I'm listening to "Lowlands" by The Longest Johns (gorgeous) and feeling all relaxed, and then that freaking bell sounds in the song and I am like !!!! what's on fire? What happened?? Such a jumpscare haha.

A surprise #Murderbot fic appears. archiveofourown.org/works/80099601 🤖 4.7k 🤖 Murderbot reluctantly bonding with Gurathin 🤖 feat. David Dastmalchian's amazing make-up skills 🤖 the Corporation Rim sucks 🤖 an emotion or two may be perceived

To Do list for today! 🔹 reply to S., R., Mom 🔹 Girlfriend Sunday Tradition(TM) <3 🔹 set up 2nd monitor? 🔹 send link to roommate ✅ GYWO community post 🔹 2pm: hockey final 🔹 fanfic writing to do list for next week 🔹 cook dinner 🔹 shower

I'm wondering if I should gently ban myself from reading any more Hollanov fanfics until I've organized/downloaded the absolute mess that are my tabs, my ao3 bookmarks & marked for later lists. 🥲 SO many fics I want to comment on, and the number just keeps going up!

I finished Tough Guy in one day, that's how much I love Ryan Price. :D There aren't many fanfics about him on ao3 but that's what I'm for, haha.

One of the Norwegian cross-country skiers - doing the 50km race right now - wears the same underpants for every race. "By now," the commentator said, "he even washes them in between races." He is also planning to frame themand sell them to the highest bidder. Okay, I guess. xD #WinterOlympics

Ngl, I was feeling a little meh about the HR books, but I'm reading the third one now, I've met Ryan Price, massive brick shithouse with horrid anxiety, and I'm VERY INVESTED in his happiness. 🥺

Seltsame Beinamen, die der Kommentator dem kanadischen Team gegeben hat: - die Maschine der Ahornblätter (Er sagte auch vorhin über einen Spieler: "Der geht zum Lachen in den Keller", aber ich hab leider nicht mitbekommen, über wen. 😂) #WinterOlympics

Ich muss vllt irgendwann deutsche Hollanov Fanfic schreiben, damit ich sie "Eiszeit" nennen kann (= die Zeit, die ein Hockeyspieler während eines Spiels auf dem Eis verbringt, ist anscheinend wichtig). "ice time" trifft einfach nicht genau so.

ICYMI, I've committed 2 crimes. #HeatedRivalry #hollanov #fanfiction 1- archiveofourown.org/works/78956976 2- archiveofourown.org/works/790700...

Mr. Skarsgård what the fuck is this shirt. 😂 (Yes, I know about all the wild wardrobe choices lmfao but this one is so special)

Me: Hey can we maybe work on the WIP of which we posted the first chapter yesterday? You know, the one we want to update soon? Also me, creating a new document titled 'Pillion': No.

1) I was today years old when I found out that GQ, my favorite (all-female!) Barbershop quartet, released a new album in 2019 2) I was today years old when I found out that they rELEASED A PROFESSIONALLY RECORDED VERSION OF "PLAIN GOLD RING"

We watched Pillion & it was great! So painful haha. My FEELS. I'm very grateful for Alexander Skarsgård's beard because it helped me break the Murderbot connection! I dreamed of Ray & Colin last night, but it was basically the version I would've written if I'd been in charge of the script. 😂

... I have done nothing but read fanfic, write fanfic, and shower today. O_o Which is fine, of course, but um... I had plans?? xD

Watching the USA vs. Germany match & the US scored literally 8 seconds before 1st period ended. What. 🥲 #WinterOlympics My search history be like: - power break hockey - power play hockey - icing definition hockey - face-off rules hockey

Time for the cross-country relay! The quality of my stream switched to "filmed by a potato" but I'm excited. Also taking some idle fanfic notes while watching. :D #WinterOlympics

Die Kommentatoren wieder 😂 "Wir haben hier eine Tour de France Atmosphäre beim Biathlon!" "Fehlen nur noch die oberkörperfreien mitlaufenden Fans!" #WinterOlympics

Ich dachte, Hollanov wären gar nicht dabei...

Hockey is so violent lmao. Germany vs Denmark is underway! - I learned what a backhand is - apparently a face-off is called "bully" in German (""German"" 🙄) which is very funny to me - the first goal happened after only 23 seconds??? - I still have very little idea what's going on xD.

Watching hockey at the Winter Olympics has so far been like: Player: *wipes out horribly, full faceplant, helmet audibly cracking against the ice* Me: Ouch, that was nauseating, I hope he's okay. Where are the doctors? Player: *gets back up and keeps skating like nothing happened.* ... 😳

So, Iron Lung was FANTASTIC. 10/10. And the soundtrack made it even better. The only reason I'm salty about the ticket price is that I'm dirt poor. Still VERY happy to support Mark. <3 <3

Not to vague-skeet (?), but: Fuck you, trauma. Today I win 😊

I have real trouble with "caminhão". The fact that it means 'truck' just will not enter my brain. 😂 🇧🇷

This is such a small thing, but I noticed that (maybe?) I feel much less drained at the end of a day when I've had a little Headphone Time. Doesn't even have to be very long, an hour or so is enough. I'll keep testing that theory. :D

Ich: Scheiße, ich hab die Biathlon-Staffel der Männer verpasst. Fo im Nebenraum, hat's nicht ganz gehört: Du hast die schlafenden Männer vergessen? #WinterOlympics

@dragonflylady77.bsky.social Hiii! Happy to meet you! :D I can feel my RWRB obsession re-activating just from looking at your profile haha. <3

if you ever want to, yknow, send this to someone. www.livescience.com/health/there...

German commenter is fanboying hard over Frida Karlsson, who just won gold for Sweden in cross-country skiing (AND Ebba Andersson, also from Sweden, got silver). Heja Sverige! 🇸🇪 #WinterOlympics

My toxic trait is that while yes, Alexei is an asshole, I am haunted by his 0.5 second despairing, near-tearful look after the funeral fight, and I'm sure he wasn't always like this, sooo now I wanna write fic that redeems him somehow, at least a little. 🥺

The Canadian figure skating duo had a Yuri On Ice plushie while waiting for their score! 😍 #WinterOlympics

... I finished an HR ficlet, but it wasn't the fic I was trying to finish. Hmm. *Game Grumps voice* 'I fired again. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed.'

Wenn du gleichzeitig deine Tage und eine Erkältung hast:

I'm feeling better, but still too under the weather to leave the house, so I'm running virtual errands today & a load of laundry might or might not happen later!

When I take my emergency meds, I tend to have super vivid dreams. I had several this time, but I only remember one: I was trying to write down a story idea, but all I had was a fork & sliced cheese. So I engraved it into the cheese with the tines of the fork. Very unwieldy note-taking method, 2/10.

The Moon being such a troll :) #ArtemisII

@thistlearts.bsky.social Hiii, I am very seriously studying Russian swearing & just came across "Хуй там плавал" and I'm lol'ing, what a great expression!! 😂 It reminds me of Swedish "skita i det blåa skåpet" (to shit in the blue cupboard) which means 'to fuck something up, to mess up'. Languages😍🥰

It has come to my attention that there are only 11 (eleven!) fics in the Hollanov 'language kink' tag on AO3?!?! Excuse me, what.

LRP: I'm so out of it from period pain that it took me a while to realize that there are no eyes that are marching, they're looking towards March. The month March. /o\

So they will do another WDR after fixing the issues seen and move the launch the March Full overview here: www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio... #ArtemisII

Friends, I am sick. 😷 Hope this shit clears out quickly, I want to do stuff! I've been guzzling tea all day so here's hoping some sleep will help too. 🤞

So, I'm reading this HR fic that deals with some serious health stuff, it's a WIP but somehow I thought it was tagged as 'no archive warnings apply' so no MCD. And now, like 20 chapters in, I see that it's CNTW. ... 😬 I'm deeply conflicted about whether I should continue to read. xD

I'm SO sleepy after the job/career fair thingy today, but it was alright! No direct amazing opportunities presented themselves, but existing in openly queer spaces is always a treat. <3

I think today I'm "I have something to communicate." 😂

Just saw two (2) gifs of Connor Storrie with slightly longer hair and I have been personally injured by his curls. 🤕

Heated Rivalry peeps! The show will be available in Germany starting February 6, and German sites are calling it "Heißhockey," from "Eishockey" (ice hockey) and "heiß" (hot). I love it. What a cool linguistic move. 😂 #heatedrivalry

I've been waiting on new yarn for my current obsession (another sweater WIP) for a few days now, and I'm NOT being very brave about it lol. The inner toddler is complaining a lot. I feel so... bereft. 😅 DHL pspspsps!!!

here, to brighten everyone's day a little. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofHX...

I was like, "I'll do things today!" but I've found one of those ecosystem-destroying painful fics. ;_; My crops are watered but by my tears. It's SO GOOD but it hurts lmao

We have an old soviet era joke: A man comes over to the newspaper kiosk and starts looking through the first page of the morning paper. The seller asks: - What are you looking for? - An obituary. - Obituaries are on the last page - The one I'm looking for will be on a first page.