freaky owl be like “who cucks for you”

canine pussy fiend call em the cookie monster

lesbian pissing call it yurination

i want my orgasm ruined so badly rn…

there’s nothing quite like meeting a furry on tf2, looking them up on twitter, and the first thing you see is their ass being spread open

my coworkers are talking about whether or not they eat ass and one of them says “hell yeah bro i get in there” nah work is getting too freaky

gay bears exist because dudes who wore a triforce shirt and cargo shorts in 2009 found out they could have sex with each other

losing weight call it twink birth

the bluesky experience is seeing a political call-to-action post followed by a picture of someone’s cock

being a bottom is such a pain in the ass

finding the nsfw/suggestive alt for the artist that you always knew had one 🙏

people erping for the first time: *has sex*

> someone fucks my partner while i watch > they finish and turn to me > thumbs down > they get executed

I made a reply chain of lewd pics in case anyone wants to see 👉👈

fuck you, Seattle

…fuck

what the hell does dickcocktummy mean? something about getting split in half?

Me: “I wanna get DP’d” What my friends think I mean: me going for a jump-in approach and getting anti-aired What I actually mean: me getting spitroasted by that one hot couple I’m friends with that I secretly fantasize about

wdym CBT doesn’t stand for cognitive behavioral therapy…

alright chat, where can i get a good petsuit 👀

how much is a reasonable amount of time to wear my cage?

call me a 5 year old iphone the way i can’t last long when i’m getting touched

i get hard just from recording it…

a funny thing about some sfw artists is when characters in their drawings don’t have clothes on, it’s just fluff down there, but when the undies are on, bulge appears

how do i look? …please call it small 🥺

I feel like there’s a direct correlation with the amount of grammatical errors present in a furry porn artist’s art and how good the porn is. Bro was so focused on crafting the perfect peen that they mixed up your and you’re

if the seahawks win, i’ll cage up

here’s an unusual angle to show off my thicc thighs (and small ween) :p

grinding on you while we play wordle

starting hrt and wearing my cage so it gets all tiny and useless

The art of drawing oomfs ocs bouncing on it--

my partner is being mean and keeping me caged helppppp

cw: wordle spoilers i have a reputation iykyk 😭

Big fan of seeing oomfs casual flirting...

someone should train me to cum on command 👉👈

getting head from a protogen and they start playing this youtu.be/Y7f8tV-P35c?...

whatcha looking at…? 🎨: @/servalastray.bsky.social

i saw your pics and i just couldn’t help myself…

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finally did this quiz

Oops the lovey turned into horny again~ Voodoo #furryart by @hyilpi.bsky.social

“do i have a big booty” mf you have the one piece

I’m such a voyeur, I saw 30+ notifs and instantly got hard 😖

It’s pretty big, so I’m not sure if it’ll qualify for #smallcocksaturday… What do you think? #scs

looks like it decided #fatcockfriday wasn’t over yet #fcf

Fullbody Comm for @verdantdargon.bsky.social 🐇✨ Thank ya!🐾💖 #furry #art #furryart #nsfw

the hot cum!! #nsfw #cum #furryart

when it’s cold as hell but it makes your nipples hard and it feels good when they rub against your shirt so you’re lowk horny for the cold

We should give every puritan furry a weird fetish to see what happens

this is what it looks like when i’m in the chair