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WHAT DID I DOOOOOO 😭 WHY R THEY NERFING ME AGAIN

well , it sure is nice to meet you Kid ! i've never seen something like you before , not even in the glade ! you're like a big ol' plushie ! [ she made her attempt to compliment , grinning from ear to ear ! noticing the hat tip from the other , she did a curtesy bow ! ] yes i do ! hmhm ~ !

this breaks my heart.... the balloons just want to live... and dream... and then they are killed........ 💔💔

veigar is one of my best friends , but apparently i get weird looks when i say that out loud . so , i'll whisper it . ​ᵛᵉⁱᵍᵃʳ ⁱˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ

i’m a girly girl , with a girly secret ~ ! 🎵

𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧?

who said that weird and wonderful cannot coexist ？

hm . . . spongebob . . . spongebloob . . . spongebleeb .

huh . what smells like blue ?

[ . . . sneezes out purple glitter . ]

AAAAHHHH ! !

what am i ? well , i'm a yordle silly ! . . . unless if you're asking for my name , i'm lulu ! i'm a /sorceress/ ~ ! ✨ [ doing a twirl , before returning to her default stance with a pep in her step ! ] what is your name , squishy kitty ? ahh ~ ! you're just so adorable , though ! !

well you're being turned into a SQUIRREL you silly goose ! . . . report my adc please :3

can i get a good adc please ? [ 🥹 ]

not ones that are built like absolute plushie bears like you , no ! i've seen big kitty people , but they're all big and not as squishy . . . sad ! [ ohh , she is resisting the urges to squish his face once more ! scratching at her nape . ] . . . GAAH ! you are just so adorable ! ! ✨

oh don't be silly ! you are just the /cutest/ most /squishiest/ little kitty i've ever seen ! . . . but i'll refrain , despite how much i want to squeeze your lil' face ! [ almost squealing with happiness ! she . . . looks fine . maybe . ] don't worry , i'm fine ! it happens !

unngh . . . what happened -- [ feeling the bruised spot as she rose back up , looking up at the robot cat ! ] . . . *GASP* oh , aren't you just the sweetest looking munchkin ? ! i've never seen a critter like /you/ before ! [ standing up like no issue , and squishing his face ! ]

[ gets hit in the head and falls flat on her face ]

i personally think people who don't like the color purple should be exploded with glitter . but that's just me !

[ holding a squirrel . . . making them do a funny dance ! who knows who this squirrel used to be . it doesn't seem to be having fun . ]

[ laying flat on her face . . . soooo bored . . . ]

but i’ve already messed with all the monsters and critters in bandle city ! i want to meet them all ! [ listening to what he had to say afterwards , nodding . ] okay ! well , if it does get to that point . . . please be careful ! 💧

. . . mhm . [ hesitant nod , pursing her own lips . ] i really didn't mean to make him angry ! i just wanted him to control himself , and then next thing i know , he grabs me and almost crunches my body ! pix saved my life ! 💦

listen , you have to understand ! at first , i thought he was just a normal crocodile ! so i was like " hey , you don't look so big ! " , and then he grew big and then blasted sand everywhere ! [ puffing her hair back to normal . ] and then i turned him into a squirrel , and then . . . yeah - 💧

[ a thump was sounded as she hit the floor , the fae chirped in a way to taunt , before returning back to lulu's side . helping her up ! ] u-ugh . . . you're right , pix ! we gotta get out of here ! [ using her staff to balance herself up , before speeding away with a cast of a spell ! ]

AH ! ! [ she couldn't say she didn't expect this , because she totally did ! big hand . . . absolutely CRUSHING her - ! ! ] can't . . . breathe . . . ! ! hnnck - ! ! [ a fae suddenly appeared , buzzing around renekton like an annoying fly - before poking him in the eye ! ]

yeah , yeah ! shurima , yeah . . . . . . ALRIGHT , I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER ! I THINK I ANGERED A GOD AND I'M REALLY SCARED ─ ! ! [ she anxiously cleaned out her hair , cleansing it of any sand ! ] i didn't mean to ! i swear ! ! 💦

[ pant . . . pant . . . she was exhausted ! that's enough sandstorm for her ! staring down at the squirrel , a bit terrified ! ] okay ! uhm , on a count of three i'm going to turn you back . don't hurt me , please ! [ counting down , then tapping her staff on the ground . back to normal ! ]

[ planting her staff onto the ground , holding onto it for dear life as she was almost completely blown away , beginning to glow pink , before . . . ] 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙪𝙨 ─ ❗ ❗ [ turning the crocodile man into a tiny squirrel for a just a moment , trying to clear up the sandstorm ! ]

[ walking over , stumbling ! using her staff to keep her balance ! ] hi , rumble ! so - . . . uhm , nice weather , huh ? [ trying to make small talk to distract rumble from all the shaking ! even with her absolutely sand-covered hair . she definitely did something . ]

woah ! [ holding onto her hat ! looking up at him , interested ! ] yeah , that's pretty big ! ! i can make you even bigger , though ! ! [ she yelled out - stumbling over due to the raging sandstorm . ] aah - ! ! please , you're going to blow me away ! !

yeah , i've seen bigger crocodiles in my lifetime ! you can try better though !

mmm . . . you're small for a crocodile !

that was a very small bear . . . too small . . . now , he's a BIG BEAR ! ! YAY ! [ she may have been the cause of an abnormally large bear . ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEEMO

:( meanie . . . 💔

"This will be fine! Don't worry about it Zoe, things break all the time. Like reality, planets... y'know, stuff." RP Experience: About 9-10 years give or take. Not new to the character OR the verse. SFW is preferred as per usual. #LOLRP #MVRP #LeagueofLegendsRP #LeagueRP #RPSky

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woah . . . dizzy . . .

; 𝙰𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃 , 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙼𝙴 . . . 𝗛𝗔𝗛! 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 .

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valentines day , valentines day . . . OH ! I completely forgot about gifts ! ! 💦

Reference , huh ? Hmm . . . That makes sense ! It’s so interesting though , because I’ve never seen any other yordle use magic like yours ! [ Her gaze stayed on him as they spoke , intrigued ! ] It’s not often you see really anyone be able to manipulate dark matter ! How’d you learn that ?

[ She really could not argue with that . Slumping over in defeat , picking up the equipment and beginning her work on cleaning . ] I /could/ make your workshop not into a glitter factory so quick and easy if you let me use magic . . . [ She mumbled , grumbling to herself as she cleaned up . ]

I'm self-taught ! I don't need no book ! It's more fun to learn on your own , anyway ! [ Staring at Veigar with the utmost curiosity , being interested in his learning process ! ] So like . . . did you go to any school for magic ? I know they have universities but did you ever go ?

I dunno ! ! I never took the time to learn this stuff ! All of it just looks /so/ boring . [ Slumping over , exaggerating her movements . Did she even go to school for this stuff like how Veigar did ? ] Are the books really how you learn your magic ? That sounds like a headache . . .