thought #1: Ugh yeah I hate it when writers do that thought #2, immediately: Wait shit do I do that

i want to write about jon discovering his kinks in college... messing around with georgie and then embarrassing himself and preemptively sabotaging the relationship because he thinks she should hate him

goddd I wish I hadn't been such a little bitch in 2021 when the tma fandom was so active and i could've participated more. rip

thinking about the concept of diegetic kink vs non-diegetic kink and what my particular flavor of ageplay counts as

i haven't talked about jon peeing himself in a while

genuinely sometimes I think about jon having a mommy kink and then I realize he's british so it'd be "mummy" and lose all interest

jon making elias kiss all of his stuffed animals goodnight one by one before going to bed

I think about 80% of the time i talk about jon im talking about him peeing himself and crying. I swear I respect him as a character this is just important to me

case in point: i want jon squirming and whining in someone's lap while they ignore (or scold) him and carry on a conversation with someone else until jon can't hold it and pees himself

The problem with jonelias is that it's really hard to introduce a third person into their freak (i don't like peter)

chapters 7-9. It's the 666 kudo special! archiveofourown.org/works/322037...

I still need to find an excuse to have Jon bite someone in this fic

I really need to write a really unapologetic jonelias diaper fetish oneshot and i just cannot think of a good self-contained scenario (i'm specifying oneshot because i cannot get sidetracked writing another 100K+ WORD AGEPLAY FANFICITON)

Chapters 3-6 posted :>

I'm a freak in the sheets

Hello archiveofourown.org/works/322037...

tomorrow ......

I normally hc that jon names all his stuffed animals things like "doggy" "kitty" "miss cow" etc. but it's also fun to think that he has named every single one with a unique name and has complex lore and personalities for all of them

i'm still not immune to jmart it seems but only really the versions in my head of them. when i listen to them interact in canon i'm like wow these guys suck together

can i have some soft je thoughts

I really feel like I ought to be more into obi-wan/anakin than I actually am. It's basically a tailor-made ship for me. Man with childhood trauma and emotional problems and his pseudo father ewan mcgregor. Unfortunately I just can't bring myself to care about the star wars prequels again

There are only 49 daddy kink fics for tma can everyone please start getting weirder

the moment i come close to having something postable i just lost all confidence in it and don't want to finish it

I don't need to start a new fic I don't need to start a new fic I don't need to start a new fic

elias being Offputting enough at work that the gossip is absolutely unhinged, there is no kink that hasn't been mentioned as a possibility. meanwhile he gets done with his scheduling and is like, my goodness jon, oral pleasure? how outré

jonelias is a funny ship for me to be into because ultimately i want the villain to corrupt the protagonist utterly and completely and then for both of them to have loving and fairly boring sex

(responsible) dom jon is like an actual squick for me I don't know that man

yells Elias, drunk off his ass, to no one xD

—AND IF JON IS GOING TO WEAR BABY CLOTHES HE'S AT LEAST GOING TO WEAR HIGH QUALITY ONES

I still want to write that j/e fic where jon is really into diapers but adamant that it is purely for medical/comfort reasons and is NOT a sex thing (it is)

we need to revive the rq kink meme

jon has like 4 inches of penis maximum

finished 2 major projects today, starting another major project tomorrow, and buying myself commissions. As a treat

speaking of germaphobe elias i love the idea of him desperately trying to convince jon to let him wash his ratty 20+ year old stuffed animal. and jon is like Absolutely not

nap time

The charity of starving lions

the fact that the "age regression" tag on ao3 covers both agere and de-aging and there's no good way to differentiate them drives me insane

wrote a quick jonelias agere ficlet :) archiveofourown.org/works/64573174

commissioned @jonelias.bsky.social :)

ok I think my revised headcanon is that jon was hardcore into thomas & friends as a very young kid (2-5) then got embarrassed about it, the way kids do when they decide they're too old for something

jon tells elias about thomas the tank engine lore for like an hour straight and elias is nodding attentively and asking questions

would anyone like a thread of miscellaneous baby jon thoughts

regressed jon getting huffy and stamping his feet when he's angry is so important to me

When the canon ship is dark and scary I want cute fanfic; when the canon ship is cute I want dark and scary. Simple!

tbh as much as i like weird fucked up jonelias i'm getting slightly burnt out on dubcon/noncon stuff lately 😔 give me my unrealistic sweetness

the number of chapters I now have this fic planned to is. intimidating

twirls my hair

genuinely sometimes I think about jon having a mommy kink and then I realize he's british so it'd be "mummy" and lose all interest

the state of my nsfw writing folder rn