4-0(hio)!

And you all thought Mark Sanchez could never do anything to top the Butt Fumble.

What @dananessel.bsky.social ACTUALLY SAID was that because of Michigan Red Flag laws, Johns could have reported what the shooter said and authorities could look into it. I’m sure we all wish he had done so to possibly avoid this tragedy instead of hearing about in numerous interviews afterwards.

Dave Bondy got an interview a few hours ahead of everyone else and now he’s acting like Woodward. I almost gave him credit for doing real journalism. But his self-congratulating is nauseating. Real reporters are continuing to follow this story while he cosplays being a journalist on Twitter.

Heartbroken over today’s tragedy in Grand Blanc. This town means so much to me. To see such a vibrant town torn apart by senseless gun violence is devastating. This should never be acceptable, anywhere, for any reason. My thoughts are with the Grand Blanc community during this difficult time.

Kimmel is back on the air tomorrow! FBC!

Dave Bondy clowning on anyone’s ratings is comedy. The guy spent eight years at Mid-Michigan Now pulling numbers so bad they barely registered. I lost track of how many nights he’d pace around wondering if he was about to get canned for being a ratings disaster.

Carr threatened Kimmel’s show & ABC, Sinclair, Nexstar caved. They turned free speech into political vengeance. Selective censorship is tyranny. The First Amendment is not negotiable. When silence becomes a weapon, it won’t stop with Kimmel, it will come for all of us.

TODAY IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP: FCC Chair Brendan Carr threatened networks over Jimmy Kimmel. ABC, Sinclair & Nexstar caved. Kimmel is off the air for now. This isn’t just about one show - it’s a warning: censorship for political convenience is a threat to us all.

“‘Taken out of context’ has become the go-to excuse when someone gets called out. It’s a cop out rather than clarification. Most of the time, the meaning was crystal clear, they just don’t want to own it. That’s not context. That’s avoidance.”

“The last time Trump said anything thoughtful it was in a birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein.” Michael Kosta, the Daily Show.

Every conversation with the right at this moment on social media.

This guy could be a powerful voice in the senate. Instead, Alabama chose a moronic football coach. 🙄

Not sure what is more pathetic. A. Begging Benny Johnson to follow you on social media. B. Asking in a Tweet filled with grammatical errors. Remember this tweet the next time he mocks Michigan elementary school kids for not having good reading and writing skills.

It would be the first relevant thing John Rich has done in years.

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Have a great day! #McMorrowForABetterTomorrow

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social @raywert.bsky.social McMorrow for a BETTER Tomorrow!

@raywert.bsky.social Mallory has been crushing her campaign stops. This one for Mike Rogers didn’t go as well. bsky.app/profile/duff...

Mike Rogers’ visit to Iron Pig Smokehouse in Gaylord went terribly wrong. In the video the Michigan GOP senatorial candidate did with owner Ian Murphy, Rogers isn’t sure which of the two Iron Pig locations he was at or how many there are. After praising Murphy, just look at what he said about him ⬇️

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social @raywert.bsky.social This came in the mail yesterday. Down since Day One. ☝️ #VoteMcMorrow

Brock Lesnar just put John Cena down faster than a Janel Grant lawsuit! | #WWE #SummerSlam

@cantankerouscm.bsky.social Greetings, fellow Hoosier. I’m originally from Terre Haute. I live in metro Detroit now.

The Ralph Wiggum of Journalism would love more followers on Twitter/X. He’s wants to reach 100K. He sits just under 60,000 shy of his goal, but today is the day. Bondy is begging all the usual people (Elmo, Gunther, Bill Ackman) to help him grow his misinformation market. This reeks of desperation.

NBC really needs to kill the crowd mic or the stadium needs to turn off the music. I like this song, but not in this moment.

It’s called journalism, Dave. Hulk Hogan died. He wasn’t canonized. He wasn’t a saint. Hulk Hogan was a pop culture icon that gave kids like me reasons to watch pro wrestling. He was a character. Terry Bollea was a racist, habitual liar and an egomaniacal jerk. His scandals were too big to ignore.

@kellybundy.bsky.social Bondy is not wrong about changes being made at TV stations when the ratings are bad. Lots of my friends and talented people got let go when Sinclair began gutting the station after four years of bad ratings. In hindsight, I’m shocked Bondy survived and left on his own.

@kellybundy.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/duff...

An expert in low television ratings weighs in. 🙄 Also, Gutfeld airs to a conservative audience 30 minutes prior to 3 network hosts. Gutfeld averages 3 million viewers. Colbert, Fallon and Kimmel combined have an audience of nearly 5.5 million viewers while competing against each other.

@senpolehanki.bsky.social As a fellow Green Day fan, I wanted to share this link with you. I will be getting on of these shirts. www.etsy.com/listing/4335...

Matt Maddock’s head is so far Trump’s ass, he found this excuse for his hero. Maddock blames the whole Epstein Files debacle on the Russians! That man is a freaking moron. H/T to @distillsocial.bsky.social

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If Dave Bondy had even a third of the TV audience that Colbert has, he’d still be on TV. Bondy’s ratings in the Flint DMA were abysmal. He told me several times he thought he was going to get fired for having such a minuscule audience. For him to claim he’s outperforming Colbert now is laughable.

Stephen Colbert, if you’re reading this: the door is open at the MeidasTouch Network open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

A fitting and beautiful tribute to Hammerin Hank. I wish Aaron had lived to see this moment. I wish Vin Scully was there to hear his exceptional description of the moment Hank passed the Babe. “A black man is getting a standing ovation in the deep south.” Despite all their flaws, I love the Braves.

Dave Bondy - the Ralph Wiggum of Journalism - has moved on from Elon. He’s given up trying to get Ketamine Captain Kirk’s attention on X. He’s moved on to a new person to make his desperate pleas for attention on Xitter: Laura Loomer. Bondy is quite the Stan for Jigsaw Face.

It will never stop being amusing to see Dave Bondy constantly complain about the educational system in Michigan while simultaneously putting out Tweets with grammatical errors. It’s sad that he’s 50 and doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” And “hear” and “here.”

@raywert.bsky.social @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social 👀 Count me among the 51% #LFG!

1 / At the IBEW Local 17 Picnic & Tree Jamboree, I talked to Mike and Jamie about what's too often missing in politics: results. Bill number and policy names don't mean anything to people if they can't see it. Show don't tell!

This guy has been posting on @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social Twitter feed for a while now about making him sandwiches or being in his kitchen. Instead, she turned the tables on him and this troll has been cooked. Love it, Mal!

“pRoTeCtiNG eVErY wOMaN’s rIGhT tO CoMpEtE fAIrLy!” Except in pay, healthcare rights, reproductive rights, voting rights, against discrimination in the workplace… but sure buddy.

Same vibes.

Iowa ranks 26 in state size at 56,272 square miles. That’s more farm land than state. There are 3.241 million people living in Iowa. Texas is number one in the nation with 230,662 farms. There are less than two million farms in the United States. His math ain’t mathing.

I paid $3.09 for a dozen today. Better than the $4.99 I have been paying for them for months, but nowhere close to $1.79.

Trump actually thinks we don’t know what a machete is? It’s a gardening tool, genius.

@distillsocial.bsky.social We need to make sure that this image of Lisa McClain taking healthcare away from thousands throughout her district comes back to bite her in the ass.

The stats paint a dark picture for millions of Americans. Lisa McClain is so proud of what she just voted for.

@calleigh13.bsky.social Just wanted to let you know: I appreciate you. 🤜🏻🤛🏻🤝

@house49.bsky.social Just want you to know: I appreciate you. Solidarity. 🤝🤜🏻🤛🏻

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social @raywert.bsky.social My mother sent me a link today on messenger. It was your Hate Won’t Win speech. Mom said it: “knocked her socks off.” My mom is just like yours: a devout Catholic devoted to their kids and their community. You gained a fan from Indiana. We got you!

The Ralph Wiggum of Journalism strikes again. Dave Bondy is nitpicking the media over a headline on the dangers of leaving kids in cars in extreme heat. He just warned people about it in a video he posted on his pages. If he read the far more in depth article, he’d see they make the same point. 🤡