦💕

My mom picked me up today and took me to tjmaxx THEN we went to chilis! Is she reading my Bluesky?? Who told her??? 😳

Uhuhuhhhuh chat???

My sister moved into her new house and I got to visit today. I think the prophecy foretold this.

I’m hosting an event Friday so if you need me I’ll be panicking and doing absolutely nothing else until then. 💕 See you Monday, chat! 🤟🏻

TW Chronic illness girlie rant: medications/therapies should treat quality of life AND root cause!!! Just because the disease is treated doesn’t mean I’m symptom freeeeeee 📢

“Just wait until she lets me out and I’ll burn this whole place down”

So two-ish weeks ago I put out my Easter door wreath which has a little decorative bird nest/basket. I guess a little mama decided it was better than her current nest so she plopped a few eggs on my front door almost immediately. Anyways I’ve been waiting anxiously and today we have baby birds! 🐣💕

Does anyone know this artist? I never see a signature. They totally get me though.