@missohma.bsky.social Pet Peeve: misuse of the term Congress. To be clear, Congress is the House and Senate.

A decent military commander would take out all the floating gas stations between Venezuela and Miami. Fundamentals: disrupt the enemy supply lines. Fire discipline.

BREAKING: NHL to all Linesmen - "JUST DROP THE PUCK!!

Wishing only the best to Anthony Kay. C'mon ChiSox give him some run support! #MLB #WHITESOX

For personal trips, the FBI Director must reimburse the government for the cost of a commercial coach ticket. Kash, where's the cash?

Hawks have scored 4 goals. Score tied 2-2. That's Hockey baby! #NHL #VGK #BLACKHAWKS

Trump... insisted the MRI was “absolutely perfect” while also admitting he had “no idea” what it was for or what part of the body was being imaged. Fact: the first thing the tech asks the patient "do you know what this is for?"

MAGA: "Can't be a war crime because Congress hasn't declared war" The stupid is strong with these people!

ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!

Am I the only one that calls it the Red Zone? Now that Tom Brady calls it the red area. #NFL Why is he making $37.5 million a year to be terrible. "We call.it a 3 moon ball..." C'mon, make it stop.

Assumption 1: The cigarette boats are not fishing boats. Assumption 2: The boats are full of cocaine. Fact 1: There is no legal justification for blowing them up. Fact 2: all US participants in the strikes are guilty of committing crimes to include murder. Fact 3: ask Duterte.

Note to journos: We all know (X was formerly Twitter) and we all know (MS NOW was formerly MS NBC). Thanks for playing.

Terrible at math. But, how can country A with $220B GDP promise to invest $1.2T in country B? BTW country B's GDP is $28T... Someone is fibbing. Also, country C promises to invest $1T in country B. Country C's GDP is $1T. Same fibber.

If the Speaker has problems with the bill, why didn't he spend the 40 days of the shutdown fixing it it, instead of doing everything in his power to stop it entirely? It's not about the victims, it's about "THE ACCOMPLICE".

The plan is simple. DOJ can't release the files because there are ongoing investigations. Same excuse Garland didn't/wouldn't release the files during Maxwell unvestigation/trial. #ReleasetheFiles

Couple of thoughts. 1) a go-fund me for Caroline Leavitt intervention and aftercare 2) Abolish the Executive Order 3) Release the Trump-Epstein Files. 4) $35 Ozempic for Steven Cheung

@lebatardshow.bsky.social Need JuJu and Jessica to weigh in on this!

OK OK. If we won't stop with the National Anthems before sporting events, can we please stop showing the athletes weaving back and forth, shuffling their feet, etc. etc.

Hear me out. Schumer is an effective cat herder (see Biden's entire term). We are searching for a leader, the position of Senate leader does not make the holder a leader. No one is raising their hand to take the leader role. They are all to blame, not just Chuck.

America First my ass!!! Are we great yet?

I don't like it when releasing the Epstein files isn't trending. It's a good thing to keep that trending. Forever until we see justice, quite frankly. #EpsteinFiles

Kenny Pickett must be pretty bad if he can't replace a one-legged Gino Smith. #NFL #Raiders

Longest shutdown ever, a blatantly corrupt pardon, Tuesday’s big wins, and a judge cracks down on ICE conditions. Here are your weekly 3 bad things and 3 good things you need to know to stay engaged and powerful!

Confused MAGA: "Mass Deportations! I hate foreigners!" Voiceover:Immigrants contribution to the U.S. economy collective spending power of over $1.5 trillion annually. First half of 2025, foreign tourist spending in U.S. $126.9 billion. Confused MAGA: "Well that's ok."

Trump didn't admit he doesn't know CZ. Trump lied.

Why did you pardon CZ? TRUMP: I don't know who he is. Ask the autopen?

Darnold has a career .500 win pct.! He played for the Jets and Panthers! #NFLHOF #NBC #SNF

If you've ever been shushed by a Librarian, we could be friends.

All Congressional Districts should be rectangles. There, I said it!

Here’s the deal with SNAP Benefits. Most recipients work. But if they don’t? IDGAF. Got that? I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK IF THEY WORK OR NOT. They’re HUNGRY. Do you think people LIKE asking for food? Asking for help feeding their kids? Do you think they do this for fun? FU! thehill.com/homenews/557...

Should NFL Officials throw their flags before every kickoff to save time? #NFL #ESPN

Virtual Measurement = Virtual Reality Neither are fact. #NFL #ESPN #MNF

I need a Herbstreit mute button. Just a Herbstreit mute button. Alternatively, just add Fowler to Skycast. #ESPN #ABC #NCAA

BREAKING: Pentagon pay benefactor identified. A Mr. L. Luthor of Metropolis. What could go wrong?

Speaker Johnson IYKYK

$130M "donation" from a "friend" of Trump to pay the troops. He only needs 49 more "patriot" friends and all the troops will be paid in full. Why doesn't he just use the "trillions" in tariffs? Or, he could just fire some troops who aren't busy murdering Innocents! Must be some POC to let go.

Anyone seen Howard Lutnick?

Random thought: Eliminate Pass Interference as a spot foul. Make it 15 yds from the previous spot. No automatic 1st down. Good QBs consistently underthrow, Receiver stops, DB runs into Receiver. Not a football play. #NFL Also, 5yd penalty when receiver mimics throw the flag. Just Cuz.

Reminder to all NHL Announcers: Blood is not required to assess a double minor for high sticking! An NHL double minor penalty is a four-minute penalty for an infraction that is more severe than a minor penalty but not severe enough for a major penalty. #NHL #TNT #SPORTSNET

Reminder: House members are the only federal workers NOT showing up for work yet are still being paid. For 30 days that's $6,307,500 of your tax dollars being paid to freeloaders. #ReleasetheFiles

Bobby told Cheryl they should pretend to be separated to protect her. What he really meant: I'll be at Olivia's if you need me!

What Kompromat does Trump have on Mike Johnson? No wrong answers. I'll start. 1. No bank accounts 2. The not adopted kid 3. Grindr 4.

Very disappointed in the Soros provided for my fancy sign today. Frankly, I expected more.

🗣 Repost if you agree, America does not have any kings and we do not want any! #NoKings

$350,000,000.00 Amount Soros owes ANTIFA for today's #NOKINGS We don't have all the invoices for signage yet. Frog costumes are gratis, just because.

For those not paying attention. The Blackhawks are one point out of the playoffs. #NHL #BLACKHAWKS Also #NOKINGS

BAN PICKLEBALL! Researchers note sharp increase in pickleball-related eye injuries. Alternatively, rename it and play on. Pickleball is just a stupid name. Also, rename Cornhole!

Thune has never made a deal without his fingers crossed behind his back. Don't fall for it Chuck! If you know, you know.

Crazy idea: now that Trump is sans Nobel, peace in MidEast, shift billions in military aid from ISR to UKR and make America great again by annexing RUS as 51st state. Shouldn't be too hard to convince the mind addled Orange Moron on any day ending in Y.